Hardly a soul is still alive, who durped this snark at 75.
 

New thread. GO SNARK, GO!



Also, FPB. Nyaah.

SPB :p

Also: The Midnight Snark of Paul Durpere woulda made a better title.

this title sucks fenris

also, TPB

Another case of fenrising. We don't durp snark, we snark durp!!! But A for effort Fenris.

BOX! BOX! BOX!

correction...

we often DO durp our snark, but that's because we're often too stupid to understand how to snark well.

Nooo! I just washed that pee smell off of me!

Furst

It does linger, doesn't it.

Be thankful he didn't send you to where Giraffe shits. :flee::giraffe:

Well, well, well! It seems someone else besides me has noticed Velocity's JAQoff trolling! Pit thread!

...ok, you're boxed. But I don't really get why you want to be. :confused:

The box is scary and dark and there are spiders there. :spider:

That said, your wish is my command.

:spider:

:vapors:
<slinks away to avoid the box>

14th!

Little Miss :horse:
Sat on her :threadshit:
eating her :cookiemonster: and :foghorn:
Along came a :spider:
and :driveby: beside her
and gave poor miss :horse: a :magic:

My softball number was 16, so booyah!

Wow, you almost used my title! Almost.

Yeah, that was mine.Go ahead and blame me, except I had "jumped the snark" instead of "durped the snark." Which, all things considered, wasn't much better. or much worse.

Oh, look. In that thread is another example for my 'wolf in username' = 'idiot' theory! wolfman can't remember where he web-surfs.

Zeke N. Destroi continues to be an idiot and wrong about everything. One doesn't have to like The Beatles, but to call them a "manufactured band" is plainly unfactual and comparing them to The Backstreet Boys is simply moronic. :fist:

That goshdarn ol' Fenris done boxed me when I was already logged off for the night so I woke up smelling like spider pee... :( time to bust out the OxyClean.

OP: "Is the smell of Tide less strong than it used to be?"

Amateur Barbarian: "The stench of Tide is the very odor of consumer manipulation."

I can't snark on Broomstick this time because Tide gives me a godawful rash, too :mad:

Just for once, some anti-snark.

The thread is about billboard lecturing would-be incestuous fathers not to have sex with their daughters (and it's kinda creepy that such a thing would even seem a necessary thing to say) but then the gallows-humorists chip in to really very good effect.

I mean, Burma Shave isn't even a thing this side the pond, but I'm cracking up reading some of these:

linky

Well played, gentlemen.

Sure you can. You know you want to. DOOOO EEEEET! :rebo:

Gyrate's even matching the meter of burma-shave. Nicely done!

:rebo:



SHAGGY IS

A TARD,

SO'S IDLE THOUGHTS.

DON'T SNARK

ON THE TARDS,

'CUZ UR2.

SNARK-SHAVE



How's that? :rebo:

What surprises me about that thread is that nobody boasts about making their own laundry detergent at home (although Dewey Finn vaguely recalls some other Doper who does that).

It's also interesting that several Dopers laugh off the notion that Tide is overpriced. "So it's an extra ten bucks? Who cares?" I'm guessing those are the same people who mock the cheapskates without paid Dope memberships.

Also, GrrrShakes purchased dryer sheets with a manly-man scent. Amazingly, the "GF" is not mentioned. :D

She just doesn't smell quite right. It's 'him', not 'her', so he'll just leave it without comment. As soon as she puts Tide in her snatch, he'll acknowledge her, again.... Or something like that.

Nick Nolte? #confused

I figured there were about even odds on this being a direct quote vs. a snarky paraphrase, and AmBar doesn't disappoint.

I heard this one in the voice of Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

Bwian is #confused. Again Still. What a fucking surprise.

#Permabox #Bwian from orbit. Yet again. It's the #onlywaytobesure

"Little Miss horse
Sat on her toilet
eating her muppets and cock
Along came a spider
and drove a car beside her
and gave poor miss horse a magic wand."

Garde A poetry right there.

There are some things where I'll pay extra for a preferred product even when there are cheaper options that aren't much different. On the other hand, there are plenty of things where I go el cheapo so I figure it comes out even. And I think people who pay good money for Dope memberships are chumps :p

:wft:

Yeah, I shouldn't talk; I buy the pricey Aveeno shaving cream when I could probably get by with the dollar-store foam. But I'm a total cheapskate in most other areas of life.

When Dopers start in with that paid membership talk, saying things like "But it's only $15," I think "That's $15 I have that you don't."

I thought we were going to wait until the new month for a new thread.

Hardly new. He joined in July 2015, but apparently lurked until this past May. He's been mentioned here before and he was pitted on the Dope back in May.

ALCOHOL'S

NOT GOOD FOR WIT

AND YOU, MY FRIEND,

ARE FULL OF :threadshit:

BURMA SHAVE

Does that work?

And he he currently has a pit thread aimed at iiandyiiii!

Also mentioned in the Omnibus Trolls R Us thread.

"Little miss Blucher
sat on her Shitter
eating her Cookies and [cock] - not so sure about that last. Rhyme problem.
along came a Spider
and Driveby beside her
and gave poor miss Blucher a [magic] - there's where the rhyme problem comes in. I don't get it, either, there.

I've been trying to figure out those bracketed ones since he posted it. My brain hurts, now.

Old troll. You haven't been paying attention, moron. He's been here for a year, now, and he's been being snarked on, regularly, since he showed up. Check that 'Join date', again. It is July, but it was last July.

Fenris was hoping to lose you in the transition, Bwian. Too bad it didn't work. Why don't you fuck off, anyway... There's a good boy! :hug:

:foghorn: . :magic:
cock/shock

Why, yes. Yes it does. Good show! :thumbs:

Here's a :cookiemonster: for you, too. Good boy. Such a nice doggy. :hug:

Duhh, OBVIOUS. Once it's pointed out, of course. Now we need a "kick myself" smiley. Dammit!

:smack:

:facepalm:

Well, you know, when a 'mommy' booze bottle and a 'daddy' booze bottle love each other very much, they jump in some drunkard's mouth together, and sometimes people's brains get pickled in the process. It's not the 'booze-bottle' family's fault, it's just the way pickled human brains fail to work.

Now it feels like my beer just came in my mouth. I need some vodka to kill the taste. :barf: