Fortune Cookie Connundrum
 

I've been unemployed (minus a few short jobs) for a year and a half now. Today I went to an interview, first I've had in a month, and afterwords I got some Chinese food. My fortune cookie read,

"You will never need to worry about a steady income."

Good sign? Bad sign -- as in, you'll never have a steady income, so stop worrying about it?

What does this portend?



As I was writing this it occurred to me that I might soon get a Sugar Mama. I could work with that.

I think it means that probability is enjoying screwing with you.

Good sign! Now go play the lottery.

You might want to study up on hobo symbols just in case.