Yay! It’s quiz time!
 

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If someone gets the right answer, how will you know?

The correct answer is… option 7. Because…

7 possible answers. 7 is prime. There are 5 letters in prime. There are also 5 letters in seven. So the answer has to be greater than 5 and prime. Therefore 7 is the only possibility answer.

Come on kids,my Magic Eight Ball says the answer is wombat!:wombat:The answer is ALWAYS wombat!:wombat:

Amazing! :astonished:

You bought that eight ball at Wombatmart, didn't you?

Well this is the beauty of this quiz - everybody wins!

Its almost magic really.

So - did you make a choice yet? You really should.

It is very important in the grand scheme of things, these are things that are very important but that you, as a mere citizen, should not worry about.

The powers that be want to know: When you stopped throwing the spam at the wall in your old kitchen, you know, the one where the gas stove helped you hide your farts behind burnt onions, did you let your cooking disasters linger like a sun dried doggy shit just like the founding fathers intended?

Confused? Please see " On new Grounds" by the prophet ScissorJack."
Chapter 8. When dogs bark and shake their tail.

ISBN: 89q97478q0OH89whoopsiedaisy

Oh, I did. After careful thought and upon further reflection, I reached back over my shoulder and scratched that itchy spot. Then I leaned back in my easy chair and sighed in uttermost satisfaction.

Well MY Magic Eight Ball says "D'oh!"

Where else would I shop?:wombat:

Mine always says "Duh, whut?" I must have bought mine from the same place Bosda got his...

Yeah, yeah, Bosda Clause and all that... [/nonny]

My Magic Eight Ball says Eight.

My Magic Nine Ball says Nine.

My Magic Three Ball says Three.

It just works out like that.

You are all looking like potential winners!
I just want to congratulate you on that.

"And your prize is... A Lifetime supply of Rice-A-Phony!"

ETA, waaaay too late: It's the "Phaux-Phrancisco treat!"

The mega prize is about to be delivered.
It will no doubt surprise some people.
Stay tuned!
(Hint: There may be bananas)

Is it....a bunch of bananas?

It's a duck witch. The 'duck' voters have a point:

Close! But no.

It is an altogether very silly thing.
You might say its a silly place. And you might not.