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Forum: The Box 24th May 2020, 10:52 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 211
Posted By sweetlionofzion
You can also smell his vagine ...

You can also smell his vagine

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We would like you to know that instead of abstaining from...
Forum: The Box 24th May 2020, 10:48 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 211
Posted By sweetlionofzion
You can smell her vagine from wherever you are

Ladies and gentlemen, meet Katie Johnson.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/Barack_Obama%2C_Eugene_Kang%2C_Katie_Johnson_and_Reggie_Love_in_the_Oval_Office.jpg

We're all sure...
Forum: The Box 24th May 2020, 08:11 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Clothahump we are seriously considering dropping...

Clothahump we are seriously considering dropping anyone who is even friends with someone who may have a detonator at the spine using optical or electrical.

From your hospital bed you will be...
Forum: The Box 24th May 2020, 04:53 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
You are diagnosable as a pure narcissist. Did...

You are diagnosable as a pure narcissist. Did writing those posts really actually make you more secure?

How is it that in life all you managed to achieve was threatening someone else with your...
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 09:37 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Nominal, I say this knowingly. You...

Nominal,

I say this knowingly.

You understand this knowingly.

You and I will have an extremely intimate conversation in which I am a federal agent with a sidearm, and you are not.
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 07:17 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Then why are you making one towards yourself?

Then why are you making one towards yourself?
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 04:35 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
You are a threadshitting sock because you don't...

You are a threadshitting sock because you don't feel safe because see above. Your logic circuit has been compromised. If you continue to demonstrate feral behavior and we cannot correct it we will be...
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 04:20 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been? I've...

Pussy cat, pussy cat, where have you been?
I've been to London to visit the Queen (December, 2019; Buckingham Palace).
Pussy cat, pussy cat, what did you there?
I frightened a little mouse under...
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 03:47 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 578
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Stolen Baby Syndrome and Stolen Baby Theory

Stolen Baby Syndrome is what happens when you steal a baby or come into possession of a stolen baby.

Imagine a large gorilla stealing a baby from a competing troupe. Although it could...
Forum: The Box 23rd May 2020, 01:36 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Well, you've stolen a baby, and you are now...

Well, you've stolen a baby, and you are now torturing that baby. If you feel safe, it must be because you are prepared to be skinned alive.

You all need to take into consideration that Stolen Baby...
Forum: The Box 21st May 2020, 06:06 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By sweetlionofzion
:rebo::driveby::violence::hug::rimshot::pure:...

:rebo::driveby::violence::hug::rimshot::pure: :cookiemonster: :palatr::clap::tongue::snowflake::smashy::smack: :lawn: :cat::moneybag::fist::cluck: :whatamireading: :hattip::drugnerd:For the record, I...
Forum: The Box 20th May 2020, 07:27 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Guys, we have Jim on the line and we are in the...

Guys, we have Jim on the line and we are in the clear. Anything you can do to help us get Jim to divulge information about the weapons in his possession would be immensely helpful, and depending on...
Forum: The Box 19th May 2020, 07:19 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,794
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Bone Conductors + AI + Nuclear Weapon

It is my responsibility to inform you that you are officially under investigation, and have been for a long time.

Everything that comes through your bone conducting headset is entrapment: the...
Forum: The Box 17th May 2020, 10:23 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 217
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Radiant Cool

Target The Smartest
Forum: The Box 16th May 2020, 07:39 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 257
Posted By sweetlionofzion
You know, guys, he is pretty fucking good at...

You know, guys, he is pretty fucking good at this. We might be in trouble.
Forum: The Box 15th May 2020, 12:57 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 257
Posted By sweetlionofzion
How to Honor the King

Shots of gin. No chaser.
Forum: The Box 15th May 2020, 12:21 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 243
Posted By sweetlionofzion
I just took a shit in your oatmeal

https://youtu.be/N3OLFtpB6jg
Forum: The Box 15th May 2020, 12:10 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 388
Posted By sweetlionofzion
bocce ball

Your Bocce, my Balls

:giraffe:

:rigs::D:(:haw::p:):blush::ohdear::tongue::yuk:
Forum: The Box 13th May 2020, 12:05 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 169
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Constitutional Convention

I hypothesize that there are two kinds of people.

A. People who want a constitutional convention, but are afraid to do it because of blackmail: they suspect their criminal records will be exposed...
Forum: General Blah Blah 11th May 2020, 06:56 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,129
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Last Will and Testament

In this life - my only life - I found myself in an extremely sad situation.

At some point in the past, evidently a long time ago, before we were very smart, people had the idea to not tell someone...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 9th May 2020, 10:19 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 14,940
Posted By sweetlionofzion
We can't, and my choice of words there was...

We can't, and my choice of words there was admittedly poor.




Could be. I'll admit that it doesn't seem likely to me, as I think we've arrived at a more sophisticated way of thinking in this...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 22nd April 2020, 12:14 PM
Replies: 243
Views: 55,574
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Yes...doing it in public... what the hell are...

Yes...doing it in public... what the hell are they thinking?

Not to mention, ever since the invention of the nuclear weapon, we have not had rights under the 2nd amendment. You cannot overthrow...
Forum: Photo Safari 22nd April 2020, 12:12 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 4,685
Posted By sweetlionofzion
If he drops trou we're in for a serious damage...

If he drops trou we're in for a serious damage report.
...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 22nd April 2020, 11:21 AM
Replies: 243
Views: 55,574
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Yes...doing it in public... what the hell are...

Yes...doing it in public... what the hell are they thinking?

Not to mention, ever since the invention of the nuclear weapon, we have not had rights under the 2nd amendment. You cannot overthrow...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 22nd April 2020, 11:14 AM
Replies: 319
Views: 76,922
Posted By sweetlionofzion
Christians do not read the Bible as literature,...

Christians do not read the Bible as literature, they take it to be the word of God. That is close to the concise definition, as, ie, Hawking would not have been able to actually act out any pertinent...
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