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Detroit Hoser 19th April 2015 07:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sour Grapes (Post 1173750)
It totally is a time machine! I'm trying it out right now and I'm setting the controls for 150 million years ago. Here goes... ooh, impressive! ... right, I'm stepping out now.

And you won't believe what I can see...

oh, fuck!

:dinosaur:
:)

Cosmic Owl 19th April 2015 07:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sour Grapes (Post 1173750)
It totally is a time machine! I'm trying it out right now and I'm setting the controls for 150 million years ago. Here goes... ooh, impressive! ... right, I'm stepping out now.

And you won't believe what I can see...

oh, fuck!

:dinosaur:
You fool! You should know never to enter Giraffe's garage. Especially if invited.


But, please, if you can manage, don't step on any butterflies.

Nonny J. Nonnington III 19th April 2015 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173726)
"You know nothing, BigSnow."
That one has me ygritting my teeth.

Fenris 19th April 2015 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Emiliana Z (Post 1173724)
Yep, that was a gem. Why is DrDeth's long and tedious history of posting about Game of Thrones being taken into account in responding to his current long and tedious post about Game of Thrones? Huh? Huh? Everyone should know nothing, like me!
There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.

The Second Stone 19th April 2015 08:21 AM
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Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1173757)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emiliana Z (Post 1173724)
Yep, that was a gem. Why is DrDeth's long and tedious history of posting about Game of Thrones being taken into account in responding to his current long and tedious post about Game of Thrones? Huh? Huh? Everyone should know nothing, like me!
There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.
So, Stoid's Advice is kinda like Schordinger's Cat? It is in superposition of being both existing in the box and useful until the box is opened and it escapes onto the internet and becomes useless as the superposition collapses because people then know it's really bad advice?

Cosmic Owl 19th April 2015 08:23 AM
That "cat's" been dead even before it was put in the box.

C2H5OH 19th April 2015 09:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173745)
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSXer (Post 1173744)
if Giraffe had created the giraffe boards 15 years ago, I would have posted about it then


I didn't even notice how old it was until you pointed it out
This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.
So we can point and laugh at PSXer in the past, too?

Wolf Larsen 19th April 2015 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by C2H5OH (Post 1173769)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173745)

This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.
So we can point and laugh at PSXer in the past, too?
Cock block his dad.

Fenris 19th April 2015 10:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Second Stone (Post 1173764)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1173757)
There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.
So, Stoid's Advice is kinda like Schordinger's Cat? It is in superposition of being both existing in the box and useful until the box is opened and it escapes onto the internet and becomes useless as the superposition collapses because people then know it's really bad advice?
No--it's more like Schrodinger's Vacuum-Sealed Poo-Container. It says what it is right there on the outside of the box, but it doesn't stink unless you open it. Any...ANY legal advice Stoid gives is guaranteed to be bad. Period. Even if she (against all odds and history) says "Wow...that's a complicated issue. You should talk to a lawyer and not get advice off the internet*", she'll somehow, some way be wrong.



*She would never say this, since, per Stoid, all lawyers are morons who keep secret knowledge to prevent laypeople from actually doing anything on their own. And they're dicks for not sharing their secret moron-knowledge for free.

Pencil 19th April 2015 11:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173745)
This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.
It's already done.

:verymad: And again with the not being able to post pics :raeg:

Jaglavak 19th April 2015 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173765)
That "cat's" been dead even before it was put in the box.
In fact, that's where the phrase 'dead cat bounce' came from. Trufax.

The Futility of Nihilism 19th April 2015 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen (Post 1173746)
Well, it's not actually a time machine, that's just what he tells people so that they will get in it.
Well that explains all the sticky goo in the bottom of it then.

Zeener Diode 19th April 2015 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by PSXer (Post 1173744)
I didn't even notice how old it was until you pointed it out
That thread was so old that when I clicked on the link the dust made my browser sneeze.

Cosmic Owl 19th April 2015 11:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1173793)
Quote:
Originally Posted by PSXer (Post 1173744)
I didn't even notice how old it was until you pointed it out
That thread was so old that when I clicked on the link the dust made my browser sneeze.
That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.

EmilyG 19th April 2015 11:38 AM
We know Giraffe has a time machine. Fenris joined this board in 1970.

Zeener Diode 19th April 2015 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173796)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1173793)

That thread was so old that when I clicked on the link the dust made my browser sneeze.
That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.
That thread was so old, I had to open it with librarian gloves.

