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hajario 4th January 2019 11:06 AM

BigT's Ten Warnings- can we find all of them? (Was: BigT’s Nine Warnings- can we find all of them?)
 
Link ‘em up.

Mod Notes too as a bonus.

Rat Diva 4th January 2019 11:11 AM

Found one! (telling others what they can/can't post)

ETA: make that two (personal insults in IMHO)

hajario 4th January 2019 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat Diva (Post 1494546)
Found one! (telling others what they can/can't post)

ETA: make that two (personal insults in IMHO)

I knew that we could count on you.

Rat Diva 4th January 2019 11:16 AM

Thanks, I think... :innocent:

hajario 4th January 2019 11:21 AM

three insults in imho

Rat Diva 4th January 2019 11:25 AM

(your link isn't working)

Four: personal insults in ATMB, from Tuba no less

Borborygmi 4th January 2019 11:30 AM

This thread is a hilarious idea. I wish I had time to play along right now.

hajario 4th January 2019 11:32 AM

Link on #3 is fixed now

Sputnik 4th January 2019 11:36 AM

This from Miller to BigT.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...0&postcount=34

Mod note.

ETA: A search for "BigT" and "suspended" comes up empty.

Emiliana Z 4th January 2019 11:51 AM

I thought nine warnings was enough to get a poster banned.

Mr. Plumbean 4th January 2019 11:52 AM

It is hard to find these because BigT wades into every thread about warnings to wag his finger at whoever posted it and it creates a lot of noise on google. Man that guy needs a long break fromt he board.

Mr. Plumbean 4th January 2019 12:15 PM

I did find this. This is the saddest fucking thing I've ever read on the Internet. A warning over a swear is causing BigT real pain and he can't sleep.

It goes on and on like that. He is really in agony over a warning. Many people suggest he get perspective. The humane thing to do would have been to just ban him and end it there but all they did was lock the thread.

I learned it from watching you, dad!

Sputnik 4th January 2019 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean (Post 1494558)
I did find this. This is the saddest fucking thing I've ever read on the Internet. A warning over a swear is causing BigT real pain and he can't sleep.

It goes on and on like that. He is really in agony over a warning. Many people suggest he get perspective. The humane thing to do would have been to just ban him and end it there but all they did was lock the thread.

I learned it from watching you, dad!


From post 27 of that thread. BigT posts;
It's a warning on a message board that has become my life. It's my second warning. All I got to do is have one more mod take umbrage with something I write, and I can now be banned.


You found his second warning. Amazing, he stretched one more and I'll be banned to 7 more and still posting.

Mr. Plumbean 4th January 2019 12:50 PM

Found one!

Threatening to track people down.

Mr. Plumbean 4th January 2019 12:58 PM

Here's another, though not sure if it's a warning or a note.

Borborygmi 4th January 2019 01:29 PM

I should be getting more done at work but I couldn't stay away. Marley, in IMHO, with the collapzor.

Don't be a jerk, BigT; this is threatening and totally inappropriate.

Slate 4th January 2019 02:41 PM

Here is one for failing to follow moderator instructions. From Miller! You really have to fuck up to get a warning from him.

Emiliana Z 4th January 2019 02:44 PM

I always thought he was just a pompous blowhard but, man, he's got a nasty streak.

Vinyl Turnip 4th January 2019 02:45 PM

I couldn't find any mod warnings, but there is this admission that he's been racking up warnings since grade school. Took a wrong turn early, that one did!

Slate 4th January 2019 02:49 PM

I've lost count. Also, did BigT post under a different name originally?

Dallas Jones 4th January 2019 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slate (Post 1494602)
I've lost count. Also, did BigT post under a different name originally?

Yes. He was small cursive t for brief period.

Brief. period.

Mr. Plumbean 4th January 2019 03:17 PM

Did that period affect his mood swings?

Rat Diva 4th January 2019 04:06 PM

Always.




:flee:

hajario 4th January 2019 04:51 PM

Let me clean things up:

One by JC for Jr. Modding 10/11/16

Two by Ellen Cherry for insults 06/28/13

Three by Czar for insults 05/16/10

Four by Tuba for insults 07/26/10

Five by Miller for threatening stalking on 12/02/17

Six by Miller for not following mod instructions on 01/15/11

Seven by Marley for threats 05/11/10

Borborygmi 4th January 2019 05:01 PM

Thanks for getting the thread back on track, haj. Some of those wisecrack sidebars were cringeworthy; "BigT's period" is a casein point. I'll add, though, that I think my earlier link to a Marley post was a legit warning if you want to consider it as #7 for the list.

hajario 4th January 2019 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borborygmi (Post 1494628)
Thanks for getting the thread back on track, haj. Some of those wisecrack sidebars were cringeworthy; "BigT's period" is a casein point. I'll add, though, that I think my earlier link to a Marley post was a legit warning if you want to consider it as #7 for the list.

You are absolutely correct. I have edited the post.

Zeener Diode 5th January 2019 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Borborygmi (Post 1494628)
"BigT's period" is a casein point.

And that, kids, is how you milk a meme.

running coach 5th January 2019 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1494715)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Borborygmi (Post 1494628)
"BigT's period" is a casein point.

And that, kids, is how you milk a meme.

Whey to force a pun.

Sputnik 5th January 2019 11:27 AM

2 warnings still missing folks. These last two are worth 50 points each and a priority choice in the new Death (banning) of a Derper 2019 thread. Wherein we list the favorite candidates for the ban ax.

C2H5OH 5th January 2019 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emiliana Z (Post 1494598)
I always thought he was just a pompous blowhard but, man, he's got a nasty streak.

Much of his moralizing and finger-wagging is projection on his part. He's reaming people for doing/saying what he really wants to, but is afraid to, and projecting his motivation for it onto them. Hence his constantly assuming that people who say "Shut up, BigTard" (or similar insulting dismissal of someone else) are doing it because they are angry with him because he's right and they have no reasonable response. Since he would only dismissively insult someone for that reason, therefore anyone who dismissively insults him must be doing it for that reason, too.

Mr. Plumbean 5th January 2019 12:12 PM

He's a sad little man. He needs to quit the board and get counseling.

Edit: Does this Ban Pool thread exist? Where is it, S3? Or are we on to S4 now? Nobody tells me anything.

I expect UrbanRedneck SlackerInc to be banned inside the week. BigT will never get banned because the mods are afraid he'd take his own life.

Sputnik 5th January 2019 12:20 PM

I don't think he'll get banned either. In fact, I hope he doesn't. But, anyone who doesn't think politics enters into derp moderation needs to ask why he has 9 warnings and hasn't been suspended?

C2H5OH 5th January 2019 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hajario (Post 1494620)
...
Six by Miller for not following mod instructions on 01/15/11
...

Huh. That thread is about Skald being skeevy, and it's 7 years before the latest shit about him. Seems people have been bitching about him for years before anything was finally done.

Mr. Plumbean 5th January 2019 12:23 PM

Especially two for threatening/stalking, seems like only one would get a guy banned. But as has been noted, they've also dealt multiple warnings to other posters. I genuinely think it has more to do with pity than politics.

Sputnik 5th January 2019 12:32 PM

I found this. Mr G calling BigT a fucking knob. LMAO.

Goddamn it BigT, stop bumping ATMB threads you fucking knob.




BigToe responds...
No. I know you haven't been moderating for a long time, but we don't have any zombie rules anymore. If no one has said what I wanted to say, then I will say it, no matter what the thread. You can clearly see that I was the one who posted it, so you can easily not read the thread.

The fact that I'm annoying you will not in any way change how I post. Stop being such a whiny baby
.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=668831

Still can't find Warning 8 or 9.

choie 5th January 2019 02:45 PM

What's curious is that BigT -- according to hajaro's list -- got four warnings in the space of a year (05/11/10, 05/16/10, 07/26/10 and 01/15/11; three of which were only two months apart). He must've been going through a pretty angry phase, esp with the stalking/threats in there.

I guess one of those includes the infamous BigT freakout that he has no other life but the SDMB, so as Mr. Plumbean suggests, he might've gotten away with 'em due to the mods' pity (or fear they'd be cited in a suicide lawsuit). Still it's pretty surprising that the SDMB's favorite schoolmarm has such a hefty record.

Inna Minnit 5th January 2019 07:41 PM

I bet he is sweating bullets.

Vinyl Turnip 6th January 2019 05:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sputnik (Post 1494745)
I found this. Mr G calling BigT a fucking knob. LMAO.

