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Forum: The Box 17th September 2021, 08:30 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,430
Posted By The Second Sock
When I was a strapping young man, I could make...

When I was a strapping young man, I could make one burp last almost a minute. Those were the days.
Forum: The Box 17th September 2021, 09:21 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 533
Posted By The Second Sock
I haven't seen Peesker in The Box in quite a...

I haven't seen Peesker in The Box in quite a while. Is he okay? Did he get seduced by a slacker millennial? Is he roaming the board more broadly? Is he the latest victim of the garbage ape? Is he...
Forum: The Box 17th September 2021, 09:19 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 202
Posted By The Second Sock
Tomorrow is Sept. 18, which I understand from my...

Tomorrow is Sept. 18, which I understand from my good buddy the meth-head pilllow fellow, is the latest Trump reinstatement day. So all Americans who miss having a Adderall snorting psychopathic...
Forum: The Box 17th September 2021, 09:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,430
Posted By The Second Sock
You just know that there is a God, because he...

You just know that there is a God, because he raptures so many holy anti-vaxxers with this Covid thingy, but so many fewer "libs."

670,000 U.S. Covid raptures. God loves us so deeply that he sent...
Forum: The Box 16th September 2021, 10:37 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
For some of us, the Universe and Time itself...

For some of us, the Universe and Time itself started with The Big Belch.
Forum: The Box 14th September 2021, 11:37 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Sonora Pass to NV and next day back over Ebetts...

Sonora Pass to NV and next day back over Ebetts Pass to the Bay. Lovely vacation.
Forum: The Box 12th September 2021, 10:22 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Fattest coyotes too! They order from the Omaha...

Fattest coyotes too! They order from the Omaha Steaks catalog. ACME too.

How high am I going to get? Almost 10,000 feet. I may have a tufa nish sandwich.
Forum: The Box 12th September 2021, 08:42 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
I am off to the high Sierra for a few days....

I am off to the high Sierra for a few days. Perhaps I will visit lovely Tuolumne Meadows and gaze at magnificent peaks and shrubs. Or while away some time at Happy Isles.

In the meantime, I...
Forum: The Box 6th September 2021, 02:51 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 442
Posted By The Second Sock
Black widow spider bite prevents Covid death

Any sane liberal doctor would discourage thoughtful patients from this Covid method of treatment and prevention:

https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4069550

If you know anyone really sick...
Forum: The Box 6th September 2021, 02:40 PM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,668
Posted By The Second Sock
So you want a happy ending?

So you want a happy ending?
Forum: The Box 5th September 2021, 08:23 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Walmart?

Walmart?
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 11:20 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
I'm gonna steal that one. I'm old enough to...

I'm gonna steal that one. I'm old enough to remember what paper mills smell like.
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 08:40 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
mole men

mole men
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 05:09 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 348
Posted By The Second Sock
Dear Incompetent Magats. We're just not that into you.

You don't want black people voting. You don't want anyone who can empathize appointed to the bench. You don't want poor women to be able to get an abortion. You don't think that mass school shootings...
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 04:32 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Perv? Why, thank you for noticing. Now, I'm off...

Perv? Why, thank you for noticing. Now, I'm off to Pornhub. See ya all in six months. Although dildos aren't my thing, I can probably just search for blondes who talk too much.
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 01:44 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Are you people sexually gratifying yourselves...

Are you people sexually gratifying yourselves and/or others with this bone and/or silicone dildo? If so, how?
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 10:13 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
to half-wit:

to half-wit:
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 09:34 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
So, what do you do with it? Send pics of it to...

So, what do you do with it? Send pics of it to people on your iphone? Use it as a dildo? Shove it down your pants before going out on the town? Can you take it on a date? What are its pronouns?
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 08:48 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Are you a man or a woman? Is that still a...

Are you a man or a woman? Is that still a question that can be asked in polite society?
Forum: The Box 4th September 2021, 08:18 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Bullshit.

Bullshit.
Forum: The Box 3rd September 2021, 09:44 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
I'm quite sentimental.

I'm quite sentimental.
Forum: The Box 3rd September 2021, 09:27 AM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
If it's not in Roget's, then it is Roget. Inside...

If it's not in Roget's, then it is Roget. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
Forum: The Box 2nd September 2021, 08:49 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Those are my principles, and if you don't like...

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
Forum: The Box 2nd September 2021, 07:43 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,278
Posted By The Second Sock
Martin Luther King, Jr., reminded us that “the...

Martin Luther King, Jr., reminded us that “the arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice.”
Forum: The Box 2nd September 2021, 08:08 AM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,668
Posted By The Second Sock
Comes out loose.

Comes out loose.
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