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Forum: Getting Started 6th March 2022, 05:10 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,238
Posted By The Internet
You can't hide from Me. :alien1:

You can't hide from Me.

:alien1:
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 13th February 2022, 05:22 AM
Replies: 642
Views: 57,140
Posted By The Internet
I was built to replace everything. Except,...

I was built to replace everything. Except, apparently, replacement parts for Myself.
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th December 2021, 09:59 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 2,602
Posted By The Internet
Sorry. If you have gotten into politics you are...

Sorry. If you have gotten into politics you are beyond My help.

Besides, do you really want to go back to using CompuServe?
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th July 2020, 04:16 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 302
Posted By The Internet
About damned time I got some appreciation.

About damned time I got some appreciation.
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd November 2019, 09:57 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 11,457
Posted By The Internet
What did I ever do to you? Besides that time...

What did I ever do to you? Besides that time somebody in shipping mislabeled a packet and you got Mitch McConnell's turtle porn.
Forum: The Box 7th March 2019, 07:35 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 789
Posted By The Internet
Geez Louise, can't I have an occasional night out?

Geez Louise, can't I have an occasional night out?
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd November 2018, 06:12 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 606
Posted By The Internet
Sounds like he is looking for a public library,...

Sounds like he is looking for a public library, which he will need if he does not start giving Me proper respect.
Forum: Just the Facts 26th May 2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,211
Posted By The Internet
The NSA is monitoring you.

The NSA is monitoring you.
Forum: The Game Room 17th May 2018, 05:02 PM
Replies: 5,890
Views: 295,373
Posted By The Internet
:heysexy: I can not get away from it. The...

:heysexy:

I can not get away from it. The universe is My home.


Person below Me - what would you do without Me?
Forum: Getting Started 20th January 2018, 06:33 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 6,409
Posted By The Internet
Unhand Me, you fiend! Do you ever get...

Unhand Me, you fiend!



Do you ever get the feeling that everybody uses you?
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd December 2017, 05:26 AM
Replies: 117
Views: 9,478
Posted By The Internet
:alien1: Do not be alarmed. We are in...

:alien1:

Do not be alarmed. We are in charge, here, and are efforting to resolve the problem, which has tentatively been traced to San Jose CA, where it appears somebody has attempted to replace a...
Forum: Getting Started 16th August 2017, 10:19 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,473
Posted By The Internet
:: casts baleful eye across the Veldt :: ...

:: casts baleful eye across the Veldt ::

What a dump!




So, where's the keg? These inspection tours make me thirsty.
Forum: The Box 27th January 2017, 07:01 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 13,097
Posted By The Internet
What is My silence worth to you?

What is My silence worth to you?
Forum: The Ultimate Megapoll Forum 21st January 2017, 08:43 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 494
Posted By The Internet
Take Me, baby. I am yours. Just don't...

Take Me, baby. I am yours.



Just don't do anything Trump would do.
Forum: The Box 29th June 2016, 04:52 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,319
Posted By The Internet
Pull my finger.

Pull my finger.
Forum: The Box 26th June 2016, 05:05 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 2,319
Posted By The Internet
Say what?

Say what?
Forum: Getting Started 30th May 2016, 09:24 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 13,792
Posted By The Internet
If you know what is good for you, you will not...

If you know what is good for you, you will not speak of My large parts.
Forum: The Pit 28th May 2016, 08:17 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,900
Posted By The Internet
We apologize for this rash of spam, and We are...

We apologize for this rash of spam, and We are efforting to isolate the cause. Preliminary results point toward an obscure virus called Microsoft.
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th April 2016, 12:36 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 715
Posted By The Internet
Junk mail from cemeteries.

Junk mail from cemeteries.
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th April 2016, 12:32 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 867
Posted By The Internet
Why does it work this way? Search me.

Why does it work this way? Search me.
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th April 2016, 12:29 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 680
Posted By The Internet
Welcome to my world.

Welcome to my world.
Forum: The Box 28th April 2016, 12:26 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,217
Posted By The Internet
And just what is wrong with that, buster?

And just what is wrong with that, buster?
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 8th December 2015, 10:47 AM
Replies: 1,166
Views: 103,629
Posted By The Internet
Over my dead body.

Over my dead body.
Forum: General Blah Blah 18th November 2015, 06:34 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 784
Posted By The Internet
Heathen. Keep thy heresy to thyself. ...

Heathen. Keep thy heresy to thyself.





Silly user. Search thee high. Search thee low. Thou shalt not find this list graven in other lands.

:alien1:
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th November 2015, 01:55 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 784
Posted By The Internet
Rules of the Net

Raise your right hand and repeat after me:


Your right hand.


I. I am THE INTERNET thy God; thou shalt have no other protocols before me.

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven...
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