Goddamn it BigT, stop bumping ATMB threads you fucking knob.




BigToe responds...
No. I know you haven't been moderating for a long time, but we don't have any zombie rules anymore. If no one has said what I wanted to say, then I will say it, no matter what the thread. You can clearly see that I was the one who posted it, so you can easily not read the thread.

The fact that I'm annoying you will not in any way change how I post. Stop being such a whiny baby
.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=668831

Rereading that thread, I'm a bit ashamed at how cruel I was back in 2012 and ever since then.

Mr. Plumbean 6th January 2019 05:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinyl Turnip (Post 15593534)
You are BigT, slayer of buzzes, aspirator of élan vital, dimmer switch to the world.

:clap:

Emiliana Z 6th January 2019 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vinyl Turnip (Post 1494838)

Rereading that thread, I'm a bit ashamed at how cruel I was back in 2012 and ever since then.

Ouch, the mods were pretty cruel to him as well. It's pretty sad that a MB where nobody seems to like him much is his life.

Mr. Plumbean 6th January 2019 08:01 AM

That's what I thought and was too uncruel to say. Most controversial posters this side of Cesario have at least a few champions but literally nobody likes BigT as far as I can tell. And really he's not a Cesario-level bad person, just... you know, BigT. And yet the board is [in his own words] his life. Can't he at least find some board where he'd be appreciated? I don't know what it would be.

madsircool 6th January 2019 08:05 AM

IiAndylll likes him. People who are raised in abusive situations tend to regard abusive attention as better than no attention.

Emiliana Z 6th January 2019 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean (Post 1494852)
That's what I thought and was too uncruel to say. Most controversial posters this side of Cesario have at least a few champions but literally nobody likes BigT as far as I can tell. And really he's not a Cesario-level bad person, just... you know, BigT. And yet the board is [in his own words] his life. Can't he at least find some board where he'd be appreciated? I don't know what it would be.

It was cruel, I'm sorry. Definitely could have gone unsaid.

Mr. Plumbean 6th January 2019 08:29 AM

But we're all thinking it so it's OK. :science:

C2H5OH 6th January 2019 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean (Post 1494852)
Can't he at least find some board where he'd be appreciated? I don't know what it would be.

A board full of masochists who like to be scolded about how immoral they are by someone who's obviously got not the slightest hint of what morality is beyond 'things that make me feel good'.

hajario 6th January 2019 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean (Post 1494852)
That's what I thought and was too uncruel to say. Most controversial posters this side of Cesario have at least a few champions but literally nobody likes BigT as far as I can tell. And really he's not a Cesario-level bad person, just... you know, BigT. And yet the board is [in his own words] his life. Can't he at least find some board where he'd be appreciated? I don't know what it would be.

BigT does occasionally make a knowledgeable and helpful post about IT issues. He’s not totally useless. If I were the ultimate deity, I’d allow him to live. Jinx and aceplace on the other hand serve no useful purpose that I can discern. They would be condemned to Gehenna.

Mr. Plumbean 6th January 2019 09:19 AM

Good point. I'd forgotten about that.

hajario 6th January 2019 10:18 AM

Well our search has slowed to a crawl so I will provide some comic relief: The time that BigT tried to form a GB Brigade against the SDMB Staff. It went about as well as you would expect.

https://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=12745

Mr. Plumbean 6th January 2019 11:00 AM

1. How do you know it was BigT?
2. What is going on in that thread? It seems several posts were dioleted leaving the sequence only partially comprehensible.
3. Hi Opal! It seems like this is the origin story behind the regular snark threads. It is somewhat stirring. But does that mean this board functioned for a whole year before we had those threads? Mind blown.

hajario 6th January 2019 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Plumbean (Post 1494883)
1. How do you know it was BigT?
2. What is going on in that thread? It seems several posts were dioleted leaving the sequence only partially comprehensible.
3. Hi Opal! It seems like this is the origin story behind the regular snark threads. It is somewhat stirring. But does that mean this board functioned for a whole year before we had those threads? Mind blown.

1. It was the day after the warning in Link #3 in this thread. At the time it was obvious.
2. No idea. I don't see links to the deleted posts with my mod powers. Whoever deleted them (might have been me) permanently deleted them instead of hiding them. It might have been doxxing with too much information.


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