142: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insaaaaaaaaaaaane. Let's do the Durp Snark again.
 

GO!

I like the little swirl at the end.

Clockwise above the equator, counter-clockwise below.

If you know what I mean.

Makes Meatloaf sandwich.
With Bread.

Let me be the first to say that this title is really something.

oh hey how's it going

no fucking link.



[alky jumps to the left, then steps to the right... You all know where I'm going with this, of course.]

Rocky Horror Picture Show vs. Priscilla - Queen of the Desert.

Acey is flabbergasted to learn that the sun doesn't set in the exact same spot every day.

:haw:

Well, DUH!

Finally - a title that doesn't suck! Thanks Haj.

Really? That'd be great! When does it happen?

Leave it to Haj to fenris fenrising up a title. I'm wondering if he's intentionally doing it. Only Fenris could have done it accidentally.

So Fenris would have fenrised the fenrising.

Maybe Fenris should be defenristrated.

These threads are...limp...dick.

To be fair, how old is Acey? Maybe they hadn't invented Astronomy yet when he was a kid. :science:

Sun rises, sun sets. You can't explain that.

There is a mystery at the durp.

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-can-in-do/933439

"In do", indeed.

What can in do for you?

If they ever implement that here, I'm screwed ;)

ETA: I :heart: whoever made the "SnarkyHorrorDurperShow" tag.

Hey!

Hail, hippo.

Ask not what your snark can in do for you, but ask what you can in do for your snark.

Great title, @hajario! And @Cochrane, I've never seen Priscilla, and I didn't watch Drew Carey. So of course I adore the link. It's hilarious!

@Rebo - Now you have to dive down the rabbit hole and watch the rest of the song & dance numbers they did on that show. My favorites are "5 O'Clock World" (which they adapted as their title sequence for a few years) and "World Turning" (which was filmed as one long take.)

Aceplace needs to write boyfriends into his daughters' scripts.


https://boards.straightdope.com/t/wh...t-once/933351?

Title doesn't suck.

Guess the doper time: who started an incoherent thread claiming Biden dropped the N word?

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bi...ference/933471

Man with stammer misspeaks. Good grief.

And the thread is closed "pending review".

From his cartoon thread (linked in a post above) I’d say late boomer. He mentions watching Saturday morning cartoons from1965-72. In the first post, he says he wants to watch with a 7-year old. So if he was around 7 in 1965, maybe 62, or thereabouts?

Acey...

Nothing gets past this guy.

How the hell can you live somewhere and not notice that the sun rises and sets in different places during winter than it does in summer? I could buy that you mightn't notice it at or near the equator, but anywhere else?

I think Stonehenge is slightly older than that, so people at the time should have had at least some grasp of the path the sun takes throughout the year :sciencefail:

And the inevitable ATMB thread:

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is...er-side/933485

FC blew it. He should have played the tape backwards. It would be obvious Biden was referring to the secret deep state rapper "Regae N."
:funk:

If I ever get warned (or banned, for that matter) I want it to be for trolling in the Pit.

But not for making jokes about racial slurs. What a jackass...

(That’s @FucktardedCrumudgeon in case it’s not clear)

Also, the Presidents of the United States of America version of Cleveland Rocks, the short version of which became the show's opening.

FriendlyCurmudgeon flounces because everyone's being mean and picking on him, and besides Biden really DID say that word even though it doesn't make sense grammatically, so NYAH NYAH NYAH. :p

:sciencefail: :eek: :ohdear:

Well the rubber of the limpest dick on the dope would know one when he saw one I guess. At least this one spurts now and then unlike your dribble.

I'm starting to think that guy's not actually very friendly :(

That trock natters on about Canada a lot. It's probably Charlie Wayne using his real persona.

People are dumb, especially about astronomical things. Ask the average person on the street if the moon is ever visible during the day, and I bet you get "no" 40% of the time.

Around the time of the last big North American eclipse, there was a Doper who said she was going to spend the entire time inside, because she was terrified she'd accidentally glance at it and go blind. Spice_Weasel, maybe?

That's no moon. It's a space station.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU9zxfJX0AIbXWF.jpg

They were only half wrong:

https://www.eixdelmon.com/wp-content...edi-Temple.jpg

But to be pedantic, it'll do more than strike you blind. You'll be dead.

The flounce becomes a bounce.
The Tentacled Clown comes to his defense.

Oh no!

Anyway
https://preview.redd.it/35lqnh5xrfb5...=webp&8d3408ec

And you'll never guess who's defending the trock in ATMB now. Go on, guess. I'll give you a hint:

https://sjc1.discourse-cdn.com/strai.../90/3716_2.png

Plus he spelled "curmudgeon" wrong.

What a tiresome bore

From that thread, what is up with CardboardBoxx and capitalization?

Not only is he passionate enough about this nonissue to bring it up, but he does so in two threads?

Also, not all of us know what OP stands for, please make sure to clarify what your acronyms mean the first time you use them! /d&r