New yet old.

[Spyder Queen]

Hey all! I was informed of this hot spot from someone I met that has hung out here for a long time, Glazer. He told me that since I had been old friends with Khampelf (sorry if I spelled his handle wrong, knew him by his name.) (since '97 I think) that I might find some like-minded people around here. I am new to message boards so please bear with me as I find my bearings. I am so happy to have been able to live in his last residence for the past couple of months and I can tell that he is happy that I am back. I look forward to meeting folks here and making some new friends.

[SmartAleq]

Howdy! Any friend of Khampy's is welcome here, we were awfully fond of the 'Elf and miss him so much. Also very grateful for the residents of Misfit Manor taking care of Glazer in his time of need, much appreciated. Settle in, we don't bite. Much.

That being said:

Cake or pie?
Pirate or ninja?
Light saber or phaser?
Bread or pizza?

Choose wisely!

:rebo:

[Spyder Queen]

Questions then answers...
Is Misfit Manor where Khampelf lived, that is, where I am living?
Can I ASK to be bitten "much", or no?

Cake, but fat girl rule #2 is never pass up sweets
Pirate for sure. Much sexier than a ninja IMO
Lightsaber
pizza, but bread is an easy go-to to make many things when your broke all the damn time! lol

And HIIIII!! SmartAleq!

[Glazer]

Yes Misfit Manor is the name Khampy gave to his house. The Den of Inequity (downstair) /yes singular/ was his command center. From which he lorded over his vast domain.

Spydie is good people. The Manor is serving it purpose as a place for Khampelf's people to land in times of transition.

I only had time to give her a quick run down on this place. So now"s y'alls chance to run whatever game you sick fucks play before she wises up to yer shit.

[Jaglavak]

Welcome to the veldt. The hazing isn't too awful. Newbies have to clean the hot tub, is all.

[Spyder Queen]

Thanks, Glazer! I think you're pretty good peeps as well!
Jaglavak- I don't mind cleaning it, but I am of the personal opinion that hot tubs should only be used without clothing so I feel it is only fair to be allowed to clean them nude as well! And with 8 legs, I will get it done in no time!

[JackieLikesVariety]

Hello & welcome!

And with 8 legs, I will get it done in no time! such an advantage! :science:

[Solfy]

Welcome aboard, and my apologies in advance.

[Glazer]

Thanks, Glazer! I think you're pretty good peeps as well!
Jaglavak- I don't mind cleaning it, but I am of the personal opinion that hot tubs should only be used without clothing so I feel it is only fair to be allowed to clean them nude as well! And with 8 legs, I will get it done in no time!

That will only make things easier for the squ... Oh I think I've said too much.

Nothing to see here.

[PSXer]

I'm considered one of the coolest posters here

befriend me if you wanna be in the elite clique

[Glazer]

Do it quick before you get to know him and it's too late.

[Spyder Queen]

I'm considered one of the coolest posters here

befriend me if you wanna be in the elite clique

I am everyone's friend, until... well, let's just say that I advise getting caught in my Spyders Web. :tongue:

[What Exit?]

Welcome, though I still feel like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I'm really a refugee from another board. So welcome from a newer poster.

[AuntiePam]

Rubbing up against people Khampy knew makes it seem like he's still here. Even if the rubbing is just an exchange of pixels.

Welcome! :D

[Glazer]

Welcome, though I still feel like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I'm really a refugee from another board. So welcome from a newer poster.

Dude you're family.

[C2H5OH]

Welcome to the veldt. The hazing isn't too awful. Newbies have to clean the hot tub, is all.

Sometimes they survive the experience.

[Spyder Queen]

In all seriousness though, I really like being here and walking a path he walked. I was so mad that I couldn't go to his funeral, but I am happy to have gotten an opportunity to be at Misfit Manor (even though my time is quickly coming to an end here) and riding the long neck of the giraffe with all of you. Than you for the warm reception!

[Glazer]

I knew you'd fit right in.

[Sunny Daze]

Welcome!

How do you feel about polls?

[JackieLikesVariety]

Welcome, though I still feel like a Stranger in a Strange Land. I'm really a refugee from another board. So welcome from a newer poster.

Dude! you've been here, like, forever

Rubbing up against people Khampy knew makes it seem like he's still here. Even if the rubbing is just an exchange of pixels.

Welcome! :D

right?

[stormie]

What Exit makes a good point. I know I personally am stranger, although than what I am not sure I want to know. If the vedlt itself is not a strange place we are not trying hard enough.

Khampy was . . . special and lovely and is much missed. While spiders are Not generally acceptable to certain posters :rigs: a spider with Glazer's approval is a fine thing.

