Oops. Oh dear. Ah well.
 

Sigh. Ok. I did it again.
Be careful out there!

Clean up on aisle 4

Oh, man! I hate when you knock over the bong. All over the flooping couch too!

Have you been playing with people's hearts and getting caught in the game again?

What? Super-glued your hand to your face again?

I just hate when that happens.

"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

Generally doesn't work out well. Don't do that.

If this has anything to do with why you had to change your skivvies, I'm not on the need to know list.

Someone, who thought they were funny, printed stickers

"Not for rectal use"

...and stuck them all over the vegetables, sausages, peanuts and god knows what else in the super market - and I had a giggle-fit. I think it became a meme somewhere,

I think I am OK now. Thank you for your concerns.

Somebody probably learned that the hard way.

If it's too soft, it won't go in.

My cousin, who works in the emergency department of a large hospital, assures me that not only do they have repeat customers with ever more creative predicaments, but they also ask for the ambulance crew with that studly young orderly too.

So, raw cucumbers and carrots, but it won't work for pickled ones, or hotdogs, because they're not very stiff, either. Ehh, I'll give 'em a miss...

Some of the repeat customers keep coming back.

I'll refrain from commenting...

Try applying a little Miracle Whip.

Satan's sperm? Wouldn't rotted fish from the back of the 'fridge be cheaper?

Of course there's a reddit thread just for this. Sigh.

https://www.reddit.com/r/RectalStickers/

I'd rule 34 it,but I is scared!:jaw:

Wise choice, glasshoppah.