I noticed!
 

Now, plz to change Fenris' avatar to goatse or something kthxbai! :science:

ETA: How long did it take, anyway? :bouncingball:

Me too!

Huh?

Don't tell anyone what we're talking about until, oh, say, Sunday. It's more fun to let them figure it out.

Aleq, it was easily less than an hour, probably more like 20 minutes.

Expect Fenris to suffer in the next 10 minutes. :D

It finally occurred to me what was up. Or down. Something.

Looks like Giraffe is bored, too. We should get him some Play-Doh and an Easy Bake Oven. Maybe with a Laugh & Learn Servin' Up Fun Food Truck.

:D :D :D :D :D


Don't worry, folks. His bark is worse than his plight.

@Senpai

A guy walks into a diner and orders a bowl of chili

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".

Someone...whoever's sock Gweebo Server 9000 is...will pay for this. :mad:

Haj is too super-intellectual to do it, Rebo is too nice and Giraffe has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit. And there's no other Admins at the moment unless the board's been hacked.

I'll figure it out though and there will be bloodshed and mayhem. :fist:

Nyah-nyah. :taunt:

Haha, noice!


https://i.imgur.com/wdTEqI7.jpg

:rigs: Someone will pay for this. :fist:

Sorry but I got you by almost twenty minutes.

As a new member of this esteemed message board, I find the Mod Fenris' use of a cute, cuddly and completely harmless puppy as their public expression very enlightening and non-threatening...

Nah. Gotta use a real dog as your avatar. Don't nobody fuck with Chuck.

What's going on? I AM SO CONFUSED.

So normal then.

Somebody tip me off to what I should have noticed.

Scroll to the bottom of the page for a hint.

Ah, thanks for leading the blind and stupid to the light.

Speaking of bitching freeze it's bitching freezing here and my car died and I have a sad that only a half bag of Old Dutch Caramel Puff Corn and three fingers of Bulleit can treat.

Rye or bourbon?

Bourbon.

Useless wimp.

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs,
The hen lays only one
But the codfish never cackles
To tell you what she's done.

And so the hen we celebrate
While the codfish we despise,
Which only goes to show you that
It pays to advertise!

:tongue::rebo::palatr:

Cackling codfish, Batman! Gweebo Server 9000 is so awesome that we ought to overthrow Giraffe and raise it up as our new leader.

To be fair, it probably already is. :shhh:

Oh, ok. Kewl.

Hey, GS9K, can I be your first minion?

Well I'm not going to be eating chili any time soon.

Well can I have it?

I'm shy.

When I was a child our neighbors had a dog like the one in Fenris' avatar. Our cat, Fluffy, regularly beat it up.

Well, I think it's damned close to doxxing to use an actual photo of Fenris in this haxxor prank.

Being blind and stupid, hint please? Oh hell, just tell me. All I've got so far is Fenris' avatar is hideous.

That's it. That's all there is. We're easily amused.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Does anyone even read these anymore? If someone notices this and posts about it in Blah Blah, I'll change Fenris's avatar to something horrible. I wonder how long this message can go? How many characters? La la la, I'm bored. Pay attention to me"

Fluff Pup is 50% Fenris.

And 100% adorbable.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Oh man I would shit mah pants if SevenVictor showed up here again. He could tell us all about vintage pinball machines. :banana:

A guy would have to be a real toolbag to pull a trick like that on you.

My guess is Rebo. Behind the “oh I’m so nice” facade, there lurks a devious criminal mastermind.

It's her new gas range. Now that she has a reliable, controllable heat source, she doesn't have to stand over her food worrying about scorching, so she's got plenty of extra time to think up deviltry.

Almost as farfetched as 7 but not quite - this kind of humor seems more like the work of Veb.

i'LL NEVER TELL!

So this is why Fenris’ avatar is suddenly so much better.

BTW that IS a poodle, NOT a bichon frise or however it's spelled.

And if Fenris says he identifies as a poodle, who are we to argue?

Such an angry little puddle-uddle yes he is so angry so so fierce and cross.

I thought the sole point of message boards was argument.

No it isn't.