Off today and think I will treat my mommy to breakfast
 

Since she won't see me on Thanksgiving Day because of me being occupied with Football and Pie.

Be sure to be up font with her about any limitations in what she is permitted to order.

Please be nice to your server.

Did you go to iHop

well we had a nice waitress and the place had ENGLISH MUFFINS:)

The waitress greeted us with a smile and I gave her the same type of treatment. And even though she didnt put my english muffin on a separate plate I just said with a smile

"excuse, can i get a small plate for the english muffin, thank you"

No a local cafe in my neighborhood

* faints dead away from shock *

That's only because she approached us with a smile and very pleasant

The other retarded waitress came to the table with a dry demeanor like she didn't want to serve us which caused me to be NASTY

I'm glad it was a good time.

And the waitress didn't constantly interrupt us while we were eating and talking to say,,,,"is everything ok?

does mom rate the amex

Amex is for dates, I explained that Mongo

I don't suppose you had to ask her for more RANCH DRESSING.

She gave us everything we needed and stayed in the background

Clearly you are not Springs1. I do not claim my five pounds.

so does mom rate the amex

I have no clue what you are talking about

Hi, Muffin!

:heart: :heart:

walk on my back

Did you pay for the meal with your American Express card?

I explained to Mongo that I only use the Amex for dates so the answer was obviously NO

Just clarifying the question as I understood it because I am a busybody.

No, I was asking if his Mom was his date?

Incest is best, put your sister to the test. - Rocky Horror Picture Show catcall.

I'm from Alabama. You don't have to convince me.

:eek:

*stompity-stomp-stomp-stomp stomp stomp*

Was that good for you, Essie dear?

Now it is your turn to get on my back, you big stud, you. Mount me! Fill my velvety vagina with your great, big, steaming pile of manhood!


Oh. Oh. Oh, my. Oh, Oh, Oh. My, MY. Oh. Yes. Oh, oh, oh-ho-ho-hohoho HOLY RAMA!


*lights cigarette*

You kinky huh