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Cochrane 25th December 2017 02:06 PM
I just had a brain dropping.
 
Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.

Darmund 25th December 2017 02:10 PM
Here's mine: Bald eagles are jerks.

BJMoose 25th December 2017 02:28 PM
Here's one from a dream last night: One should never tip a stripper with a handful of mixed nuts.

I made that remark to Puna. It seriously bothers me that Raffers are starting to appear in my dreams.

Random Precision 25th December 2017 05:30 PM
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Originally Posted by BJMoose (Post 1411536)
Here's one from a dream last night: One should never tip a stripper with a handful of mixed nuts.
Well obviously. Strippers prefer cash-ews.

Cochrane 25th December 2017 06:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Precision (Post 1411547)
Quote:
Originally Posted by BJMoose (Post 1411536)
Here's one from a dream last night: One should never tip a stripper with a handful of mixed nuts.
Well obviously. Strippers prefer cash-ews.
Gesundheit.

Tad Cooper 25th December 2017 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Cochrane (Post 1411531)
Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.
I've made it well known that I am to be buried naked (open casket, please), with a cigar in my mouth and a bottle of Bombay Sapphire by my side. And wearing sunglasses.

Jaglavak 25th December 2017 09:02 PM
If things work out the wayI'm hoping, I'll drop dead from a heart attack right after I lose my shirt in a poker game. But I imagine the soilent green machine won't care either way.

BJMoose 26th December 2017 05:56 AM
:: makes note never to go to McDonalds agains ::

dogbutler 26th December 2017 06:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cochrane (Post 1411531)
Isn't it interesting that we're all born naked, but when we die, they usually bury us with clothes on? We go out of this world with more than we had when we came into it.
I came into this world naked, screaming, and covered in another person's blood and fluids. I wish to go out the same way.:axe::gun:

Glazer 26th December 2017 07:21 AM
I want to die in my sleep like my Grandpa. Not screaming in terror like everyone else in his car.


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