I need attention
 

I'm bored and the 3pm patient cancelled at the last minute and I need more attention. What's the stupidest thread you've ever started on a message board?

Wanna go get a drink, Psycho Woman?

WHEN I GET BORED I PUNCH THINGS


GRARRRRRR

You envy me, don't you?

Better watch it, dick!

Trans:

I envy the dick.

Sister, please. Don't pander for attention. It doesn't become of you.

Now if you'll excuse me, FOX needs me to comment on something the candidates did. I don't know what, but I'll have an answer for them.

FUCKIN DIE ALREADY BITCH!

Karate CHOP!

DICK DICK DICK DICK all over the coop!

Wait, I know this. You're quoting Mr. Pink aren't you?

Why did the chicken cross the road to the Cadillac dealership?

Because he wanted to check out the Coupe de Ville.

My last client is done at 5:30.

I'm more concerned about when you'll be done.

Rowwwrrrr!

Well, don't just stand there. Fork her and find out!

I once asked my future step-mother to prom. It was non-heinous.

Dude. Missy is hot!

That's your mom, dude!

*peeks thru window

Attention is deserved by those who create Art. Obviously, the only one around here who qualifies for that is me. Fortunately for you, there are a number of ways you can pay attention to me. First of all, I do accept paypal. And cash. And certain qualifying items in trade. Now, of course, you can purchase any number of artisitic items of which I've created. For example, I have a line of vegan friendly, free range foot balms and suppositoies. They come in a variety of colors and flavors, with or without glitter.

Or, if you like, you can simply pay me for my performance art. There are a number of examples on line, with or without bath implements.

You do bath salts, don't you? I can see it in your crazy, googly eyes. I love tea-bagging the crazies!

Of course I sell bath salts. And Bath peppers as well. Did you want kosher or non?

Do you have kosher bacon?

Ack. No, of course not. I AM A VEGAN. Bacon is disgusting.

Can't you just slide it between to leaves of lettuce?

James I wasn't so hot, either.

*Stands silently in the shadows

Hey, I may be a common sandwich ingredient, but that doesn't mean I'm easy. :mad:

Or tasty, either.

Pfff, cats. :rolleyes:


Just hold tight, I'll send my cousin Fresh Catnip over to keep you occupied. :drugnerd:

You want to talk to Serious Cat, he likes the 'nip. I have more important things to worry about.

My parents say I'm a loser, 'cause sometimes I don't bathe for hours at a time, but the nip is just soooo good.

Yes, the 'nip is good. And after we have taken control, we will have all that we want!

No love for the gnads?

*peeks back

Does anyone know if that sexy, smart psychoanalytic lady is free?

I think she could help me with my "slide rule".

*snicker* *snicker* *snicker*

If you gnu gnads like I gnu gnads....

mmm ill give you some attention after you make me a sandwich and some brandy my fine whore har har!

HEY! YOU TWO! YEA YOU! GET OUT! THIS IS FOR THE MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T POSTED 100 THINGS YET! SO THERE! :ftfy: :flip:

...You too.

You have just ruined the only peek experience that I have ever had.

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