Astroboy14 19th April 2015 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1173757)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emiliana Z (Post 1173724)
Yep, that was a gem. Why is DrDeth's long and tedious history of posting about Game of Thrones being taken into account in responding to his current long and tedious post about Game of Thrones? Huh? Huh? Everyone should know nothing, like me!
There're a half dozen or so people on the Durp (BigTard included) who believe that every! single! post! should be taken in a vacuum. So if...oh, say...Stoid offers legal advice, you shouldn't consider any other posts she's ever made. Every post should be taken on it's own merits, the poster posting (and especially their history) are/is irreleveant.
:raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::r aeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::rae g::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg: :raeg:


You, sir, are in error!

Stoid is a legal genius!

A LegalGENIUS!!!!!

:raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::r aeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::rae g::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg::raeg: :raeg::raeg::raeg:

ETA: screwed up somma my rages, but don't care!

Subfusc 19th April 2015 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MissJeanLouise (Post 1173715)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Subfusc (Post 1173703)
Any snark post that contains the word whither is at least 75% funnier, IMO.
Yeah, well pickings are slim there at the moment, with the NuMods being all reasonable and shit; it was that or kanicbird saying the angels protect him from buttrape.

scurvy 19th April 2015 12:33 PM
Does a dead cat = non-dog, non-elephant? Or is it a non-cat or ex-cat? Is it a non-ex-parrot? or an ex-non-parrot?

Quote:
You should know never to enter Giraffe's garage.
Does it put the lotion on its skin? Bonus: Action referenced contains a non-cat.

JackieLikesVariety 19th April 2015 12:37 PM
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That thread was so old, that when I clicked on the link, I broke its hip.
:haw:

Cosmic Owl 19th April 2015 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Pencil (Post 1173789)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173745)
This is why Giraffe is so fervently working on the time machine in his garage.
It's already done.

:verymad: And again with the not being able to post pics :raeg:
"Waitaminnit, Giraffe... Are you telling me... you built a time machine... outta a Nissan Leaf?!"


Quote:
Originally Posted by EmilyG (Post 1173798)
We know Giraffe has a time machine. Fenris joined this board in 1970.
"Whoa... That's heavy..."

He should change that to 1955.

C2H5OH 19th April 2015 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen (Post 1173773)
Quote:
Originally Posted by C2H5OH (Post 1173769)

So we can point and laugh at PSXer in the past, too?
Cock block his dad.
It wasn't very hard, said PSXer's mother...

He's too easy. It's even worse than snarking on DrBreth, at this point. Perhaps the "Bosda Clause" should be extended....

Nahhhh. It's too much fun to fuck with them.

Cosmic Owl 19th April 2015 01:57 PM
Robert163:

Do illegal marijuana field farmers really shoot at trespassers like they do in TV and movies? Because here's some links I found that totally says it happens.

expectopatronum 19th April 2015 03:50 PM
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG

MissJeanLouise 19th April 2015 04:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Subfusc (Post 1173805)
Quote:
Originally Posted by MissJeanLouise (Post 1173715)

Any snark post that contains the word whither is at least 75% funnier, IMO.
Yeah, well pickings are slim there at the moment, with the NuMods being all reasonable and shit; it was that or kanicbird saying the angels protect him from buttrape.
I don't know if you thought I was bring sarcastic? "Whither the honest artisan?" cracked me the hell up.

Fenris 19th April 2015 04:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by expectopatronum (Post 1173872)
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG
All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah. :tongue:

Ralph Wiggum 19th April 2015 04:25 PM
I LIKE FENRIS!

I bent my wookie. :sciencefail:

Ludovic 19th April 2015 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1173879)
Quote:
Originally Posted by expectopatronum (Post 1173872)
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG
All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah. :tongue:
All the really cool people are satisfied with the size of their threads. If you got an email implying otherwise, perhaps you are just insecure?

splatterpunk 19th April 2015 04:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cosmic Owl (Post 1173845)
Robert163:

Do illegal marijuana field farmers really shoot at trespassers like they do in TV and movies? Because here's some links I found that totally says it happens.
Holy shit. I gather Tripler doesn't like booby traps?

expectopatronum 19th April 2015 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fenris (Post 1173879)
Quote:
Originally Posted by expectopatronum (Post 1173872)
WHY IS THIS THREAD STILL OPEN FENRIS
YOU'RE A WORSE MOD THAN CZARCASM

/RAEG
All the mods and all the cool people think that longer threads are a good idea.

So nyaah. :tongue:
how dare you imply I'm not one of the cool kids. :raeg::boom:

Cochrane 19th April 2015 05:00 PM
CaptainAmerica_1987: How do I cancel my membership in the Catholic Church?


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