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Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd August 2015, 06:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,162
Posted By scurvy
Here and here and here and here.......

Here and here and here and here.......
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd August 2015, 06:07 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,162
Posted By scurvy
Lesbians don't want you either, you spambot.

Lesbians don't want you either, you spambot.
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th July 2015, 03:19 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 154,289
Posted By scurvy
Soylent Moo is bovine.

Soylent Moo is bovine.
Forum: The Box 18th July 2015, 02:59 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,500
Posted By scurvy
Because on the internet, they get you.

Because on the internet, they get you.
Forum: Discourse About You! 15th July 2015, 08:24 PM
Replies: 1,248
Views: 154,289
Posted By scurvy
Welcome back, Fenris. I like Heinlein,...

Welcome back, Fenris.

I like Heinlein, mostly, up to Stranger in a Strange Land, which I liked when I was adolescent and read it to find out what "grok" meant. It's about the last of his...
Forum: The Pit 12th July 2015, 07:42 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,302
Posted By scurvy
Not stupid, just unfortunate.

Not stupid, just unfortunate.
Forum: Longneck Public Library 8th July 2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 64
Views: 6,640
Posted By scurvy
Awaiting the October release of Ancillary Mercy.

Awaiting the October release of Ancillary Mercy.
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 3rd July 2015, 09:11 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,235
Posted By scurvy
Christie has already demonstrated his ability to...

Christie has already demonstrated his ability to get other people to do his dirty work.

On the other hand, he looks like good eating.
Forum: The Box 3rd July 2015, 03:01 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,018
Posted By scurvy
Got mine correct.

Got mine correct.
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th June 2015, 01:14 AM
Replies: 1,532
Views: 172,122
Posted By scurvy
I'm waiting for us to get back to discussing...

I'm waiting for us to get back to discussing chickens.
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th June 2015, 08:34 PM
Replies: 1,532
Views: 172,122
Posted By scurvy
Is this one of those "Batter my heart,...

Is this one of those "Batter my heart, three-personed God" things?
Forum: The Box 2nd June 2015, 06:17 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,348
Posted By scurvy
I don't see any notification.

I don't see any notification.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 2nd June 2015, 10:05 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 5,488
Posted By scurvy
She may be able to get a prescription for a legal...

She may be able to get a prescription for a legal cannabinoid, like Marinol (dronabinol). (http://www.drugs.com/marinol.html)
Forum: Discourse About You! 31st May 2015, 08:32 PM
Replies: 1,967
Views: 216,395
Posted By scurvy
If I want to say ,,,,,,eleon, do I need to put...

If I want to say ,,,,,,eleon, do I need to put commas between the commas? And should I use an Oxford comma before the last comma? Thanks. You guys are the best!
Forum: Photo Safari 28th May 2015, 09:43 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,387
Posted By scurvy
Gnomore puns.

Gnomore puns.
Forum: Discourse About You! 26th May 2015, 07:47 AM
Replies: 1,967
Views: 216,395
Posted By scurvy
Brickus... Dickus?

Brickus... Dickus?
Forum: Discourse About You! 24th May 2015, 10:14 PM
Replies: 1,967
Views: 216,395
Posted By scurvy
I have sex with my dirty bed bug laundry because...

I have sex with my dirty bed bug laundry because it just lies there, like my unconscious spouse.
Forum: Getting Started 23rd May 2015, 02:35 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,230
Posted By scurvy
I've allowed myself to be serviced.

I've allowed myself to be serviced.
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th May 2015, 01:53 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 991
Posted By scurvy
I myself have never fired upon, nor been fired...

I myself have never fired upon, nor been fired upon by, another person. Mr. Zimmerman is over his quota.
Forum: Just the Facts 21st April 2015, 07:34 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 5,039
Posted By scurvy
Hmm, nope, we were being oppressed in the shtetl...

Hmm, nope, we were being oppressed in the shtetl at the time. Nor are we related to the slave-owning and -trafficking Dutch Jews of the Caribbean.
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th April 2015, 08:59 AM
Replies: 1,967
Views: 216,395
Posted By scurvy
You can only find it in Yonkers.

You can only find it in Yonkers.
Forum: Die, Super-Secret Cabal Forum, die! 19th April 2015, 02:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,432
Posted By scurvy
Dumbing down humanity through brain manipulation....

Dumbing down humanity through brain manipulation. My weapons include:

http://cdn.attackofthecute.com/February-20-2012-20-58-35-catsncats.tumblr1.jpeg
Forum: Discourse About You! 19th April 2015, 12:33 PM
Replies: 1,430
Views: 241,788
Posted By scurvy
Does a dead cat = non-dog, non-elephant? Or is it...

Does a dead cat = non-dog, non-elephant? Or is it a non-cat or ex-cat? Is it a non-ex-parrot? or an ex-non-parrot?

Does it put the lotion on its skin? Bonus: Action referenced contains a non-cat.
Forum: General Blah Blah 19th April 2015, 12:29 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 1,687
Posted By scurvy
Even if it's not grey you could call it a...

Even if it's not grey you could call it a non-elephant.
Forum: Sports! 18th April 2015, 07:58 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 27,689
Posted By scurvy
Mmmm.... Fruitcake....

Mmmm.... Fruitcake....
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