I am not a clown car.
 

Vaginas aren't supposed to be used like this. I can't even remember the last time I had a minute to myself, between doing my best to keep all the organs in and taking the wrath of JimBob and pushing out all of the babies. It's been years since my walls were anywhere near each other. Won't someone please take pity on me?

HELP HELP HELP

that pussy is a kitty

Goddamn. I was flipping through the channels the other day, and I came across this celebration of batshit insanity they call a TV show. They took the entire fucking horde to the creation museum, and they were all talking about how fucking great the place was, and some brainwashed little 7-year-old was talking about how great it is to go to a museum without having evolution shoved down his precious little throat. Made me fuckin' sick.

So I changed the channel.

been there, done that.

It' out!

RUN!

One word, kids.


Cloning.

If ya don't wanna be a clown car, don't let all those clowns in in the first place. :science:

I can't prevent him, he's like some sort of machine.

More machine than man, you say?

I can relate.

But if you'd used a machine 'stead of a man, you wouldn't be in this mess now, wouldya?

Good point. I was better off when I had a droid sidekick.

What's a droid? And is it anything like getting kicked in the side by a horse?

A droid's a mechanical thing that doesn't talk, makes a lot of annoying noises, is slow, gets into trouble a lot, doesn't...

Why the fuck did I have a droid?

I see. Kinda like Mongo, but without the charm.

Come on, Mongo was just a pawn in the game of life.

Hah! The joke's on you cuz there is no pawns in the game of Life, just those stupid little blue and pink pegs.

And who ever heard of a monkey a-wearin' socks?

i dont wear socks or shoes

dont call me a monkey just cause im hairy and dirty

its natural man

im natural man

*shudder*

Even I won't make this trench run.

Shit, I didn't know Gabby Johnson had children.


eta: that hippie feller, not the guy with the wedgie

whos gabby johnson

did he play with santana

I'm not wearing socks...I AM a sock!

Michelle Duggar's Vagina is clearly the queen! it must be killed!

Queen of what?

Do you think she'll mind if I climb back in? I've grown a little but I don't think that will stop me.

::triple snap in a Zorro formation::

I am the only queen of this thread!

Does Michelle know that someone stole her character:

http://buriedtreasurebooks.com/Prair...nManifesto.php

You poor dear! Attached to a Republican. And a creationist!
You need help immediately so I am going to write an essay on Freeing The Vaginas and post it on my website.

You might as well try, it's not like SHE'LL even notice. I can't imagine I even have any nerve endings left.

Is this some kind of Vagina Monologue thingy?

All you feministas need to shut up and let the men do the talking.

dont harsh the sisters man

My sisters stand behind me 100% in what I say.

I don't know about "your" sisters. Do they even know what soap is?

Sarah baby, you have sisters? :wow: Are they hot?

thats what patchouli is for man

soap is for squares

...

Me and Shaun are going to have a talk about tying of tubes. His or mine, I don't care.

Probably for the best that you not spawn, dear.

*narrows eyes*

Nah, I've slapped better aliens than you.

Tart.

Sweetie, at least I'm woman enough to post a picture of my face.

It's simply shameful to see good, godfearing women betrayed by their own internal organs. I'm so upset I think I'll go introduce a bill further reducing my own taxes, perhaps that will bring this wayward uterus to heel!

At least I have the attributes that attract men.

Oh, there you are. JimBob's about ready to burst, and it's high time we make another Soldier of Jesus, because it's obvious the premie isn't going to be strong or smart enough to do the Lord's work. Good thing we gave her one of the throw-away names!

Now get your, um, self back here.

You do?!

Cold beer and a place to keep it?

Cold beer? I'm in.

Likewise. That's all I ask for in a broad.