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*Sung to the tune of Living on a Prayer*

Kittens like to sleep on the bed
under the blankie
pillow 'neath their heads - it's tough
So tough.

Mom sells insurance all day
working for the man
she brings home the pay - for stuff
cat stuff

They say we gotta hold on to our nap spot
It doesn't make a difference if we're sleeping
or not
We've got the bed and that's a lot
to love
We'll...

I took a ninjitsu class this evening with my boyfriend. It was free and it was a hell of a work-out! I did learn that ninjitsu is not the art for me, however, so I think next time I am going to take tae kwon do. In ninjitsu class I learned:

-The class is not considered successful unless you walk away in some sort of pain at the end of the night.
-Students who have only been in class for two months should not be teaching others.
-Ninjas must be comfortable grabbing...

I bought a yoga mat and DVD at Borders the other day (it was only $10 for the set so how could I resist) and I set it up tonight for my first journey into the world of yoga. I learned:

-Yoga is very easy and very difficult at the same time.
-Nothing attracts kitties like being twisted into awkward positions that they can inspect by climbing all over you.
-The Child's Pose cannot be done properly if you have any amount of body fat. If you are overweight you won't be...

Here in NYC there is never a shortage of Scientologists, born-again Christians, and recently saved individuals trying to convert you while you commute to and from work. They climb on the subway and preach while you ride. They stand in Times Square and hand out leaflets that clutter the streets like confetti. They are generally looked upon with scorn and avoided as though they are stabbing random children as they pass. However, there is a new group of religious weirdos that have found a place...

I lost 6 pounds this week! I hadn't anticipated losing more than 3 lbs this week so that is amazing to me. Woohoo!

Every year I lose about 40 or 50 lbs (and then get really depressed because I've lost a ton of weight but I'm still heavy and what is the point of putting in all that effort to still be fat, but that is another story) and then gain it back again. My hope is that this time with my boyfriend losing weight with me that we can keep each other motivated through that rough...