The answer is not ninjas or pirates. It's vikings. :viking:
Not sure you'll get bit but sooner or later you will be kabonged.
We are all Dragonlady's socks. I'm sorry.
This is a wombat :wombat: There is always a wombat option. The option is not optional.
.
.
. ah, how do slimy 8-leggers feel about spiders? Asking for a friend.

[JackieLikesVariety]

you asking about octopus? cos they are way cool: I just watched an episode of Nature about a researcher who had one in his living room. awesome show.

Octopus: Making Contact (https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/octopus-making-contact-y8dyan/20052/)

[stormie]

soooo, odds on the octopus in the hot tub winning, 5:1?
I want to talk to one. Just not that the one in the hot tub.
https://www-tc.pbs.org/wnet/nature/files/2019/10/Kraken-circa-1700-768x486-512x288.jpg

[BJMoose]

How do you feel about puns? And about threads with the attention span of a cat in heat?

[Zeener Diode]

How do you feel about puns?
With both hands, seeking the soft spots.

And about threads with the attention span of a cat in heat?
It gives me paws to reflect on... on... what was the question?

[SmartAleq]

Feverish felines, I think. :shrug:

[Spyder Queen]

Dear lord where do I start?! Where I left off is the most logical I suppose.
Glazer- thank you for hooking me up in here. Not only for telling me about it, and vouching for me but for being aware enough to find the kind of spark people like us have inside.
Sunny Daze- polls huh? tried dancing on one once naked. All my legs got tangled up though. Man, it was a shitty night.
stormie- I can deal with Vikings! I just have a total affinity to water so that's why I choose pirates, but Vikings work for me just fine! As for getting kabonged, make mine with nicotine and not THC, please. I partied my last party 11 years ago on the 22nd of this month. Please ask Dragonlady to wash me occasionally. I will be a happy sock then. And I love the non-optional option. :wombat: is a cool dude. (Oh and I love the Chathulu pic! Might save that one to my personal files!)
BJMoose- I love puns! I drive everyone around me crazy because I love being punny! Short attention spans work for me! "Oh look! Pretty sparkly!"
Did I miss any? I feel like I did. Damn this old age bs.

[Glazer]

As for getting kabonged, make mine with nicotine and not THC, please.
How 'bout with a tiny violin? For the Diva hath said: "The wages of puns is kabonging with a tiny violin." 🎻

[Solfy]

I thought Mariah was a squid, not an octopus.

[C2H5OH]

you asking about octopus? cos they are way cool: I just watched an episode of Nature about a researcher who had one in his living room. awesome show.

Octopus: Making Contact (https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/octopus-making-contact-y8dyan/20052/)

That link is for PBS members only.

[Cochrane]

As for getting kabonged, make mine with nicotine and not THC, please.
How 'bout with a tiny violin? For the Diva hath said: "The wages of puns is kabonging with a tiny violin." 🎻

I dunno, too many puns can get you arbitrarily and capriciously boxed. I was once boxed for all of seven hours. By the time I came back to the boards, I'd missed it.

[SmartAleq]

Vikings are the OG pirates so that's all good.

[BJMoose]

I thought Mariah was a squid, not an octopus.


But certainly not an early-blooming flower. That would be a squid pro crocus.


. ..:violence:
:taunt:

[Spyder Queen]

Hey long neckers! What's up! I was not sure where to post this so here goes. We are trying to re-home the 2 cats from the old folks that Khampy took care of. They have always lived together so my roommate (not sure what her name on here is lol) is hoping they can stay together. Squeak is male and grey and Betty is the female and black. Very chill personalities & they get along fine with other animals. If anyone can take them, it would be awesome because we have like 1 week to make this happen. Squeak can also be fostered for a couple of months while I save up enough for a pet deposit at the new apt.
Can't figure out how to put the pics in here. crap! ugh! maybe shoot me a message and I can send the pic to you another way? (I hate being the noob. :mad:)

[C2H5OH]

Can't figure out how to put the pics in here. crap!

The easiest way is to post them on https://imgur.com/ (or some other image hosting site of your choice) then link to 'em, here.

Here's an example of one I did yesterday. https://imgur.com/49gQW7B

There are better ways that make them show up in the thread, but they're more complicated and I suck at explaining, so someone else will have to.

[Cochrane]

That's good enough. Get the url of the pic. Make it has an extension like .jpg or .png in it, then hit the icon on top of the reply box that looks like a postcard. Insert the url in between the tags, and you're golden.

