If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound?
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
If a thread never ends, can it have a "last poster"?

EDIT: Hey, did you know you can edit your posts in a group discussion ... with no time limit? It's been four hours since I posted this yet here I am, editing.

I AM PUMPED ABOUT MY NEWLY DISCOVERED POWERS

Do I want to join this group if it would have me as a member?

Hmm, that is a conundrum, isn't it?

Also, if a bear doesn't shit in the woods, is it still Catholic?

Can you know the mighty ocean?
Can you lasso a star from the sky?
Can you say to a rainbow... 'Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second'?
/mango

Why does the waitress always come to the table to ask how you're doing right after you've taken a big mouthful of food?

Can you feel the love tonight ... without getting slapped in the face?

Why does the sun go on shining
Why does the sea rush to shore
Don't they know it's the end of the world
'Cause you don't love me any more

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why does your nose smell and your feet run?
If "winners never quit", then if you quit smoking does that make you a loser?

How could the devil turn the blue sky black?
How many babies born will never reach their dreams?
And how could a person call another person wack?

Do you believe in rock & roll?
That music saves your mortal soul?
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?