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Forum: General Blah Blah 9th August 2023, 02:56 PM
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Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
I predict Solfy is going to die at the ripe old...

I predict Solfy is going to die at the ripe old age of 120 while juggling a forklift, a vat of hydrofluoric acid, and a loom.
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th August 2023, 04:27 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 436
Posted By sturmhauke
Someone told you "break a leg" and you got very...

Someone told you "break a leg" and you got very confused.

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Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd August 2023, 01:14 PM
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Posted By sturmhauke
I laid my dad's ashes to rest at the cemetery in...

I laid my dad's ashes to rest at the cemetery in a nice shady spot. The memorial was a couple days later. Went well I think. My wife put together a digital slideshow of some photos we found, I wrote...
Forum: General Blah Blah 29th July 2023, 01:03 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 999
Posted By sturmhauke
That place is more like Ministry of Truth Social,...

That place is more like Ministry of Truth Social, or perhaps MiniTruSoc.

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Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd July 2023, 11:02 AM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
If everyone could stop having multiple crises...

If everyone could stop having multiple crises please, that'd be great.

I'm doing ok, considering. We have a spot picked out at the cemetery for my dad, near some other relatives. We're also doing...
Forum: Crime and Punishment 18th July 2023, 11:23 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 3,167
Posted By sturmhauke
True, but Parker also used multiple Venus flybys...

True, but Parker also used multiple Venus flybys to slow down enough to get to its target solar orbit. No rocket currently exists that could do it in one go.
Forum: Crime and Punishment 11th July 2023, 01:51 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,174
Posted By sturmhauke
https://i.imgur.com/aWxtlff.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/aWxtlff.jpeg
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th July 2023, 12:37 AM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
So today was a day. Sturmfrau and I dropped...

So today was a day. Sturmfrau and I dropped Sturmlass off at her friend's house while we went and handled some shit for my dad. She said she didn't want to see where he died, and I can't say as I...
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th July 2023, 11:45 AM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Yeah, he was definitely a character, heh. Talking...

Yeah, he was definitely a character, heh. Talking about his life helps me deal with his death, I think.
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th July 2023, 05:12 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
I'm sorry your son still won't talk to you,...

I'm sorry your son still won't talk to you, Ducky. Must be painful.

I never hated my dad. He could be a pain in the ass and hard to relate to, and he wasn't always there when I was a kid. But I...
Forum: General Blah Blah 5th July 2023, 09:32 PM
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Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Hello peeps. Yes, tank dog is tanky, lol. His...

Hello peeps. Yes, tank dog is tanky, lol. His previous owners actually named him Tank, but we thought that was dumb.

The fam is doing ok. But I just found out my dad died. I don't know how I feel...
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th July 2023, 02:54 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Happy 4th! I'm not feeling super patriotic...

Happy 4th! I'm not feeling super patriotic lately, with all the Trump-related bullshit. But in happier news, I now have a doggo, named Kona. We got him last year; this will be his first 4th with us,...
Forum: Just the Facts 30th June 2023, 02:44 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,063
Posted By sturmhauke
I know right? When we first got the girl, she...

I know right? When we first got the girl, she didn't know how to talk and was generally a bit behind in a lot of ways. Now she'll talk your ear off, she's doing well in school, and she's a pretty...
Forum: Just the Facts 29th June 2023, 01:02 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,063
Posted By sturmhauke
They're less small now. Sturmlad is starting high...

They're less small now. Sturmlad is starting high school in the fall, and Sturmlass will be in 4th grade. They keep growing and learning stuff!
Forum: General Blah Blah 29th June 2023, 12:27 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
I have some pickles in the fridge, is that enough...

I have some pickles in the fridge, is that enough to play pickleball?
Forum: Just the Facts 29th June 2023, 12:26 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 3,063
Posted By sturmhauke
:heysexy:

:heysexy:
Forum: General Blah Blah 31st December 2021, 11:04 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Happy New Year, bitches! :toot:

Happy New Year, bitches! :toot:
Forum: General Blah Blah 16th December 2021, 06:09 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
:driveby: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :flip: :D...

:driveby: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! :flip: :D :flip: :driveby:
Forum: The Game Room 18th August 2021, 05:55 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,646
Posted By sturmhauke
No, I was more into Pitfall and Donkey Kong. I...

No, I was more into Pitfall and Donkey Kong. I also spent a lot of quarters at the arcades. I don't know if I was necessarily good, but I played them anyway.

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Forum: The Game Room 18th August 2021, 04:45 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 5,646
Posted By sturmhauke
I've probably played more video games than...

I've probably played more video games than everyone else in this thread combined. I'll probably die with a controller in hand.

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Forum: The Box 18th August 2021, 04:42 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,207
Posted By sturmhauke
I don't like Newsom that much, but at least he's...

I don't like Newsom that much, but at least he's not a fucking nutjob. Recalls are bullshit. We got lucky last time that Arnie turned out to be reasonable, even if I didn't agree with him on a lot of...
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th July 2021, 10:22 AM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Having sick pets sucks. They don't understand...

Having sick pets sucks. They don't understand what's happening, they just know they feel like ass. Tell him he's the goodest boy for me.

Good to hear you're feeling better, Smarty. I've had the...
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th July 2021, 08:45 AM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
We're gonna go ride roller coasters. Should be...

We're gonna go ride roller coasters. Should be fun. Whee!

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Forum: General Blah Blah 20th July 2021, 06:21 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
I've been gone for longer stretches than that. I...

I've been gone for longer stretches than that. I wouldn't worry too much.

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Forum: General Blah Blah 19th July 2021, 03:36 PM
Replies: 59,737
Views: 3,901,505
Posted By sturmhauke
Y'all over here transplanting whole trees, I...

Y'all over here transplanting whole trees, I thought I was cool transplanting a couple of herbs.

So I put together some planter boxes last summer, partly to have something to do that didn't...
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