Example:

[IMG]https://i.imgur.com/49gQW7B_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

How it looks:

https://i.imgur.com/49gQW7B_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Dragonlady]

Hey long neckers! What's up! I was not sure where to post this so here goes. We are trying to re-home the 2 cats from the old folks that Khampy took care of. They have always lived together so my roommate (not sure what her name on here is lol) is hoping they can stay together. Squeak is male and grey and Betty is the female and black. Very chill personalities & they get along fine with other animals. If anyone can take them, it would be awesome because we have like 1 week to make this happen. Squeak can also be fostered for a couple of months while I save up enough for a pet deposit at the new apt.
Can't figure out how to put the pics in here. crap! ugh! maybe shoot me a message and I can send the pic to you another way? (I hate being the noob. :mad:)

People offered to take them when the Elfman died.
Maybe start a new thread titled "Help rehome Khampelfs cats".

[SmartAleq]

Hey long neckers! What's up! I was not sure where to post this so here goes. We are trying to re-home the 2 cats from the old folks that Khampy took care of. They have always lived together so my roommate (not sure what her name on here is lol) is hoping they can stay together. Squeak is male and grey and Betty is the female and black. Very chill personalities & they get along fine with other animals. If anyone can take them, it would be awesome because we have like 1 week to make this happen. Squeak can also be fostered for a couple of months while I save up enough for a pet deposit at the new apt.
Can't figure out how to put the pics in here. crap! ugh! maybe shoot me a message and I can send the pic to you another way? (I hate being the noob. :mad:)

Pretty sure Radical Edward volunteered to take the kittehs but we'd have to figure out how to get them to Bamalama.

[stormie]

There are organizations (https://operationroger.rescuegroups.org/info/display?PageID=8839) that transfer animals between points. Truckers, mostly, who are going there anyway.

[stormie]

I thought Mariah was a squid, not an octopus.
But certainly not an early-blooming flower. That would be a squid pro crocusWHERE IS THE KABONG? :mad:

[Dragonlady]

There's supposed to be an Earth shattering KaBong!

[BJMoose]

She accidentally kabonged her bong and is now all discombongulated.

[Spyder Queen]

People offered to take them when the Elfman died.
Maybe start a new thread titled "Help rehome Khampelfs cats".[/QUOTE]

That is a great idea! What area should I put it in?

[Dragonlady]

Try "Deputy Dumplings" whatever.
That USED to be our 'general discussion' forum, before SOMEone got nutso and went off a riff about "generals".

[BJMoose]

And Privates and Barons and whatever. But mostly Fenris obsesses about his privates.

(One of the remarkable things about this place is we can get away with taunting the Admins.

(So far.)

[Oxirane]

Thanks, Glazer! I think you're pretty good peeps as well!
Jaglavak- I don't mind cleaning it, but I am of the personal opinion that hot tubs should only be used without clothing so I feel it is only fair to be allowed to clean them nude as well! And with 8 legs, I will get it done in no time!

Yikes, um, not sure one is wise in cleaning the hot tub in the nude, but, hey, the slime has to eat as well, I was advised to not :poke: it as it moves faster than one would think...and I'm pretty sure we're out of eight-legged HazMat suits, so you'll have to make do with what you find in the closet behind the Chomerge drum, but since you have volunteered, (FREE AT LAST!!!), um, you'll need these, ::tosses keys::, if you have any questions, please feel free to ask anyone other than me....I've got an appointment...elsewhere...

:driveby:

Seriously, welcome!! As a still kinda newbie, I've found this place to be oddly nice (odd being the operative word), and the denizens are welcoming...what is your stance on Flooping?

[Glazer]

She don't need no hazmat suit. She's got an exoskeleton!

[Oxirane]

Even better! Fenris told me I get to keep 10% of the cleaning budget if I find savings, so, ka-ching, I'm looking forward to my $1.29 check at the end of the month...thinking I'm going to invest in a MadDog 2020 16 oz...

[Spyder Queen]

Oxirane - I try to floop at least once or twice a year so I can get a ride to the hospital for a vacation and new meds. (Thank for the new term! Had to look that one up! I love learning new things.)

Dragonlady - Thanks for the advice and I will get over there to do that next! (And thanks for letting me be one of your socks. Not sure how that happened, but when in Rome and all that!)

Glazer - I need you to come by and spend a little time teaching me some of the tricks you all use in your comments please! <3

[Dragonlady]

Well Queenie, long ago we had a troll who tried to pit me and when he couldn't get anyone who agreed with his point of view, he accused EVERYONE on the board of being a sock of mine.
Of course he was right - so now..you too are my sock.

[Spyder Queen]

Well Queenie, long ago we had a troll who tried to pit me and when he couldn't get anyone who agreed with his point of view, he accused EVERYONE on the board of being a sock of mine.
Of course he was right - so now..you too are my sock.

