New Year's Sock Hop

[Athletic sock]

Calling all my fellow socks! Come join together for a New Year's party!

Open to all sock accounts, whether from a past sock hop or Just Because.

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[The Futility of Nihilism]

It's way too early for a New Year's party. Or is this just a dress rehearsal? A mock sock hop as it were?

[Zeener Diode]

A mock sock hop as it were?

That would be a smock hop.

[Hello Kitty Darth Vader]

You are all getting a force-choking for Christmas.

[Loathsome Individual]

oh good i love parties now who is going to sit in my lap har har!

[The Futility of Nihilism]

A mock sock hop as it were?

That would be a smock hop.
Frock you!

[The Artist formerly known as Opal]

oh good i love parties now who is going to sit in my lap har har!

I'm in charge of lap dances.
















And I charge $150 per minute.

[frontyard]

I'll do a pole dance in my socks. For free.

[Red Panda]

Is it a Communist Party?

[Pitbull]

I was hoping for a Pitty Party...

[GOD!]

Somehow, a God party sounds like it wouldn't be much fun.

[Igor]

How about a body parts party?

[PHYSICS!]

Oh great the idol showed up.

[Sockrates]

There is no party.

[Who_me?]

Oh great the idol showed up.

Damn! Now I want a Billy Idol sock...

[Richard Nixon]

Is it a Communist Party?
She's a witch! BURN HER! BURN HER!

[Who_me?]

Is it a Communist Party?
She's a witch! BURN HER! BURN HER!

The Republican Party doesn't sound like much fun either...

[Gozer]

The Republican Party doesn't sound like much fun either...

You can't read buddy? Sock up or get out!

[Henry Jones]

A party? I love parties! I'm great at parties. Do you want to hear one of my stories? Let me tell you one of my stories.

It was in Transylvania, 1918. Just listen, I'm not done yet. It's true! I was sent from Venice to follow after three deceased agents the investigation of General Mateus Targo. No, Targo. With a T and a g. Not next to each other. I travelled to a castle accompanied by Nicholas, Maria, Dr. Heinson and Walters. They were friends, don't interrupt. The interior of the castle was terrifying and Walters was incinerated. Incinerated. Inc--he was burned up. When we met Targo, he took us to meet the previous agents who were by then under his control (Maria killed Dr. Heinson revealed to be a German spy before she knew that). Yeah, German. But not Nazis, so it wasn't so bad. You know, Kaiser guys. Not Caesar, Kaiser. With the pointy hats. Yeah, tho--no, you're thinking of wizards. They're different. Okay, stop and let me finish. Targo was shown to be a reincarnation of Vlad the Impaler and had Nicholas horribly tortured to death. Vlad. Vlad! Okay, stop and listen. Before Targo could deal with me and Maria, we retaliated and performed a vampire exorcism on him. No, that's exercising. We used stakes, not dumbbells. You're a dumbbell!

[Who_me?]

The Republican Party doesn't sound like much fun either...

You can't read buddy? Sock up or get out!

Trying to remember the rest of my socks...

[Fred Sanford]

I love parties!

[Hobo with a spatula]

I'm in. There'll be free food, right?

I don't think I've had anyone ask me to remove my boots, ever.

Except the one time I snuck into the community pool to use the shower, but there was a $10 bet involved.

[Athletic sock]

It's way too early for a New Year's party. Or is this just a dress rehearsal? A mock sock hop as it were?

As a sock, I hear far too many tales of woe from my cousins the stockings about all the abuse they go through at this time of year. So we don't have any holidays until NYE.

Plus, some of us take two weeks to get ready. We have to clean up, find our mates, and then STAY in pairs for the party. Do you have ANY idea how difficult it is for socks to stay paired up for any length of time?

[Loathsome Individual]

lol i have a mate for you my lad but youll be pretty ripe after two weeks har har!

[WallyM7]

This sounds like so much fun! I will definitely be there. We have a new forklift driver at work tomorrow who would probably like this place too, so I'll be sure to invite him!

[Nonny J. Nonnington, Esq.]

You are all getting a force-choking for Christmas.Good. I'm kinky that way.

[Athletic sock]

lol i have a mate for you my lad but youll be pretty ripe after two weeks har har!

You say that like it's a bad thing. :m:

[Gay Sox Hoarse]

WOO! Count me in!

[Steve Dallas]

You people put on lame parties. It's always a sausage fest. This place needs more broads. Preferably college-aged and with loose morals.

[Michelle Duggar's vagina]

I couldn't possibly be any more broad. :grossout:

[Vub]

:: strops castrating knife ::


There will be no party until you hosers learn how to Pit properly!

[The Artist formerly known as Opal]

You people put on lame parties. It's always a sausage fest. This place needs more broads. Preferably college-aged and with loose morals.

And your name again was....?

[Vub]

His name is Steve Dallas. Don't you pay any attention?

[The Artist formerly known as Opal]

Me pay? No.

[Vub]

And it shows.


What's in the red bag, little girl?

[The Artist formerly known as Opal]

Art supplies: glitter, breast milk, blood, copper wire, sawdust and tofu.

[Vub]

Sounds like that damned casserole someone brought to Thanksgiving Dinner.


:: peers intently ::


That was you, wasn't it?!


eta: gonna take a lot more than a punctuation change to fix your problem

[Likes to Fight Guy]

I'm always ready to party.

Who wants to go first?

[A nice Guy]

Will there be women?

[dirty hippie]

I'm always ready to party.

Who wants to go first?

back off man

[Poo]

I'm concerned that I won't be around.

I suspect that Fenris will delete all of my posts.

[cartman]

Ay! Get out of this thread!

Goddamn hippies piss me off!

[Glenn Scobey Warner]

back off man

Nobody ever scored by backing off. You gotta charge forward, son! Take out all your obstacles! Score! Win! You're a winner, son! Be a winner!

Now gimme fifty windsprints and hit the showers.

[Khampelf]

I'm always ready to party.

Who wants to go first?

back off man


What kind of hippie are you? You missed a golden opportunity.



I see you've got your fist out.
Say your piece and get out.
Yes I get the jist of it, but
It's all right ....
I will survive .... I will survive

[Athletic sock]

Happy new year!

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[Cirrhotic Santa]

Goddamn socks and stockings, I'm sick of you, ALL OF YOU!



Fuckers.