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Forum: Discourse About You! 28th April 2025, 03:02 PM
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Posted By ASL
Yes. All the toxins in his blood bind readily...

Yes. All the toxins in his blood bind readily with the oxygen causing his humors to get out of whack.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th April 2025, 03:34 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
In the interest of moving on, Velocipede finally...

In the interest of moving on, Velocipede finally gets something right:



Why, yes. Yes that is a dumb question. Well, maybe not for a five year old…

:linky:...
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th April 2025, 06:44 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
I have no idea why people are responding to Beck...

I have no idea why people are responding to Beck on this point. It’s clear enough what she’s trying to do. So far, she’s succeeding, and now even I have been made complicit.
Forum: Discourse About You! 26th April 2025, 11:19 AM
Replies: 540
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Posted By ASL
You’d think someone who is sufficiently into...

You’d think someone who is sufficiently into chemistry and physics as to want their very own periodic table of elements for display would realize many of the elements at the higher end will be either...
Forum: Discourse About You! 21st April 2025, 05:16 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Don’t you mean "hey"?

Don’t you mean "hey"?
Forum: Discourse About You! 18th April 2025, 03:59 AM
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Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Also intruding on her victim's space by...

Also intruding on her victim's space by ruthlessly sitting in her own car, minding her own damn business, eating lunch, and having the gall to keep on sitting there eating lunch after being rightly...
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th April 2025, 04:01 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Anyway… Velocipede would like to remind you all...

Anyway… Velocipede would like to remind you all that he really is a sociopath.
:linky: (https://boards.straightdope.com/t/easy-answers-for-fictional-dilemmas/1017080/5?u=asl_v2.0)
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th April 2025, 05:32 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
But didn’t Stewart Rhodes also go to Yale? Me,...

But didn’t Stewart Rhodes also go to Yale? Me, I’m a Ted K kid. Go blue!
Forum: Discourse About You! 11th April 2025, 08:59 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
In addition to trolling behavior being noted 10...

In addition to trolling behavior being noted 10 months ago, I kinda feel like such a high thread to post ratio (with I suspect the bulk of the posts in a thread they started) screams sock.
Forum: Discourse About You! 8th April 2025, 03:23 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
If children can figure out how to whore out their...

If children can figure out how to whore out their parents, I'm all for it.[/QUOTE]

Ain’t that what The Parent Trap is about?
Forum: Discourse About You! 8th April 2025, 01:52 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
DrDeth: stanning for child sex trafficking...

DrDeth: stanning for child sex trafficking (https://boards.straightdope.com/t/strange-titanic-question/1016699/83?u=asl_v2.0).
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th April 2025, 05:54 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
I mean, I don’t actually think he’s a troll, but...

I mean, I don’t actually think he’s a troll, but in line with my half-baked ironic conspiracy theory that anyone who joined after me must be a troll…
...
Forum: Discourse About You! 4th April 2025, 07:02 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
The posted a question about the board, one that...

The posted a question about the board, one that no genuine new poster would even think, much less care, to ask, "How do people get badges to show on their profile?", in ATMB (the correct place for...
Forum: Discourse About You! 3rd April 2025, 04:42 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Thank you for letting me feel smart. Got it in...

Thank you for letting me feel smart. Got it in one.


Nah. She’d at least have qualms about it methinks.
Forum: Discourse About You! 1st April 2025, 05:13 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
This is too hilarious. First, there’s Domo-kun...

This is too hilarious. First, there’s Domo-kun (Saint_Cad) on the cross:

:linky: (https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-were-you-thinking/991532/4462?u=asl_v2.0)

And now I see he’s actually...
Forum: Discourse About You! 31st March 2025, 03:27 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
https://y.yarn.co/85ce1ef5-9590-4858-b2fb-1bb2670f...

https://y.yarn.co/85ce1ef5-9590-4858-b2fb-1bb2670ff248_text.gif
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th March 2025, 02:19 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
If only you could figure out the quote function,...

If only you could figure out the quote function, that might actually take me down a peg or two…

/Legend
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th March 2025, 11:23 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
I've been noticing their posts a lot, lately,...

I've been noticing their posts a lot, lately, because of their stand-out avvie, but I've never seen any idiocy that got them on my list. I just checked and nope. Not on the list.

How do we know...
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th March 2025, 10:03 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Any new poster who seems to know the rules but...

Any new poster who seems to know the rules but trolls immediately is a sock. Any new poster who seems to know the rules and becomes a mod… is a well-disciplined sock.
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th March 2025, 03:19 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
I mean, sure, but he got there after I did. So...

I mean, sure, but he got there after I did. So how can we really be sure he’s not just another sock from the 2020 COVID/Election-cycle?
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th March 2025, 05:23 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Snarkily we dance.

Snarkily we dance.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th March 2025, 04:15 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Sorth, obviously. Easier to pronounce than the...

Sorth, obviously. Easier to pronounce than the next logical alternative, Nouth.
Forum: Discourse About You! 16th March 2025, 06:38 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Either is correct. Don't be that person. St....

Either is correct. Don't be that person. St. Paddy is more correct, but it is the same with pronouncing Celtic with a leading K or S sound. Both are correct but Kel-tik is more correct.[/QUOTE]
...
Forum: Discourse About You! 15th March 2025, 06:23 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Evidently not. Because, apparently, being a...

Evidently not. Because, apparently, being a victim transfers your rapist’s guilt onto you. See, it’s actually the rapists who are innocent according to his conception.
Forum: Discourse About You! 14th March 2025, 08:26 PM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By ASL
Hey (hey!), we were so snarking. We were talking...

Hey (hey!), we were so snarking. We were talking about the theological underpinnings of:





Spoilered because it’s just so fucking gross (kanicbird's infamous line about the formation of a...
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