How to save the Giraffe Boards in 3 easy steps
 

-Ditch Giraffe
-Put a combination of Badtz Maru, Misanthropic Contrarian and one other person (don't know who) in charge
-lose the super spooky giraffe picture. It makes it hard to sleep at night, knowing that picture's there

you're welcome

Oh goody, we're saved.

Hallelujah.

Shoulda gone in the Pit. This is a very controversial subject, after all.

We're saving ourselves for marriage.

I'll save you, Giraffeboards! I saved Wendy from the pirates, and I saved the snarkpit from...something, and I can save you, too!

What have you done to foster community today?

Screw that. He should just pay you fifty bucks, and thus foster Grants. :cool:

Ban any of the current SDMB admins from joining - EVER.

Oh hell no! Can you imagine the fun we'd have if tuba or dex or tom showed their face over here?

Pfft. The answer is this:

1. Furry porn
2. Profit!

There is no question. And we totally already win, so... fuck yer. :science:

Nah. But Ed showing up could be entertaining in a "watching someone be flogged in the village square" kind of way.

It's too late. They've become institutionalized.

Why is everyone always talking about selling the board to Buff?

As for the other stuff.... we rulez!

We've already got the DTP. We don't need no stinkin' savin'.

It always comes down to furry porn, doesn't it?

For some people.

I know, right? I'm all broke and shit. Maybe we could have an old-fashioned dance-off for it instead.

posted elsewhere.

I second the motion.

The motion of the ocean. *turns on party music*

How to save the Giraffe Boards in 3 easy steps
 

1. Remove the 'How to save the SDMB in three easy steps' thread.
2. Remove the 'How to save dumbo in three easy steps' thread.
3. Remove the 'How to save the snackpit in three easy steps' thread.

*does the Electric Boogaloo with Salambo*

Shake it baby.

Scissors, paper, rock would take less energy.

If by "ocean" you mean "waterbed", I'm right with ya! :science:

Ooooh, waterbed dance competition, fuck yeah!

Keyword bolded. woo HOOO!

4. Sticky the 'How to save the Giraffe Boards in 3 easy steps' thread.

My Dad's got a barn we can use - maybe we could put on a show!

80's movie montage!!!

Well, here's the tack we're taking:

1. Call attention to ourselves on Something Awful
2. Get overwhelmed with goons.
3. Collapse in failure.

So far, it's going great!

I am going to kick you in the nads.

:: whooooosh and falls on back ::

Damn you for being so tall!

Ah, well, if nothing else it'll give Rebo something to do in GBB....and the Pit may liven up! That would be cool.

Footloose! Carn! Cut loose! Farg! Kick off yiz Sunday shoes, yiz carn! Ah havenae goat shoes, but. Giz fifty cents fa ma wee brogues or I'll boak on yiz.

Hey, the move would have been great if you'd been doing one of those leapy, twirly ice dance routines. And been on ice. And landed feet-first. But great gung-ho spirit there!

It's what we've always said about the 'Raffe: guy has balls with altitude.

*punches Giraffe in the neck*

For what it's worth, we do have 195 "Currently Active Users"... the most I've seen since the retarded spider dropped in.

I read that as being said in a squeaky manchild-voice. :p

So you're the one responsible for S2!

Exactly how tall are you, Ely? :eek:

*blackens Giraffe's... shin*

Now we have a party.

*flashes booms*

I can jump like a jackalope.

With six legs you damn well better.

['Puna bursts in and stands inside the doorway with hands on hips.] Oh, now, what the hell is goin' on in here this time!? What kind of danger are we talkin' about here? Is somebody gonna' take over the Giraffeboards and use the bandwidth to spread neo-conservative lies about Michelle Obama? Jee-zussss keee-righst, we get into a little trouble with the creditors, and alla' sudden people are doin' porn and pilin' on the water bed -- hey, get offa' that water bed with your damn spurs on, ya' knucklehead! Thren, will ya' leash that damn koala, please?! Somebody help bufftabby find her damn clothes b'fore the neighbors call the cops! Now, just simmer down, all of ya'. I got work to do. [Slams the door as he leaves.]

*takes off spurs*

*salutes Anacanapuna*

*gets back on waterbed*

Hey, I saw that!

::Squints::

'Dems aint legs! Dems Booms!

*bounces on the bed and blows raspberries*

:D

raspberries have penisi? :eek:

Raspberries is the name of her dog.

:eek::eek::eek: