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Euryphaessa 14th November 2010 02:53 PM
WELCOME, SHAWN
 
Despite joining like a year ago, Shawn (freshly name changed from Shawn5961) demands his own welcome thread. Don't go easy on him, he's used to rough treatment.

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 02:55 PM
CUNT!!!

Like that?

SmartAleq 14th November 2010 02:58 PM
*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!

Euryphaessa 14th November 2010 03:00 PM
:evil:

Shawn 14th November 2010 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmartAleq (Post 490909)
*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!
Don't get me so excited.

I'll be back after I change my underwear.

severe delays 14th November 2010 03:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490911)
Quote:
Originally Posted by SmartAleq (Post 490909)
*uncoils 8 foot bullwhip and lays out large selection of dildoes*

Well, okay, but remember you asked for it. For him. Or something...

Oh, Shawn dear, Mama's got something for you!
Don't get me so excited.

I'll be back after I change my underwear.
Fuck off, we don't like newbies.

SmartAleq 14th November 2010 03:12 PM
n00bz, no stamina. :facepalm:

Shawn 14th November 2010 03:14 PM
My stamina is inversely related to the number of dildos.

Zombies! 14th November 2010 03:19 PM
:: happily sets about building a long boat and sourcing lumber and pitch for the funeral pyre ::

Panacea 14th November 2010 03:26 PM
LET ME PEEM YOU

Shawn 14th November 2010 03:34 PM
I will not be lit ablaze!

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 03:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490935)
I will not be lit ablaze!
It will be a blessed relief after Smarty is done with you. :eek:

Uthrecht 14th November 2010 03:35 PM
He comes pre-blazing.

Zombies! 14th November 2010 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490935)
I will not be lit ablaze!
HUSH YOU. Dead men tell no tales.

Khampelf 14th November 2010 03:39 PM
He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!

eleanorigby 14th November 2010 03:42 PM
Is Shawn your RL name? Is it spelled like that?












Ew.





;)

Shawn 14th November 2010 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490940)
He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!
June 2010 to November 2010 != over a year.

You're just upset because I touch you.

Khampelf 14th November 2010 03:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490945)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490940)
He joined over a year ago, has nine posts to his name, and we're supposed to gather around him and make nice?

I floated past that point years ago, I'm not going to swim upstream to Shawn.

And you can take that to the bank!
June 2010 to November 2010 != over a year.

You're just upset because I touch you.

I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.

Shawn 14th November 2010 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490947)
I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.
In that case, I'll be sure to do it more often.

My apologies that you weren't getting it enough.

Khampelf 14th November 2010 04:06 PM
Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490948)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490947)
I was going by what Eury said. My bad.

It's not that you touch me. It's how often.
In that case, I'll be sure to do it more often.

My apologies that you weren't getting it enough.
Someone has a new friend.....;)

Shawn 14th November 2010 04:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490958)
Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.
Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 04:39 PM
Khampy wins the pool - first one to make the new kid cry....

Khampelf 14th November 2010 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490978)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490958)
Accepted.

Now go make me a sandwich.
Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?

No, no. The tears go in the Martini.

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 05:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490991)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 490978)

Would you like that sandwich with extra tears?

No, no. The tears go in the Martini.
BEAST!
I hope thats not good booze.

Chacoguy 14th November 2010 05:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Khampelf (Post 490991)
No, no. The tears go in the Martini.
That tears at the fabric of Spacetime.


Am I doing this right?

Panacea 14th November 2010 05:20 PM
With those claws, I'd say yes.

Chacoguy 14th November 2010 05:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NinetyWt (Post 491004)
With those claws, I'd say yes.
I actually scrolled back up to look. :rolleyes: :facepalm: :sciencefail:

Stoopid bikini chicken! :mad: :fist:

Panacea 14th November 2010 05:32 PM
At least I'm not an old fossil ! :mad:

Wolf Larsen 14th November 2010 05:38 PM
[Wolf hands Shawn the codpiece with the big spikes on the outside.]

Here, I think you're gonna need this.

Giraffe 14th November 2010 05:38 PM
New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

:m:

Wolf Larsen 14th November 2010 05:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giraffe (Post 491017)
New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

:m:
Man, the power has really gone to your head, demanding that all the noobs orally please you like that.

threnody 14th November 2010 05:42 PM
Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn. ;)

Uthrecht 14th November 2010 05:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wolf Larsen (Post 491018)
Quote:
Originally Posted by threnody (Post 491019)
Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn. ;)
Man, the power has really gone to your head.
Fair point.

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Giraffe (Post 491017)
New posters? Welcome threads?? This is an outrage!

I demand that Shawn do something to please me. Or failing that, someone else.

:m:
Khampelf already has meals being served....:rolleyes:

Shawn 14th November 2010 05:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by threnody (Post 491019)
Yeah I'm booting you out of chat the next time you come in, Shawn. ;)
That's not very nice. It'll make me cry.

And not the good tears. I'll cry TEARS OF BLOOD!

Khampelf 14th November 2010 06:21 PM
Break out the sangria.

Shawn 14th November 2010 06:25 PM
I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*

timbicile 14th November 2010 06:31 PM
I am tired of these " hi, i'm new" threads. Fuckin' prove you can hang or go away.

Anacanapuna 14th November 2010 06:33 PM
Welcome, Shawn.

'Puna extends a hand, offers a firm, manly shake and solid clap on the shoulder.

If you're lucky, mlerose will be along shortly to grab your ass. Although, with that dildo ... um, where it is, that might not be as much fun as it sounds like. Anyway, welcome. Good luck.

'Puna backs out of the room, taking care to keep himself between SmartAleq and the door.

Zeener Diode 14th November 2010 06:35 PM
Are there tags yet?

Why yes, there be tags.

It's all good.

Zombies! 14th November 2010 06:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 491035)
I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?

Zeener Diode 14th November 2010 06:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491043)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 491035)
I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
A baer hug?

Zombies! 14th November 2010 06:43 PM
NO I WILL NOT GIVE SHAWN A BARE HUG

Shawn 14th November 2010 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491043)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawn (Post 491035)
I want a beer but it's all the way over there.

*points to kitchen*
I ALREADY GOT YOU A BEAR, WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
Bring me the head of Captain Crunch!

Zeener Diode 14th November 2010 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491047)
NO I WILL NOT GIVE SHAWN A BARE HUG
Maybe you'd rather bare his children?

Shawn 14th November 2010 06:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 491056)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491047)
NO I WILL NOT GIVE SHAWN A BARE HUG
Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
She could only dream of such an honor.

Zombies! 14th November 2010 07:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 491056)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491047)
NO I WILL NOT GIVE SHAWN A BARE HUG
Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
Who do you think I am, Michael Jackson?

Oooh, too soon?

Dragonlady 14th November 2010 07:27 PM
Never too soon around here.
No respect, that's what we got!

Shawn 14th November 2010 07:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombies! (Post 491071)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 491056)

Maybe you'd rather bare his children?
Who do you think I am, Michael Jackson?

Oooh, too soon?
I'm not a little boy :(


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