Sooo, person below me
 

This is a Q & A game y'all want to play. Here's how it works: I ask the 'person below me' a question. Who is the person below me? The person who answers the question, of course! Then that person asks the person below them a question.

Soooo, person below me, the tangy little zip of Miracle Whip, abomination or the only thing that can save a baloney sandwich?

All mayonnaise and mayonnaise-like products are the devil's spooge and should be kept hermetically sealed miles away from anything with a mouth.

Person below me--pate, cruelty on a baguette or delectable meat butter?

Disgusting and wrong, and those are two separate things.

Person below me, moldy cheese. Gnarly or nectar?

By "moldy" I assume you mean things like blue cheese (roquefort, etc.) and not just regular cheese that has grown moldy? Then awesome and delicious.

Person below me, raw onions: acceptable or horrible?

Raw onions are proof the gods love us.

Person below me--worse farts, dogs or kids?

Utterly wonderful. Green and lovely, red chopped in chicken salad, white cooked.

Ya know, the questions don't have to be about food or in either/or format. But then, food is good, and we are on a run here.

sooo, person below me, is there any pie better than a peach pie made with fresh Georgia peaches?

I don't know what they put in those cans, but dog farts are immeasurably worse.

Person below me;
Jalapenos on pizza - A spicy slice of heaven or an abomination unto the gods?

ETA: Yes - Pecan pie with fresh Texas pecans and a scoop of Blue Bell natural vanilla bean ice cream.

Unfortunately I have never been to Georgia in peach season.

Jalapenos on pizza, thumbs up. Person below me, live for the day or go for the money?

Live for the day, everything else is a happy accident.

Person below me:

Would you rather be chased by a maniac with your achilles heel severed, or slide down a 50' razorblade into a vat of alcohol?

Neither. Person below me, back seat of a PT Cruiser or in a hot tub?

Hot tub.

Person below me;

If you caught your spouse cheating on you with you from 6 months in the future, would you ...

a.) call a divorce lawyer,

b.) ask your future self for a winning lottery number,

or c.) join your future self in attacking your spouse for cheating on both of you?

Variant of c.) join my future self in a threesome with my spouse.

Person below me, guess what?

Around here, who knows?


Person below me, boxers or briefs?

Boxer briefs, for real. They look very good and guys say they're super comfy.

Person below me, movie or tv show episodes for the same length of time?

TV show episodes fo' sho'.

BTW, the correct answer to "guess what?" was "chicken butt."

Person below me, how much of your clothing/textiles are made of wool?

Not one shred. Wool makes my skin all itchy and swollen.

Sooo, person below me, would you keep salamanders as pets?

Nope, way too many wild ones around here, I'd feel like an asshole keeping them in a tank.

Person below me, if given the opportunity would you lick a hallucinogenic toad?

Not a chance. Person below me, powerboat or sail?

Motorboating, if you know what I mean. . . .


Next!

Existential angst or Logical Positivism?

Philosophy is pure triple distilled bullshit promulgated by a pack of useless blowhards for the sole purpose of keeping their warm asses in a well paid tenure position. Logical angst.

Person below me, tropical tiki hut or arctic cruise?

arctic cruise - because I'm going to assume we have parkas and such and it's more energizing and maybe whales!!!!

person below me, cats or dogs?

Yes plz! :wow:

Person below me, if given the chance would you take a few laps of the Nurburgring in a really fast car?

Oh Hells yes! Can I keep the Veyron when I'm done?

Person below me, Do you have any sevens?

Go fish!

Person below me -- terrarium or aquarium?

Astroaria.

Nexty: yin or yang?

Yang.

Person below me, Star Trek or Star Wars?

Star Trek

Person Below Me potato chips or dessert?

Potato chips for dessert? Nooooo . . . um . . . gotta go with dessert. Not that I don't like potato chips, but them I can eat any time. A dessert that is both nom and eatable-by-me is irresistible.

Did you learn spelling by phonics, and did it destroy your ability to spell as it did mine?

No, I think I learned to spell from reading EVERYTHING.

PBM, football or baseball?

baseball, no question

person below me: ruby or emerald?

Ruby, cuz I'm a fire sign.

Person below me, how do you take your coffee?

Black.

PBM, why do you hate America?

I don't. "Horse With No Name" and "Sister Golden Hair" are two of my favorite songs.

Person below me: are you a little bit country, or a little bit rock & roll?

A little bit both.

PBM, what does Ratty have against "Ventura Highway" and "Tin Man"?

A tin man shot his father on Ventura Highway.

PBM, How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Need answer fast.

All the wood he could chuck, of course.

PBM, hops & barley or grape squeezins?

Beer plz, can't handle tannins that are in all the really good wines.

PBM, bicycle or skateboard?

My skating days, and bouncing off concrete days, are long gone. Bicycle every time.

PBM, night owl or morning lark?

Morning lark but sure do love to hug my pillow and read in the morning until my bladder forces me out.

PBM, skydive or hang glide?

I'll have to go with hang gliding, because only an idiot jumps out of a perfectly good airplane.

Soooo, person below me ...

Would you rather live in a large crowded metropolitan city or a very remote and sparsely populated rural area?

I wanna go back to the country, dammit! That fine, remote, and sparsely populated place. This large crowded metro city sucks.

The oceans are rising. What would you do with Florida?

I'd go to the Netherlands and study what they do, then come back and save it.

Person below me, love or money?

Seeing as how I've married for love four times, I would choose money! Not that I don't love Mr. Rebo. ;)

PBM, beach or mountain?

Mountains. I can't stand hot, humid weather and I hate getting sandy-butt.

PBM: beef or chicken?

Yes. Just not both at once.


Next person: Styx or Stones?

Styx but I'd pick someone like Cat Stevens, Kenny Loggins or John Denver over either.

Person below: inhumation, cremation or other, what's your dream burial?

Cremation and a big party!

PBM, chocolate or no?

Not as much nowadays, and usually in chip form.

PBM... What are you doing down there?

Whatever I please!

PBM, pineapple on pizza, yeah or bleah?

Only if it's with Canadian bacon. Or maybe ham.

PBM: does this shirt make me look fat?