i hate you

[hatesfreedom]

Fuck you

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you're not even real drinkers

[whirlingbladesofkick]

What, you smelly little weasel?

Awww, how can I be mad at that cute widdle hat.

[Taur]

PAGING SHAWN AND THE BOOTOTAYS

[hatesfreedom]

http://www.dumb.com/god/images/god.jpg
So help me god I will travel back in time
http://etc.usf.edu/clipart/36300/36335/crowbar_36335_lg.gif
crowbar open your mothers vagina

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/taking-a-shit-on-phone.jpg

and i will take a shit on you









btw your a cunt

[Lungfish]

Somebody needs a hug.

[severe delays]

Should be "you're" but otherwise entertaining. ;)

[whirlingbladesofkick]

no, i think hates is italian.

and easily distracted.

[severe delays]

He's a ferret. Of course he's easily distracted.

[bufftabby]

But we wuv oo. Be sweet, dumplin'.

[WednesdayAddams]

AWWWW. Who's a cute ittow fewwet, then? Who is? You are! Yes, you are!

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

No you don't, Hatey. You love me.

You and me....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/SQyaE0rVj8I/AAAAAAAAHoY/MsQWyHW5m9Q/s400/Hugging_Kittens_3_by_closemyeyes_stock.jpg

[hatesfreedom]

Should be "you're" but otherwise entertaining. ;)

Try and find me a rule in English that has ever mattered.

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[Zeener Diode]

Why is that kitty strangling the other?

[hatesfreedom]

No you don't, Hatey. You love me.

You and me....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gTJMEP-c2fo/SQyaE0rVj8I/AAAAAAAAHoY/MsQWyHW5m9Q/s400/Hugging_Kittens_3_by_closemyeyes_stock.jpg

http://www.cara-adopt.org/ADOPTED/buddies.jpg
You're beautiful, you're smart, and you have a quick diplomatic wit.
I'll explain to you how nobody else cares, but we can take their
money!

[hatesfreedom]

Why is that kitty strangling the other?

Love is built on strange stories

[Zeener Diode]

Erotic asphyxiation?

[hatesfreedom]

no, i think hates is italian.


I have never been insulted as much as this.

[dogbutler]

Fuck you

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you're not even real drinkers

Sounds like somebody has too much blood in his alcohol.

[3acres]

He's a ferret. Of course he's easily distracted.Really? That's a ferret?! I've been thinking it was a Yorkie all this time. Jeez.

[Athletic sock]

You hate us all? You hate freedom?

Join the TSA! For low pay, low morale, constant interaction with the general public, hordes of people rushing to make their flight, and years of part-time and odd-shift work, you get to order people around!

[hatesfreedom]

You hate us all? You hate freedom?

Join the TSA! For low pay, low morale, constant interaction with the general public, hordes of people rushing to make their flight, and years of part-time and odd-shift work, you get to order people around!

only if I'm allowed to deny passage to anyone without reason or warning. also i'm bringing back profiling.

[Jaglavak]

Whiner!

[hatesfreedom]

Another great post from Jaglavak. Give it a hand folks, it's really trying.

I'm mostly writing here to knock out that piece of shit thanksgiving thread started by ladies who aren't actually drinking but are enthralled by the idea that at one point in time they were fun.

Regards,
Shodan

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

http://critteristic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ferret-1-500.jpg

[Jaglavak]

What kind of drugs did you give those varmints to make them do that?
And can you give a dose to Hatey for us?

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

Those aren't mine, I just found the pic online.

Hatey is a special mix of sassy and faboo. You cannot change him. Accept him and embrace it. Become one with the Ferret.

[hatesfreedom]

DRUGS

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/922/75f74478f32de04e14c0e5c.gif

This one time I had taken a bunch of shrooms
and I started freaking out. So they put me
infront of a TV and gave me a controller to
some Madden game. I believed I was the coach
of the green bay packers, and I began yelling
at players that I was controlling.

Fuck you #47, your game was weak I would
scream.

[Jaglavak]

Accept him and embrace it. Become one with the Ferret.

Yeah right. Last time I tried that it cost me a toe.

