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Jaglavak 28th July 2024 03:39 PM
Surly Temple
 
Let you entertain me
Let you make me smile

OK, go!

Random Precision 28th July 2024 04:06 PM
Q: What actions should you take in the event of fallout?
A:

Re-insert and take shorter strokes.






If you are not entertained now, you are probably already singing with the choir invisible. You know, fjord pining.

Flying Saucerian 28th July 2024 06:02 PM
Okay, you asked for it...

hajario 28th July 2024 09:49 PM
Just last night my friend ordered a Dirty Shirley at a bar. It’s a Shirley Temple with vodka.

Sputnik 28th July 2024 10:11 PM
There once was a girl named Shirley,
Who had hair on her chest thick and curly.
One night after dark, on a bench in the park,
She showed all the guys her birthmark.

Jaglavak 29th July 2024 11:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Precision (Post 1830146)
Q: What actions should you take in the event of fallout?
A:

Re-insert and take shorter strokes.

Unless you're at the beach. Don't ask.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Random Precision (Post 1830146)
If you are not entertained now, you are probably already singing with the choir invisible. You know, fjord pining.
We are not amused.

Jaglavak 29th July 2024 11:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Saucerian (Post 1830148)
Okay, you asked for it...
Hah! You think I was born yesterday? G'wan with your earworm bait.

Flying Saucerian 29th July 2024 05:14 PM


Featuring hot babes who are all dead now!

grrrp 29th July 2024 05:16 PM

Wolf Larsen 30th July 2024 05:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by grrrp (Post 1830193)
Almost 7 years between posts. Impressive.

teela brown 31st July 2024 05:16 AM
I don't know about you, but I still find Heckle and Jeckle entertaining. I liked them when I was in kindergarten, and I still like them now at age 67.

teela brown 31st July 2024 07:16 AM
And more H&J, with an earworm in Jimmy Durante's voice.

hajario 31st July 2024 08:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by teela brown (Post 1830285)
And more H&J, with an earworm in Jimmy Durante's voice.
What do you get when you mix them?

C2H5OH 31st July 2024 11:26 AM
"Surly Temple" makes me think of a temple dedicated to the Greek God of misogyny. and misanthropy... I am Assholius. Bow down and blow me, for I am the God that rules you assholes. Never doubt my superiority over you.

Jaglavak 31st July 2024 01:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by hajario (Post 1830287)
What do you get when you mix them?
Heckle and Jeckle? I dunno, a flammable beverage?

hajario 31st July 2024 01:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaglavak (Post 1830320)
Quote:
Originally Posted by hajario (Post 1830287)
What do you get when you mix them?
Heckle and Jeckle? I dunno, a flammable beverage?
That’s that last clue I’m going to drop for a long while

Jaglavak 31st July 2024 01:49 PM
Hah! Keep in mind that its short attention span theater around here.

Flying Saucerian 1st August 2024 08:20 AM
More Googling.

According to Superstition, seeing two crows is good luck.

There's also a Meme suggesting two crows is an about to be attempted murder. I don't get it and I have my suspicions, but there it is.


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