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Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 10:34 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Wait. Back up. How did my fan base grow? What...

Wait. Back up. How did my fan base grow? What happened? And don't say that absence made the heart grow fonder, because I know for a fact that's bullshit.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 10:12 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
I think you're hallucinating again.

I think you're hallucinating again.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 10:05 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
That time it did. It really, really, truly did.

That time it did. It really, really, truly did.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 09:58 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Ladies. Ladies... ...

Ladies. Ladies...

http://www.catchhimandkeephim.com/?s=59056
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 09:31 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
You're penis got bigger, buff? I'm going to...

You're penis got bigger, buff? I'm going to start getting jealous...
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 09:16 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Awww. And we miss having the audience.

Awww. And we miss having the audience.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 09:11 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Right. Right. I forgot about the squares.

Right. Right. I forgot about the squares.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 09:03 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Eh. I was more into "smacking" than "slugging"...

Eh. I was more into "smacking" than "slugging" anyway.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 08:59 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Oh geez. Where do I begin?

Oh geez. Where do I begin?
Forum: The Drunk Tank 18th May 2010, 08:55 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 3,495
Posted By john ingram
Fuck. I came out of retirement for this?

Fuck. I came out of retirement for this?
Forum: The Drunk Tank 16th April 2010, 08:41 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,119
Posted By john ingram
Strikes and gutters. Strikes and gutters...

Strikes and gutters. Strikes and gutters...
Forum: The Drunk Tank 16th April 2010, 08:25 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 2,119
Posted By john ingram
Birthdays are for suckers. Reasons to drink, are...

Birthdays are for suckers. Reasons to drink, are not.

Cheers.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 11:32 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Right then. I'm off to other realms. Nil...

Right then. I'm off to other realms.

Nil desperandum!
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:55 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Fear not, though. I made the walk all by my...

Fear not, though. I made the walk all by my lonesome.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:53 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
No. The stillness of disgrace is gratitude. ...

No. The stillness of disgrace is gratitude. It's in the teeth of a dog that bites.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:27 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
:confused:

:confused:
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:27 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Oh, right. You're currently usurping my time...

Oh, right. You're currently usurping my time zone, since you refuse to acknowledge Daylight Savings Time.




....


Right?
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:16 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Is it time to cut you off to be the designated...

Is it time to cut you off to be the designated driver? It's almost time for me to consider a walk to the gas station for more beer.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:14 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Eh. Roo always has sand in her Joey pouch. ...

Eh. Roo always has sand in her Joey pouch. What's new?
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 10:04 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
I still maintain that the best Butthole Surfers...

I still maintain that the best Butthole Surfers lyric ever is "He's got the power of an upright in his God damned hands."

Only because I'm a huge sucker for references to commercials. Especially...
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 09:55 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Here's to aiming! I've been here. I just...

Here's to aiming!

I've been here. I just tend to shift in and out of phase with normal reality so I'm only visible at certain points when our waveforms are relatively in sync.

I see this...
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 09:53 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
If you're gonna quote the Surfers, you had best...

If you're gonna quote the Surfers, you had best pick a better song, sir.

Then you can buy me a drink.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 09:51 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Yes. Even if only for that brief moment in time.

Yes. Even if only for that brief moment in time.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 2nd April 2010, 09:24 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 9,247
Posted By john ingram
Nobody puts Khampelf in a closet. You know. ...

Nobody puts Khampelf in a closet.

You know. Unless of course Khampelf is in the closet voluntarily. In which case I would only gently persuade him out with promises that we would still love him,...
Forum: The Drunk Tank 24th January 2010, 10:47 PM
Replies: 199
Views: 14,437
Posted By john ingram
Eh. I can't attain maximum feasing that way.

Eh. I can't attain maximum feasing that way.
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