Snarkin' NINE to FIVE, what a way to make a durpin'.
 

GO!

What the fuck, I just got used to the other one.

Good thread title!

Now I get to look forward to this song stuck in my head for the next 1000 posts or so. Had the same problem with the "Don't vote for Carly Fiorina" thread -->Don't cry for me Argentina.

Carry on.

Needs the word Durp.

Uhh, that would be:

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=949

I was referencing the NYS Kiddy-diddler list. I won't post my... err ... ex-friend's entry on that list.

But he's there. And I have to wrap my brain around that...

Inshallah!

You really lack a filter...

From the previous thread:

http://www.giraffeboards.com/showpos...&postcount=941

Actually, I think he fudged his age by 5 years in that profile. He's more like 60, born in '57.

Seriously. I found the NYS Kiddy-diddler list by googling his name.

I'm really bummed that he was my best friend in high-school.

57, is that some odd guesswork or actual info?

Enough with the Claude Remaining man.

No it isn't.

????????????????

Why, yes, yes I do... Thank you for noticing.

NM

We seem to have gotten off to a bad start. Maybe we should have let Fenris durp do it.

God knows, he's otherwise useless.

Herp

..what a way to make a derpin' ...?



or derp a livin'

What a way to herp a derpin'

Dudes....

"What a way to snark a durper."

Claude Remains on the Dope admitted (in a rather disgusting way) that he lusts after little kids.

Parton me if you're not Fonda the title.

Is there a non-disgusting way to admit that?

Less disgusting, anyway.

This is going well. Maybe we should just scrap this thread, and start over with fewer pedo comments.

It's too late; we're committed. Let's just try to minimize the kiddy-diddler references from here on out.

Nice going, guys. Now we're screwed.

Hey, the thread's still young.

Things have just been pretty boring over at the Dope lately. :(

You need a kabongin' for that... Oh @Ratty? We have someone in need of your special skills!

"Browse offenders".

Alky really wanted a Part on "To catch a predator"

Carry over from the previous thread:

Argument Clinic, every time I bash Ramira (which is once every few months at most, and only when she's done something particularly shitty), you're guaranteed to pop up a couple of days later to whine like a bitch about it. By your own logic, I can only conclude that you must have a creepy, stalkerish obsession with me. This would, perhaps, be somewhat flattering, but unfortunately you're a massive bell-end and I'm tired of you following me about like a pilot fish eating my shit. Therefore, please be advised that I'll snark Ramira whenever I feel like she deserves it, and if you've got a problem with that you can take it up with me in the Pit. Until then, fuck off.

The funny thing is you can't comment on the prevalence of references to _____ without referring to ____.

Is there anybody less funny than Frylock to give him comic advice?

Why yes, Virginia, there is.

It's the blind leading the blind.

I tried to but then the reference got explained.

Eyeless leading the merely blind.

Well said!

Ain't no doper above being snarked. Especially the French one who thinks she's sitting at the top of the world looking down on everyone. She's making it crowded up here.

He's not wrong, but it's the most generic advice ever. "Professionals work on their craft to try to improve it." Well... yeah. Obviously.

Actually retard-boy, I was participating in the lovely thread (as in here) when you popped up to delurk with your little creepy boy slimy bigotty stalker obsession.

There ain't no following you around, slimey idiot boy. It's when you pop up to pollute a snark thread that I am happily following withour your slimely presence.

Pathetic idiot, go back to your next failed sockery. Snark threads are more interesting for your absence, slime ball.

Ah.

Now now, not obvious to the Durp.

Old man whines that they don't make movies like they used to (even though he rarely watches them).

I don't know why, but this post in particular just irritated me this morning. Maybe I need more coffee.

"I didn't see last year's Best Picture winner and don't know anybody who did but I read a plot synopsis and that's pretty much the same thing so I know it didn't deserve it so the Oscars are a sham!"

And then there's this ...
They're freaking dramas! He won't watch dramas, but feels he's knowledgeable enough to declare modern movies crap. Good Christ.

Yeah, definitely a new pot of nice strong coffee. The iced stuff from yesterday didn't take.

Did this latest installment of Annie X-Mas Zings a Customer get missed?

"I'm sorry but our system won't accept any type of American Express card, which includes gift cards I'm afraid." Conversation over. Jesus, she does this for a living?

You can appreciate how frustrating it must be for her, being smarterer than 98% of the rest of the world and all. :harumph:

In general I tend to think that job-shaming is fucked up, but she was totally asking for Eyebrows Of Doom's "Riiiight. And that's why you work as a clerk in a dollar store?".

She was including all multicellular animals, not just humans, in that 98%.

Men get huffy over being "ghosted" and keep doubling down in the face of many women telling them that it's the easiest way of getting away from a guy without drama and insults and harassment. They just dun't geddit. :facepalm: