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hajario 31st March 2021 05:22 AM

143: You got mud on your face, you big disgrace. Durping your can all over the place. We will, we will SNARK you.
 
GO!

JackieLikesVariety 31st March 2021 05:37 AM

seems like a good thread title to me. :dubious:

ETA: and "thanks" for the earworm! :shame:

kayaker 31st March 2021 05:37 AM

Just for completeness; his playing stats show him as 6' 4" and 220 pounds. Although retired, he is still the same.

Love the thread title.

running coach 31st March 2021 06:05 AM

We are the Derpians, my friends.

iiandyiiii 31st March 2021 06:20 AM

Great title!

Rat Diva 31st March 2021 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by running coach (Post 1683374)
We are the Derpians, my friends.

And we'll keep on snarking 'til the end... :ratdiva:

What Exit? 31st March 2021 06:24 AM

I don't generally comment either way on the titles.

This is an excellent title.

Sputnik 31st March 2021 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by What Exit? (Post 1683378)
This is an excellent title.

Especially the 143 part. I don't know how many of you know it but 143 is the hundred and forty third number. It fits nicely between 142 and 144. It is not a prime number. It's factors are 1, 11, 13, 143. It is therefore a composite number. What are the chances of that in this, the Year of the Needle? :science:

Damn good job.

Zeener Diode 31st March 2021 06:41 AM

No one told me math would be involved! :sciencefail:

Ludovic 31st March 2021 07:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sputnik (Post 1683383)
Quote:

Originally Posted by What Exit? (Post 1683378)
This is an excellent title.

Especially the 143 part. I don't know how many of you know it but 143 is the hundred and forty third number.

Thanks, CharliePlace143 :sherlock:

Rebo 31st March 2021 07:22 AM

Awesome title!

stomp stomp clap
stomp stomp clap

ASL 31st March 2021 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sputnik (Post 1683383)
Quote:

Originally Posted by What Exit? (Post 1683378)
This is an excellent title.

Especially the 143 part. I don't know how many of you know it but 143 is the hundred and forty third number. It fits nicely between 142 and 144. It is not a prime number. It's factors are 1, 11, 13, 143. It is therefore a composite number. What are the chances of that in this, the Year of the Needle? :science:

Damn good job.

Is it true that it’s also an integer? And rational?

Cochrane 31st March 2021 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rat Diva (Post 1683377)
Quote:

Originally Posted by running coach (Post 1683374)
We are the Derpians, my friends.

And we'll keep on snarking 'til the end... :ratdiva:

I've snarked the Durp, time after time...

Sputnik 31st March 2021 07:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rebo (Post 1683390)
Awesome title!

stomp stomp clap
stomp stomp clap

Careful, Ratty is down there somewhere.

Rat Diva 31st March 2021 08:53 AM

Tweety is smaller than me, at least.

Inna Minnit 31st March 2021 08:54 AM

I love the title. Don't get me wrong, but didn't the numbers USED to have something to do with the title?

running coach 31st March 2021 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inna Minnit (Post 1683403)
I love the title. Don't get me wrong, but didn't the numbers USED to have something to do with the title?

They 86'd that many titles ago.

SmartAleq 31st March 2021 09:53 AM

Now it's earworms all the way down!

Inna Minnit 31st March 2021 10:45 AM

Another one snarks the derp.

3acres 31st March 2021 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1683384)
No one told me math would be involved! :sciencefail:

Math is always involved, whether we see it or not. :science:

rothe'che 31st March 2021 12:32 PM

All Durp, All Snarked
Snarkicle Race
Bodopeian Snarkody
Crazy Little Snark Called Derp
Snark on Two Legs (Derpicated to...)
Get Down, Snark Derp
God Save the Snark

Cochrane 31st March 2021 01:23 PM

Is this the real Snark?
Is it just fantasy?
Caught in a Durpslide,
No escape from reality.

JackieLikesVariety 31st March 2021 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3acres (Post 1683430)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1683384)
No one told me math would be involved! :sciencefail:

Math is always involved, whether we see it or not. :science:

This sounds true and kind of deep

thylacine 31st March 2021 01:53 PM

Hi rothe’che :)

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed snark you make the rocking world go round

Derleth 31st March 2021 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3acres (Post 1683430)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeener Diode (Post 1683384)
No one told me math would be involved! :sciencefail:

Math is always involved, whether we see it or not. :science:

No matter what's going on, there's always something about it you can describe using the language of math.

Of course, you can say the same thing about English or French.

Oh, and: Snark your derper down.

The Futility of Nihilism 31st March 2021 02:14 PM

With this thread title, Haj establishes himself as the Queen of Thread Titlers.

Merestil Haye 31st March 2021 05:33 PM

Let us snark together
as the Durp goes by

Rock 31st March 2021 05:43 PM

In the derp of '39
Assembled here the snarketeers

Jaglavak 31st March 2021 07:43 PM

Title sucks marginally less than the last one. The first 28 posts, however, more than made up for it.

C2H5OH 31st March 2021 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inna Minnit (Post 1683420)
Another one snarks the derp.

Da da durp durp durp....

C2H5OH 31st March 2021 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thylacine (Post 1683440)
Hi rothe’che :)

Oh you gonna take me home tonight
Oh down beside that red fire light
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat-bottomed snark you make the rocking durpin' world go round

ftfy

C2H5OH 31st March 2021 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derleth (Post 1683443)
Oh, and: Snark your derper down.

Hardly anyone knows that one. I had a friend in HS who used to play it. I tried to learn how. Nope. Can't. Too hard for me. I could get the beginning, no problem, but once it started to get a bit complex, I always lost it.

ASL 31st March 2021 07:56 PM

WhiteSquare-G (Gatopescado) saw some things he doesn’t like and wants you to know about it. A string of posts he made over the course of a couple weeks in Movies you’ve seen recently:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatopescado
I watched some crap called Hereditary. Dreck. Made little sense, featured Toni Collette (I cannot stand her), was just generally bad. I’ve been watching a whole slew of bad films lately. I really need to get out of the house more.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gyrate
I don’t, and [this excellent summary explains why ](https://evadne-noel.livejournal.com/6321.html).

Goddamn, that was a tedious read. Whoever wrote that doesn’t have a leg to stand on to bag on the film.

Quote:

Jeez, I just watched Air Force One, and the only good thing I can report, is it gives me opportunity to use the word ‘Preposterous’ in a post.

If that word was subject to squaring, it would still not do that film justice.
Quote:

I was bored the other day, and there was nothing else on, so I re-watched A Fish Called Wanda despite recalling I didn’t like it when I saw it when it came out.

Well, I was right back then. That movie sucks rocks. Completely reinforces why I cannot stand Kevin Klein. That movie is damn near unwatchable. And stupid.
Quote:

Been watching a bunch of crap on The Movie Channel and Showtime and other 2-bit dish channels. What a bunch of Crap! All day is filled with garbage, repeated over and over. I watched something called Run with the Hunted. Not a single redeeming quality to report, unless a reasonably short run-time counts. Watched a piece of garbage called Collide. It has Ben Kingsley and Anthony Hopkins and is still worthless garbage. Not an original idea in the entire flick.

Jeez, I need to go skiing, weather be dammed!
What a fuckwit. Not only for his take on Hereditary, but x4 because that’s a pretty broad spectrum of movies/genres he’s gone over, and he doesn’t seem to like a single one of them. The reviews on him are in:

"An insufferable asshole of the nth degree!"
-NY Times

"Threadshitter extraordinaire."
-Slant

"Fucking. Brilliant."
-The Onion.

Metal Years 31st March 2021 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism (Post 1683445)
With this thread title, Haj establishes himself as the Queen of Thread Titlers.

That's a good joke. Lol. W2g

NoClueBoy 31st March 2021 08:17 PM

:eek:

Zeener Diode 31st March 2021 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Futility of Nihilism (Post 1683445)
With this thread title, Haj establishes himself as the Queen of Thread Titlers.

More like Queen of the Stoner Age, amirite?

rothe'che 1st April 2021 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thylacine (Post 1683440)
Hi rothe’che :)

:hattip:

Rat Diva 1st April 2021 04:40 AM

All we snark is Durpeo Gaga
Durpeo Googoo
Durpeo Blahblah
All we snark is Durpeo Gaga
Durpeo, someone still snarks you!

Sputnik 1st April 2021 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inna Minnit (Post 1683403)
I love the title. Don't get me wrong, but didn't the numbers USED to have something to do with the title?

