122: Baby Snark Durp Durp Durp Dee Durp
 

GO!

I like the title.

That's 'cause Haj got here before Fenris.

It's Haj's fault Fenris won't win the lottery now.

fifth

firth

That and the fact that Fenris never remembers to buy a ticket.

How many posts do we get to complain about the title?

NB: I repeatedly bludgeoned a woman with a big skein of yarn for playing That Song one Sit and Stitch Saturday :rigs:

Justifiable yarnicide.

Okay

Where's Linc?

Done.

Yeah. Where is Buttface Plumbean?

America has been in a culture war over race and culture, but not me, since I'm an outside objective observer with no hidden agenda and perfect grammar.

This title, idgi.

ETA: isia

This is the WORST TITLE EVAH. I curse you to hear this song reverberating in your dreams for all eternity. :rigs:

We never would have heard of that damn Baby Shark song, but apparently grandma introduced the boy to it (she watches him Thursday mornings). Daddy prefers this version because he has a crush on the baby shark. She's got a figure like Rachel Bloom.

I know! What horrible person suggested this?!? :innocent:

From the last thread:

He's gotten up to a secret conspiracy to ban him:
Someone needs to point this out from the registration agreement (last paragraph):
They don't NEED to conspire you fucking moron! If they don't like you they can off you on a whim! Personally, I think they should dump you just to prove they can without conspiring against you. You are conclusive proof that intelligence isn't a skill, but a tool. If you don't ever learn skills to use the tool (and you most certainly haven't), you're going to make an incompetent mess of it every time you try. In that thread, you demonstrate that you have less reasoning ability than a road-killed squirrel. The pebbles by the roadside have more ability at logic. You are truly stupid.

If IDGI means "I Don't Get It", click the link I posted and said not to click. Then don't blame me once you get it.

Slacker is busy one-upping himself in the ATMB thread. "You call that sealioning? Hold my beer." I haven't even gotten to the third page and he's comparing banning WillF with clothes that black people wear at discos. :astonished:

As a Washington Nationals fan, I approve of the title.

Hey, could be worse.

Broomie tells a story, and not only is she not the victim in it, but NO ONE is a victim! An actual inspirational story of people not being petty and cruel! From Broomie!!! :jaw::foil::eek::eyepop:

I suppose that when "they're secretly in awe of my brilliance" becomes an untenable delusion, "they're secretly out to get me" is a logical next step.

I hope he settles down and doesn't get suspended. He was HERE way too much when he was the last time.

That's why there's a box.

Brony Pervert Cadet's thread got bumped cuz Annoyed kind of outed himself as a troll.


https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=882484

HurricanDitka's use of words is being discussed in ATMB.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=884090

Whoever came up with this thread title should be deported.

Kobal? Is that you?

He's currently wondering what's changed recently that everyone is out to get him (I just want to point out that I hated SlackInIQ before it was cool). So, self-awareness still seriously lacking.

Also, is it true that people here "frequently" say they were reporting him "on the regular"? I highly fucking doubt that.

Didn't he also think the ban on altering quotes was a conspiracy to get rid of him? He was using that ridiculous "Drumpf" script and it kept changing quotes, and he eventually got warned for it (not anywhere near the first time) and had a meltdown about how they were trying to get rid of his ideas. I think that was around the time he was suggesting that France be ethnically cleansed to solve the Muslim Problem.

The septimus meltdown reminds me of when Brazil84 had those ridiculous self-proclaimed rules for debate, and if you violated them, he would announce that you had been "banned" from interacting with him.

Well then, just slap my ass and call me a straweaseling incoherenciting example-skipping badge-flashing skeptic.

I'm not a big fan of Slacker and I'm pretty sure I've never reported him.

I'm curious when the mods will notice that it's the serial JAQmaster Silver lining/Ancient Erudite/whatever other stupid names he's used. Seems like the more obvious it is, the longer it takes - which works in his favor, since he doesn't alter his shtick at all from sock to sock.

WE INTERRUPT THIS SLACKER SNARK FOR A VERY IMPORTANT REVENGE VIDEO!!!!!



Ok, I feel better now.

I can't remember when I have, but I'm sure I have, given what an asshat he can be, especially when all that misogyny modding backlash kerfuffle was going on.

But not "on the regular", and I certainly didn't talk about it here.

Wesley Clark creates a poll about dream cars. RealityChuck wants a shitbox:
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...6&postcount=31

"Driving is inherently not fun..." :rolleyes:

Live a little, Dude.

Sammy catches a warning in GQ.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...18&postcount=4

Edit: since moved to IMHO, although it was in GQ when Sammy posted.

Octoputz: "Some of my best friends..."

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...postcount=1446

Sammy protests his warning.
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...d.php?t=884131
Watch Colibri stretching like a warm Gumby trying to cover this one.

Anti snark Post 8 is Broomstick at her best, giving practical advice on using a catheter.

Yes, they most assuredly can and do.

What can they do, conspire against you, or off you on a whim? Because you seem to be agreeing with the second part of the post.

Oh man, Slacker is just positive that Bone's inbox must be flooded with hundreds of people screaming "Oh please you must do something about this Slacker! His truths are making us uncomfortable!"

Also, I have zero PMs from people asking for your departure. I have zero PMs about you.

Ouch.:)

How has septimus has survived this long? He claims to have 85 notes and warnings. :jaw:

Aw gee Clothy, I'm sorry that you're not allowed to grunt out more steaming loads of your self-impressed hateful racist abusive bullshit all over everyone. Are your poor injured feelings OK? Why don't you go spit on a defenseless brown person to make yourself feel protected and important.

Octoputz calls iiandyiiii a gweeb and accuses him of grandstanding for the gweeb cause.

The problem with you iiandyiiii, as an honorary 'mean girl', is that you aren't entirely on the up and up with why you engage.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb...postcount=1481
(last line of that tldr post)