Mr. Plumbean's Opium Den & Hot Fondue
 

Thank you for coming! Opening this place has long been a dream of mine, and when Fenris finally moved that old refrigerator I finally had a place to do it. Welcome. Welcome. Please try the white wine and grueyere, it's really good. Also a hit off laudanum. Welcome, welcome.

you are a pathetic copy cat and poseur. i mean, i love what you have done with the place. fondue is yummy. :wow:

How much for a cot?

Just roll a body off of one and it's yours.

Can we plan secret military operations in here?

Absolutely. The opium den is just a front for coordinating campaigns. However, we do smoke a lot of opium too. Which might be why our campaigns or so ineffective? Who cares pass the pipe.

I'm sorry, I ... don't often do this so I'm not sure of the protocol, but ... do you offer, I mean ... is there somebody I could talk to about a little, um ...

*makes elaborate undecipherable hand gesture*
*winks*

The little boys' room is down the hall, first door on the left, and try not the sit on the seat.

:spider:

The best thing about Neo's post was visualizing Marty Feldman in that pantomime, which is both easy to do and hilarious.

I call fowl..er..I mean is there chicken on the menu. The poppy wallpaper is nice!!

Shenanigans! I smoked like 4 slices of this cheese and I'm not high at all!

The effort it's taking to NOT make a joke about a widely reviled Doper/Raffer who is notorious for vanity searches is ... excruciating.

That's really not chicken.

He's making them line up.

See, that wasn't so hard, now was it. And he probably won't even see it.

It tastes like chicken.:eek:

I've brought my jug of home-brewed absinthe. Anyone care to join me?

We'll watch.

Ignore her. I will take a toke and a drink, please.

Why does it feel like I doing something illegal?

Girl, you've spray painted the toenails of Lady Liberty. There's no question that you're a hardened criminal.

I am thinking of doing her fingernails, next.

You know what Lady Liberty has under that gown? Copper underwear. Wear that and stand all day every day with people running about your innards. Liberty my ass, she's oppressed.

They don't let people inside her anymore so at least she's got that.

Wonder what the recycling value is of all that copper? We can talk Beck into grabbing the copper instead of painting it.

Enforced celibacy?! Will the patriarchal oppression ever end!?

:whistle: Stripping a national monument for scrap metal is illegal, and the board isn't for goading people into committing crimes. Box him, Fenris!

Encel, incel. Let's be honest, a four-hundred foot tall, hundred-and-forty-year-old woman isn't going to have an easy time on the singles scene anyway.

Hey, at 2AM with the beer goggles on......

Lady Liberty will do fine, especially when the men find out she has her own island.

Hey! I asked my waitperson for opium and they spritzed me with some shitty perfume!?:tongue:

I told ya. This place is a rip off.

As of today, $3.2681/lb. I think that link updates continuously, so it should give the price that's current whenever you click it.

That puts lady liberty at about 1.47 million dollars. Question is, where do you unload that much copper?

Okay, there's 62,000 pounds of copper in the old gal. That's over 200 grand.
They will never notice. Beck, do it at night.

Ah I found the total weight and it's not all copper. We can go with Morgy's guesstimate.

Still wonder who's ready to take on that much copper in the shape of a national monument.

Imagine how much she'd be worth if she were made out of opium?

Pawn Stars?

I know this guy...
Better not bring that up. I 'll ask around about unloading all that metal. Anybody have a fake I.D.?

I've got a couple. One says Fenris. Let's use that one.

I'm not sure opium and fondue are a good combo though--sooner or later someone's gonna nod off and faceplant right into the molten cheese and it's not gonna be pretty. :eek:

Not me, though, I can handle my drugs! :drugnerd:

I want to dip chunks of meat into bubbling cauldron of molton opium.

'Ummmm, cannibalism.

So @fenris ;just gave the us a bunch of booze smilies. But will he give us an opium smilie?

Whoa, we just got a cool one..

would you like a little :cheeze: with your :wine:

becomes

:cheeze: :wine:

And worse, his :martini: looks like it was made with vodka. bleah.

Gin is for sick, sick people, most of them Brits.

Box! Box! Box!

Damn, he gives you free booze and you complain. Not great booze, but your diesel can burn it.

Oh, come on. He's right for once.

I know what I'm risking, but them's fighting words. Gin is clearly the correct booze for a martini.

I'll defend this statement, but then have to add "which is why it is a garbage cocktail"