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Solfy 4th May 2009 10:19 AM
Has anybody. . .
 
. . . heard from Solfy? I haven't seen any of her posts lately and was hoping she's wasn't kidnapped by gypsies and forced into life as an indentured sex worker.

Hi, Neighbor! 4th May 2009 10:20 AM
I think we need a new forum for all these missing peep-holes.

Jeff 4th May 2009 10:22 AM
No, no one has heard from her and no one cares. Nobody really liked her and we were all just doing that awkward thing where we avoid eye contact and wait for her to leave the room.

We'll call you New Solfy.

Uthrecht 4th May 2009 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff (Post 61738)
We'll call you New Solfy.
Doesn't count unless you plant a flag in her. Make sure to kill off any indigenous inhabitants.

Rock 4th May 2009 10:30 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Solfy (Post 61733)
. . . heard from Solfy? I haven't seen any of her posts lately and was hoping she's wasn't kidnapped by gypsies and forced into life as an indentured sex worker.
She's been worth every penny the gypsies charged, and she hardly ever cries any more.

Jeff 4th May 2009 10:30 AM
I'm just unsure how she'd feel if I claimed her in the name of Queen Isabella.

Uthrecht 4th May 2009 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeff (Post 61753)
I'm just unsure how she'd feel if I claimed her in the name of Queen Isabella.
From what I've heard about Issie, she might not mind.

FirstAndMain 4th May 2009 10:32 AM
Someone told me her boy shorts ripped while she was pole dancing. She will probably be back after she gets new ones.

Doyle 4th May 2009 10:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FirstAndMain (Post 61756)
Someone told me her boy shorts ripped while she was pole dancing. She will probably be back after she gets new ones.
Not going anywhere.

The Cid 4th May 2009 10:35 AM
Huh, 4.5 posts per day she's got to be around here somewheres . . .

Zeener Diode 4th May 2009 10:42 AM
(Looking under the desk.)

Nope, not here.

BlueBlazes 4th May 2009 10:43 AM
I'm going to be away from my computer for the next couple of hours. If anybody needs me, just leave a message. (If it's an emergency, I'm sure Seven can figure out my phone number.)

Moon Dog 4th May 2009 10:46 AM
All these people disappearing and I swear that giraffe looks much fatter than it did yesterday :dubious:

Zeener Diode 4th May 2009 11:17 AM
Maybe he's pining for the Serengeti.

Hi, Neighbor! 4th May 2009 11:18 AM
Giraffes only eat baby meat.

Zeener Diode 4th May 2009 11:27 AM
Babies out there, too.

Hi, Neighbor! 4th May 2009 11:37 AM
Babies aren't even good without Tabasco.

Algorithm 4th May 2009 11:48 AM
The second best thing about baby meat is it needs no tenderization.

The best part is, you can still tenderize them if you want to.

SoylentPopTart 4th May 2009 11:51 AM
And since they're babies, they don't have to suffer in those little cages too long before they're slaughtered.

Hi, Neighbor! 4th May 2009 11:52 AM
Cages? Free-roam babies are the way to go.

Zeener Diode 4th May 2009 11:59 AM
Herd 'em with ferrets.

Algorithm 4th May 2009 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 61879)
Herd 'em with ferrets.
Only until you save up enough cash to buy a thresher.

Zeener Diode 4th May 2009 12:05 PM
There's plenty of cheap labor there.


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