[hatesfreedom]

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6177/catb.gif
This nap is dedicated to Sleeps

[Sleeps With Butterflies]

A blast from our past...

http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll135/WithButterflies/posted/hates/hatessleeps.jpg?t=1291420560

[bufftabby]

We otter double-date, sleeps!

http://www.giraffeboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1185&stc=1&d=1260034892

[Zeener Diode]

We otter double-date, sleeps!


Ouch!

Ferret it's worth, you might enjoy this Otter instead.

http://blogs.e-rockford.com/movieman/files/2009/02/otter.gif

[hatesfreedom]

Im selling this club because I finally left my fatass girlfriend who hated the fact that I loved to play golf. I bought this for her when hybrids first came out which was approximately 5 years ago or when she was 115 pounds lighter. She stopped playing golf soon after I introduced her to the game and decided she would rather eat cookies and tacos as a sport. When she decided to start playing again she realized that her hands were to swollen to grip the club properly from all the meat around her knuckles. In addition, she couldnt figure out why she could not make a shoulder turn anymore. Truth be told, her titts got so big and droopy that she had to use my Sun Mountain push cart to haul them when we played (the cart has since buckled from the overloaded weight capacity). Also, her gut and thighs got so big she could hide 4 full grown Chihuahuas under the fat folds. I put up with her shitt for about 2 years and during this time she got even heavier. Her fatass became so big that when she actually made a correct shoulder turn she farted. I'm not talking about a ladylike fart with a few giggles- were talking fog horn deep and the smell was so bad it would turn all your hair into ash. I think the hippo actually fermented napalm in her colon from all the ice cream, pizza and bad chinese food she inhaled on an hourly basis. Ultimately it got to the point where I just stopped playing with her because I began to feel like I was doing a "Make a Wish" deed for the obese, retarded lady. And every time I went out with my regular group on Sundays, she gave me that look like I was going to be in deep shitt when I got back. So eventually I said f*ck it and I wont play for a while. 2 months ago I was cleaning out the garage and my buddies came over after a round and we were shooting the shitt about the US Open when all of sudden the cyclops comes out from her cave and tells me that I should sell all my clubs since I dont play anymore. My friends all gave me that look (you know what I mean) and just left in complete disgust. I knew those f*ckers were laughing their asses off at me and I felt really bad. Whatever....... I just rolled with it but 3 weeks after that incident she decided she was going to sell some of my shitt at a garage sale with 10 of her fat friends from the neighborhood. You shoulda seen this. It was a spectacle. 10 fat, female pigs all wearing tennis visors and shorts that were straining to stay buttoned around their waists. They had more MM's, Oreos and Grape Soda then garage sale items. I went specifically to see what she took of mine thinking there may have been a few odd things that she grabbed when I suddenly I saw my beloved Mizuno MP33 blades being hauled off by a senior citizen. I stopped the geezer and told him it was a mistake but the f*cker told me to kiss his asss and that he had a receipt. I almost strangled the gimp but I had 5 fat hogs standing in front of me telling that a "sale was sale" and they barricaded me in with their 34 inch necks. Get this: THEY SOLD MY CLUBS FOR $89 AND THEY THOUGHT THEY GOT A GOOD DEAL. That was pretty much the last straw so that evening while the beast was asleep, I grabbed what I could and left her cave. This club was one of the items I snagged along with some of her golf shoes, shirts and her golf bag. If you are a man with size 18 feet and bunions her shoes might fit you. I'll put the rest of her items up for sale in the Deformed Product Section. Please note this club has a small chip in the paint and has some sole wear. The lard asss must have forgotten to put the headcover on during one of her on course gas tantrums. Has a steel shaft in stiff flex with a brand new Golf Pride Tour Velvet grip. Club has 16 degrees of loft. Thanks for looking and if you win this club, keep it as a reminder whenever you decide that you are ready for a serious relationship. Take a good look at this club and remember its history- its priceless and you'll thank me later.

[Chacoguy]

::Hold up lighter, rock concert style::

[eleanorigby]

He's a ferret. Of course he's easily distracted.Really? That's a ferret?! I've been thinking it was a Yorkie all this time. Jeez.

You're not the only one. Except I thought it was a chihuahua.

[Zeener Diode]

my fatass girlfriend
her gut and thighs got so big
fat folds.
she got even heavier.
Her fatass
10 fat, female pigs
5 fat hogs
lard asss

I'm sensing a bit of hostility here...