Borby is procrastinating on something for work he hates doing.

Put off the procrastinating until tomorrow.

Another day, another tormenting of wring.

Poor wring. She must be all wrung out by people continuing the thread.

Well it would be a pretty hollow victory for wring if everyone just stopped posting. It would be like when Brett Favre told his line not to block Michael Strahan in order to let him break the NFL sack record, or like when the Democrats put up Walter Mondale to run against Ronald Reagan for president.

And now, new sock Bullwinkle Scat literally shits on the thread.

As a side issue, who do we think will be the last person to respond to a "I'll PayPal $5" Thread Responders social group thread?

I won't be the last to post here. I have too many things to do.

How about we declare a winner when wring hits post #1000? That seems like a good place to declare a winner. (Note to mods: Please backdate this post to 10th July 2013 so I look prescient)