19-- Big Durper Is Snarking YOU --84
 

New thread.

Let's see if we can avoid Durping up the first 50 posts about the title, just for a change.

READY!
SET!!
SNARK!!!!!!

Hi. First :expecto:


I don't really like this title either though

Title sucks (48 to go)

I like the title. Then again, I also like dental injections.

Title snark wins a boxing!

Signed,

:astonished:BIG BROTHER

Just so's we're clear, I didn't do those boxings. Big Brother hacked into my interwebs and hijacked my computer.

I will come back later to tell everyone what I think of the title.

*wets finger and sticks it in the air to see which way the wind is blowing*

Liar!

Signed

:astonished:BIG BROTHER

Never actually read 1984, eh, Fenny?

That's the one where the pigs set up a dystopian society and then the blonde lady throws a hammer at the big TV screen, right?

Ah, relative of Citizen Jibber-Jabber, I see. Big Brother, that is, not Fenris.

Although, since Fenris' integrity account has been compromised, he should be stripped of his admine title and it should instead be given to... I dunno, some @Total Stranger from Belgium or something.

I thought that was some Apple commercial.

Now SaturnComet sees a conspiracy in JFK, Jr.'s death.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...php?p=20142216

:foil:

And closed.

Fourteenth!

:raeg:

HEY! I GOT TWO TITLES IN A ROW, NOW!

:party:

:sciencefail:

Fenris is a big baby. :mad:

Then again, aren't we all?

Like I got nothing better to do than watch you bastards.

I liked Jonathan Chance's note.

Says it all in only four words.

SaturnComet posts more like something out of Uranus.

I'm impressed by your originality. May I be your acolyte?

Derpleplusungood.

And now the athier-than-thou brigade are just phoning it in. "Lol xians r teh dum amirite?".

BigTurd sucking up to Bone:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...php?p=20142612

He posts like me.

Kanicnut believes in Santa and the Easterbunny. And has a nutty justification. :haw:

Are Santa and the Rabbit soulbonded?

I bet his real name is Ellwood P. Dowd.

It depends. Did one rape the other?

It would explain the shape of the elves' ears.

The "Is 'Nork' a slur or not?" thread (answer: :durpfight: :blahblah: :harumph: :durpfight: :hurr: :angrynutkick: :durpfight:) certainly is full of derp. There really is no such thing as a simple answer over there.

I feel kinda proud of myself for generating some discussion among the mods, though.

Too bad the discussion is whether or not to ban your ass. :sciencefail:

"If you're going to ride my ass, pull my hair" - results in the usual durpery, mostly pear-clutching about "how could anyone find such a thing funny?"

Then chefguy arrives back on planet Earth for more human investigation:

Uh huh. And I'm sure they consulted BT for his sage wisdom at every stage of the extreme vetting process, too.

Bullshit. :threadshit:

Fenris will you make up for boxing me by providing some retro snark? Current snark is kind of dull. I would bring something up but I can't think of anything we haven't talked about a thousand times already. thanks ever so :leafy:

I don't think it's that funny, but I find about 1%* of bumper stickers to be funny. I'd love to know more about this pear-clutching, though.


* Rounded up, generously

I like pears, if I had one I'd clutch it. :)

And this, folks, is why our very own Rat Diva (and her magical violin) keep winning music award after music award....

That, and the fact that the judges are afraid of a kabongin'.

Our pear tree has blossoms now. There will be hard, un-ripe pears most of the summer. Then, there'll be ripe pears for about 45 minutes. Then they'll all become over-ripe, fall to the ground, rot, and attract bees.

And that's why my life's a living hell. /Sam Kinison

Could be worse. Someone else had a worse weekend.

Kinda lame, but TonySinclair flips out that a store is being unfair -- because his father didn't read the sale flyer right. I don't quite understand what he thinks the store should've done, (told his father about the sale, made it so you could buy less, get the sale price, make the print bigger, etc).

Typical durping ensues.

TonySinclair is a goddamn fruitcake moron, and I'm frankly shocked that I didn't put him on my list. Nor did anyone else. You're all slackers... I'll own it... I'm a goddamn slacker. We're all slackers. He's on it now.

It's especially heartworming (typo but I'm leaving it) how Tony made his father feel like crap by making a big friggin' deal out of it, instead of just quietly reimbursing him the $12 and then going to the store later on, himself, to bitch about it if he felt so strongly about it.

I want to go into that thread and tell everybody that a case of pop is not 12 cans, it's 24. The sale is for four 12-packs for $11, not four cases. But I'd sound like DrDumth or D'Bwian.

acey, of all people, actually had a good point, for once:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...7&postcount=27

Wow, TonySinclair expects life to be fair. Has he lived in a bubble all his life?