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Forum: General Blah Blah Yesterday, 02:34 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 50
Posted By Sputnik
I think he’s talking about the trumpanzee. First...

I think he’s talking about the trumpanzee. First he tries eating the button, then pressing it.
Forum: General Blah Blah Yesterday, 11:57 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 66
Posted By Sputnik
Hope it wasn’t a black cat. If it was, you’re...

Hope it wasn’t a black cat. If it was, you’re doomed.
Forum: Discourse About You! 8th May 2025, 04:32 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
That’s one of the problems with the derp. The...

That’s one of the problems with the derp. The mods are so worried about a thread being derailed, when in fact it needs euthanized, that they bother warning people for saying what many are thinking.
...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 8th May 2025, 05:28 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Sputnik
McDorkus now claims his tariff deals are about to...

McDorkus now claims his tariff deals are about to pay off with the UK. Anyone want to bet the UK comes out it top?
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th May 2025, 01:07 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 53
Posted By Sputnik
Ya know where they got the money to pay for that...

Ya know where they got the money to pay for that big ass casino building dontcha?
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th May 2025, 05:24 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
Skald tries real hard to slip one by the masses...

Skald tries real hard to slip one by the masses only to fail once again. Expecto got a warning as did Helena, but I’m quite sure both felt it was well worth it. Good read.
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th May 2025, 11:36 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 186
Posted By Sputnik
Ah, I remember Jack. He had two boys, David and...

Ah, I remember Jack. He had two boys, David and Ricky and a wife named Lucy. Great show.
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 7th May 2025, 09:35 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Sputnik
That’s why I didn’t post a picture of him. I’ll...

That’s why I didn’t post a picture of him. I’ll add that in the picture I was referencing, in profile, his neck flab continued in a straight line from his chin to his sternum. He’s not at all...
Forum: Discourse About You! 7th May 2025, 08:07 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
Banquet bear, aka banquet bore is a perpetual...

Banquet bear, aka banquet bore is a perpetual whiner. He complains about everything he doesn’t like, as if anyone really gave a shit. At least he used to. I don’t read his posts anymore as time...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 6th May 2025, 05:47 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 475
Posted By Sputnik
I have a bipap machine (a bi-directional cpap). ...

I have a bipap machine (a bi-directional cpap). The thing I love most, especially during cold months, is being able to sleep completely under the blanket. Once it’s over my head, it doesn’t matter...
Forum: Discourse About You! 6th May 2025, 01:00 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
Where IS Fenris?[/QUOTE] He retired to a...

Where IS Fenris?[/QUOTE]

He retired to a South Pacific island and spends his days drinking exotic beverages. That’s all we know.
Forum: Discourse About You! 6th May 2025, 04:57 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
He and Barbie are in one of the closed forums...

He and Barbie are in one of the closed forums making out.
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 6th May 2025, 02:07 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Sputnik
There was a picture of the trumpanzee on a news...

There was a picture of the trumpanzee on a news station, a profile, with his turkey neck in full view. Huge turkey neck that looked like a giant scrotum. I didn’t copy and paste because I know...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 4th May 2025, 08:00 PM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Sputnik
Trumpy orders the reopening of Alcatraz. For...

Trumpy orders the reopening of Alcatraz. For violent offenders. This will be good, stay tuned.
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th May 2025, 09:54 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
Ratty killed the thread…Ratty killed the thread

Ratty killed the thread…Ratty killed the thread
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd May 2025, 11:34 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 256
Posted By Sputnik
The correct answer is… option 7. Because… 7...

The correct answer is… option 7. Because…

7 possible answers. 7 is prime. There are 5 letters in prime. There are also 5 letters in seven. So the answer has to be greater than 5 and prime. ...
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd May 2025, 06:41 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Sputnik
I’ve gotten two now for delinquent student loans....

I’ve gotten two now for delinquent student loans. I have no student loans let alone delinquent ones.
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd May 2025, 12:57 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Sputnik
Not intended for use on facebasket or other...

Not intended for use on facebasket or other interweb hangouts.

WD40 actually cleans grease and sticky crap off other stuff, just try a small spot first to see if it works on your paint. I did...
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd May 2025, 07:47 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Sputnik
Here’s a little tip that might work. Try WD40. ...

Here’s a little tip that might work. Try WD40. Try it in a little remote area first. I have a gas stove that’s very messy. The only way I’ve found to clean the vent above it is with WD40. Easily...
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd May 2025, 07:42 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 92
Posted By Sputnik
I thought that was what they made those portable...

I thought that was what they made those portable little air horns for. Seems to work every time. They clear the aisle so well that they have to help granny climb down from the top shelf.
Forum: General Blah Blah 1st May 2025, 06:57 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 352
Posted By Sputnik
One handed scrotum poll climber.

One handed scrotum poll climber.
Forum: General Blah Blah 1st May 2025, 04:25 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 352
Posted By Sputnik
Gassious Hippo wrangler

Gassious Hippo wrangler
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 1st May 2025, 11:26 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Sputnik
Seconded. There is a list of words we shouldn’t...

Seconded. There is a list of words we shouldn’t even have to list that just don’t fit in here. You found one so Please stop using it. Just call him shady JD and we’ll all know who you’re talking...
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th April 2025, 12:34 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
Almost everyone in Denver is in the mile high...

Almost everyone in Denver is in the mile high club. Almost everyone in El Centro is a submariner.
Forum: Discourse About You! 29th April 2025, 10:28 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Sputnik
I like marshmallows. Especially in a cup of hot...

I like marshmallows. Especially in a cup of hot cacao while watching Okra Winfree.
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