Sock Hop (socks only)
 

With everyone runnin' around in those damn fancy rags, no attention is being paid to the ord'nary everyday socks who are here for all year, not just for a week at the end of October.

I'm calling all the regular (and irregular) socks to join me here in the box for a regular hootenanny of our own.

Especially all my hobo brothers.

I've got sterno, 1/2 a case of Natty Ice leftover from my last tryst with Barbi, and some hot dogs what ain't too green yet.

What?

Where am I?

Is the party over?
I have a headache.


I need a drink.

Oooooh, Lookee!

More leftovers, yum!

:: itches ::

That's cute, Rocky.

If there wasn't a character limit to custom titles, you could fit in "Diode."

Like this.

Zeener's gotten into the punch a little early, I see.

Naw, that was back in 2009.

I have a sock or two from 2010, if I can locate them...

Hey!

Can't you fuckers read the sign? Socks Only!

You got 'bout a billion threads to fuck around in, leave this one to us socks!!

One more Natty Ice, then you're out of here!

Garn, you sure know how to party, frien'.. :hic:

Har. I'm wearin' socks oldern the innernet. :belllllllch:

Don't mind me, I'm just hanging out. I have so many brother socks, a few of them may stop by.

Igor, my brother. How's about we share a bit of this Ripple I just happen to have with me?

Fenris perma-boxed me.

i has a sad

you're with me forever baby :wow:

Well, what do you know? Maybe it is possible to come up with a punishment for Hitler that fits the crime.

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Have you checked under the bed?

Oh, you don't know how long I've waited to hear you say that, my little fetid cabbage roll.

Sodomized with a frozen pineapple isn't good enough?

Is it alright if I'm here?

Here's one who knows how to go about it.

Anyone want the last of the sterno?no?::gulp::

You're the new intern, right?

Grab a mop.

I'm looking for my sweet cherie.

Gosh! My training is finally paying off!

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The Girrafe Boards has a zero-tolerance policy on sock puppets, or "socks". They are absolutely not allowed. As soon as we track down the IP addresses of the posters in this thread, their real accounts will be banned. Let this serve as a warning to the rest of you. NO SOCKS ALLOWED!
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You're not the real Ciraffe. The real Ciraffe is from San Jose.

The real Girrafe is stuck in the Box for ever and ever amen. :poke:

I peed over here. In the corner. Put a sandwich in it if you want to clean it up.

Well I am not playing with YOU then!

high five fishhead stalking - nice socks!

I do not think thigh high fishnet stockings would fit me properly, nor do they have proper pee absorbency of which I have great need. Do they have Depends in thigh highs?

Holy Mary Motherfucker!

I turn my back, and my thread gets infested with goddam gy-raffes.

I'm thinking they just might be as tasty as Panda.

Start a trash fire, ASOK.

::Begins loading the shotgun::

I got the Ripple!