Well, when in Rome, be a sock. I shall sock well for you. :haw:

[Glazer]

I kinda feel sorry for trolls around here.

[Glazer]

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Glazer - I need you to come by and spend a little time teaching me some of the tricks you all use in your comments please! <3
Not tonight dear I have a headache.

Actually I'm about 25 miles away from you right now and an parked up about a mile from my first walk in the morning. Not doing a 50 mile round trip tonight.

[Radical Edward]

Hey long neckers! What's up! I was not sure where to post this so here goes. We are trying to re-home the 2 cats from the old folks that Khampy took care of. They have always lived together so my roommate (not sure what her name on here is lol) is hoping they can stay together. Squeak is male and grey and Betty is the female and black. Very chill personalities & they get along fine with other animals. If anyone can take them, it would be awesome because we have like 1 week to make this happen. Squeak can also be fostered for a couple of months while I save up enough for a pet deposit at the new apt.
Can't figure out how to put the pics in here. crap! ugh! maybe shoot me a message and I can send the pic to you another way? (I hate being the noob. :mad:)

Pretty sure Radical Edward volunteered to take the kittehs but we'd have to figure out how to get them to Bamalama.

I AM SUMMONED

I will take the cats. I do not know how to get them to Alabama, so any guidance would be hot. PS Where is El Wizzardheimer? I thought there were three.

ETA: relevant info

- I live in northwest Alabama
- the nearest big airport is Huntsville International Airport
- I have off time from work saved up that I could use to come and get them, but I do not have mucho $$$ so I would have to drive I guess
- I also work for a veterinary hospital, so if shipping them there is somehow easier or something that's cool, but I have no idea

[Spyder Queen]

This is a link storie gave regarding organizations that transport. https://operationroger.rescuegroups.org/info/display?PageID=8839

[Spyder Queen]

btw, how the heck did I make a "page 2" thread??? lol

[Glazer]

I could probably take them to Santa Fe. Save you a bit of the trip. And J is keeping Wiz when she moves.

[Spyder Queen]

I could probably take them to Santa Fe. Save you a bit of the trip. And J is keeping Wiz when she moves.

I will post this info in the other thread. Thanks hon!

[Radical Edward]

I could probably take them to Santa Fe. Save you a bit of the trip. And J is keeping Wiz when she moves.

Cool. From here Santa Fe is about 17 hours, but maybe I could fly there and then rent a car to drive back with them.

[Spyder Queen]

[/QUOTE]
Not tonight dear I have a headache.
[/QUOTE]

That sounds just like my ex! lmao :blush:

[Glazer]

Not tonight dear I have a headache.






Quote both yours and my post to see what I changed to make your quote work.

[Karma]

Welcome to the board, Spyder Queen!!

[Spyder Queen]

Not tonight dear I have a headache.






Quote both yours and my post to see what I changed to make your quote work.

Oh!! Gotcha! Thanks, hon!!

[Spyder Queen]

Thank you Karma!

[Glazer]

Multi- Quote. Impressive.

[C2H5OH]

And Privates and Barons and whatever. But mostly Fenris obsesses about his privates.

(One of the remarkable things about this place is we can get away with taunting the Admins.

(So far.)

Nobody taunts Rebo...

Oh, wait: :rebo:

[C2H5OH]

Well, when in Rome, be a sock.

No, no. It's "When in Rome, sack it like a Visigoth!" :viking: <- That's as close as we've got to a Visigoth.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Multi- Quote. Impressive.

I can only uni-quote.

so far.

[SmartAleq]

It's them little plus signs down at the bottom of each post. Click them in sequence then hit the "post reply" button and all the quotes will be there in the edit window.

[JackieLikesVariety]

Quote both yours and my post to see what I changed to make your quote work.

Oh!! Gotcha! Thanks, hon!!

Multi- Quote. Impressive.

Multi- Quote. Impressive.

I can only uni-quote.

so far.

It's them little plus signs down at the bottom of each post. Click them in sequence then hit the "post reply" button and all the quotes will be there in the edit window.


oh, I've done that before. durp!

:pure:

[Spyder Queen]

Multi- Quote. Impressive.

I have no clue how I did it lmao!

[Spyder Queen]

Well, when in Rome, be a sock.

No, no. It's "When in Rome, sack it like a Visigoth!" :viking: <- That's as close as we've got to a Visigoth.

You're killing me! Bwahahahahaaaa!!

It's them little plus signs down at the bottom of each post. Click them in sequence then hit the "post reply" button and all the quotes will be there in the edit window.

I DID IT Glazer!!! Thanks, SmartAleq! You truly ARE a smarty pants!