Well, back then the thread had something to do with snark too. The good old days. Forever lost but never forgotten.

expectopatronum 1st April 2021 06:05 AM

Normally I'd be all :violence::boom: but hey, it's Queen.

Larry Borgia 1st April 2021 08:16 AM

In a thread about disposing of bodies in the desert, Eschereal talks about disposing of a body in one of the pools in Yellowstone. I love me vol one gets confused and wonders why a pool would be a good place to dispose of a body. When people point out that the pools in Yellowstone aren't swimming pools he gets cranky and upset. Same guy that gets cranky at unexplained abbreviations, even common or easily guessable ones.

Starts here:

https://boards.straightdope.com/t/le...u=larry_borgia

Sunny Daze 1st April 2021 09:38 AM

This title rocks. :bow:

stichomythia 1st April 2021 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Borgia (Post 1683562)
In a thread about disposing of bodies in the desert, Eschereal talks about disposing of a body in one of the pools in Yellowstone. I love me vol one gets confused and wonders why a pool would be a good place to dispose of a body. When people point out that the pools in Yellowstone aren't swimming pools he gets cranky and upset. Same guy that gets cranky at unexplained abbreviations, even common or easily guessable ones.

I think he knew exactly what kind of pools were being discussed, and was playing a silly, disingenuous game to make the point that people should explain things better. I'd bet that he also understands some (if not most) of the abbreviations he loves to complain about.

ASL 1st April 2021 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stichomythia (Post 1683573)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Borgia (Post 1683562)
In a thread about disposing of bodies in the desert, Eschereal talks about disposing of a body in one of the pools in Yellowstone. I love me vol one gets confused and wonders why a pool would be a good place to dispose of a body. When people point out that the pools in Yellowstone aren't swimming pools he gets cranky and upset. Same guy that gets cranky at unexplained abbreviations, even common or easily guessable ones.

I think he knew exactly what kind of pools were being discussed, and was playing a silly, disingenuous game to make the point that people should explain things better. I'd bet that he also understands some (if not most) of the abbreviations he loves to complain about.

So we're at the point of having to guess at whether he's trolling, or merely stupid?

Ludovic 1st April 2021 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stichomythia (Post 1683573)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Larry Borgia (Post 1683562)
In a thread about disposing of bodies in the desert, Eschereal talks about disposing of a body in one of the pools in Yellowstone. I love me vol one gets confused and wonders why a pool would be a good place to dispose of a body. When people point out that the pools in Yellowstone aren't swimming pools he gets cranky and upset. Same guy that gets cranky at unexplained abbreviations, even common or easily guessable ones.

I think he knew exactly what kind of pools were being discussed, and was playing a silly, disingenuous game to make the point that people should explain things better. I'd bet that he also understands some (if not most) of the abbreviations he loves to complain about.

in in mobile so can't do quick search but has anyone pointed out that their username has a possibly vague abbreviation?

JakartaJane 1st April 2021 12:48 PM

Doesn't DrDumbth have a history of deliberately and gleefully spoiling movies for readers of his posts? He seems to be at it again.

stichomythia 1st April 2021 02:17 PM

Asshole mordecaiB doesn't like us.
Quote:

Originally Posted by mordecaiB
Snopes was the closest I’ve seen to the SDMB, but that’s long gone. All the knock off Dope boards are/were all but useless as you could read all the new posts by going there for an hour every month. Every six months if you didn’t read posts bitching and moaning about the Dope.

Incidentally, I found his previous username: Hup the Fool.

Larry Borgia 1st April 2021 02:56 PM

Hey my post just above got me a "nice share" badge, which means that 25 of you clicked the link. Apparently I'm spreading the word about the SDMB.

:party:

C2H5OH 1st April 2021 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JakartaJane (Post 1683589)
Doesn't DrDumbth have a history of deliberately and gleefully spoiling movies for readers of his posts? He seems to be at it again.

Movies, TV shows, Books, Magazine Articles...

He can't stand knowing that he got there before you, and so can lord his superior knowledge of the plot over you, without actually DOING that. He tries to stay in the 'no spoilers' rules by 'hinting at it'. His hints are about as opaque as a plate-glass window.

C2H5OH 1st April 2021 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ASL (Post 1683576)
So we're at the point of having to guess at whether he's trolling, or merely stupid?

Diplomatic Nonny: Why can't it be both?


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