If You’re So Smart, Why Aren’t You Happy?

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loln00b

he never heard of vietname, the holocost, muttually for sure dstruction or eternal suffering due to complacency and lack of belief in time travelers who will resurrect you and torture you literally forever trapped inside an indestructible free energy device that resembles the tower of london on steroids if the society you were randomly born into isn't on their a-game

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and cantcir

[Sunny Daze]

Have you been partaking?

[MissInformation]

Have you been partaking?

How can I combine my love of Giraffeboards?

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[running coach]

Have you been partaking?

I will not have what she's having.

[thylacine]

I’m kinda tempted

[SmartAleq]

Have you spoken to anyone about this seeming death wish? :ohdear:

[thylacine]

Yeah but they give me drugs that aren’t fun :(

[Jaglavak]

Eternal what? Hey, I signed up for the nirvana package! Don't fuck with me or I'll dispute the charges and you'll be playing phone tag with Visa for a year.

[Dragonlady]

Have you spoken to anyone about this seeming death wish? :ohdear:

They're speaking with us, because we are so smart! :science:

[Sputnik]

Have you been partaking?

Apparently he does so often. He started a thread in the box about women and, well, never mind. It made Jesus cry.

[MissInformation]

Have you been partaking?

Apparently he does so often. He started a thread in the box about women and, well, never mind. It made Jesus cry.

point is clarification reserection is more like livin ferever gainst yer will than dyin you dont die thas tha point thas tha problem wes havin right round here in these parts

fer every thang thar is u can has made infinity more thangs outta that thing and so on and so forth begets and begats you know how it says in the bible that is basically what tha meanin of is is

now dont go printin no more o dem dollar bills theys worth more like infinity up to tha infinity

this not some shit tchou wanna be farkin round wit its more like one dem big dinogators outta florida than a playground aint no supply 'n demand at work right round in dem parts right here

now use prolly wandering about about them trannysentences i'm talkin bout john dep, hes that dinogator wrasslin pirate u seen in dem movies


what tchu sappose ta do is make darn good'n sure dem tikes runnin round is right up stairs in the end

cuz they them little bastards they the ones whose gonna wake yo ass back up right before you kick off, at some point, begets and begats, and u better be hopin they friendly little fuckers if you catchin my drift

moral of the story is this shit is straight up reckless, riding reality aint like riding no bull and if you wanna get dat reality weener whatchu need ta do is approach it real careful like

ya'll hear now?

[MissInformation]

now don't go lookin no gift horse in tha mouth

id tell it to ya straight but ya seems to have your thinkin cap screwed on crookeder than mod teeth

ya kant profess scientik methamphetamine and at the same time go and point guns at each other that aint science and its bound to get someone hert real bad now

when you all finished up thar with the science and the science tells you what, exactly? that there aint no god darned point to the guns and why is that

well because the "science" says its too damn dangerous

now that aint science. thats common sense

now those people you met, all of em, put some stupid fucking ideas in all ya'lls heads

thats what i'm preachin

whatcha need ta do is leave all that griftin behind and take the long view

it ain't worth it when ya consider tha consequences. this ain't minecrift. its reality. it could be eternal. thar could be people out thar sufferin that need are help. thar might be something we need to ought to want to do about it. that could be us. fuck, that is us aint it?

yant to?

[C2H5OH]

Have you been partaking?

How can I combine my love of Giraffeboards?

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I had a cousin who had one of those. He never rolled his like that.

and cantcir

I had that. I never was bad enough off to spell it that badly, though.

You seriously need to re-think your recreational pharmaceutical regimen. Something is not working well for you.

[Jaglavak]

Be that as it may, I don't see how anyone could argue with such a well reasoned and cogent thesis. In fact the recommendations may if anything be on the conservative side.

[C2H5OH]

It's on the side of Something, but I wouldn't call it by name. It's probably one of those names that if you say it, demons from hell come out of the back of your couch and torture you to death.

[Sputnik]

I guess The Second Stone/Sock.

[BJMoose]

I don't know about that, but this lame attempt at dialect borders on racism.

[Sunny Daze]

Borders? It jumped the border and ran off into the distance hooting like a mad man.

FJ maybe? Who knows. Do we have a smilies that represents yeeting into the sun?