How Many Dildos Is Too Many?
 

This would be the group to ask...

Per entry point or total? Receiving or giving? Lions or tigers or bears?

Need answer fast?

I don't recall where I read it, but the Texas legislature either passed or introduced a bill (I don't recall if it became law) outlawing owning more than 6 sex toys, so in Texas, at least, the answer would be 7.

If they won't all fit on the top rack of your dishwasher for cleaning, that is too many.

You're forgetting the bottom rack. If you're into that sort of thing.

77,302,580.

You dirty dirty old men! ;)

Hey now, some of us are dirty dirty old women :rigs:

:thumbs:

Who else wants to see a rat holding a tiny dildo?

*stands firm for the pummeling*

Don't be silly, I couldn't pummel you with a tiny dildo. The worst I could do is poke you disturbingly in the ankle.

You little tease, you.

Is the answer 42?

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Eek!

:: shields eyes ::

I didn't know it was going to be that kind of party.

It's about to get worse.

*pulls down other sock*

Is it the crusty one?

If it was, I wouldn't be able to pull it down.

IMHO you can't be too rich,too thin,or have too many dildos,and Mr. Wolf dildos are a bottom rack item (unless they're glass).

Dude. They're called Odor Eaters 🫢

I stuck cedar shaving in my shoes, what more do you want?

Llol, thanks for the chuckle

Wouldn't a better question be "How many dildoes is too few?"