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Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 07:22 PM
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Views: 1,124
Posted By Xen Master
Chef Boyardee's? :D

Chef Boyardee's? :D
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 07:21 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
30 years will solve that problem for you...

30 years will solve that problem for you too.[/QUOTE]
You mean when my familial hypercholesterolemia will kill me if I don't get on medication prompto? Both my dad and my paternal grandfather...
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 05:59 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
Are there actually ANY women attracted to you? I...

Are there actually ANY women attracted to you? I believe you'll have to address that problem before your 'fecundity' becomes an issue.[/QUOTE]
When I'll solve my facial hair and body hair problems...
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 05:59 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
Yeah, that'll work. "I want to get laid, but you...

Yeah, that'll work. "I want to get laid, but you will have to present me your medical records so I can be sure... SURE that you are sterile!"

I'm SURE that will work... You really do not have a...
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 02:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
Prostitutes can also ask for child support, no?...

Prostitutes can also ask for child support, no? And condomless sex with them would be impossible due to the STD risk, no?

And I'm not into bestiality. Sorry.
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 01:30 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
Just wait 30 years and nature will solve that...

Just wait 30 years and nature will solve that problem for you. Bingo, nobody has to get surgery or sue anyone.[/QUOTE]
I'm SIGNIFICANTLY less attracted to non-ovulating women.
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 12:03 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
They never mentioned the frozen sperm issue in...

They never mentioned the frozen sperm issue in their correspondence with me, and frankly, that problem can be easily dealt with by actually requiring proof of reproductive tubing regeneration before...
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 12:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
No shit, Sherlock. They no doubt think you're a...

No shit, Sherlock. They no doubt think you're a fruitcake just like we do.[/QUOTE]
What's a fruitcake?
Forum: The Box 1st August 2021, 12:02 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
You need counseling. Somewhere there may be a...

You need counseling. Somewhere there may be a woman who agrees to surgery in order to have sex with you, but unless you're Bill Gates rich, I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
There are plenty of women who...
Forum: The Box 31st July 2021, 11:14 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
I personally contacted over 100 of their brokers...

I personally contacted over 100 of their brokers by now, but did not get even a single positive response from any of them. :(



Well, the octuplets issue can be handled my limiting the payout to...
Forum: The Box 31st July 2021, 10:25 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
I was actually hoping for some serious answers...

I was actually hoping for some serious answers here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/therapy/comments/ou8tvi/thoughts_on_this/

"So, in the event that my bilateral epididymectomy will EVER fail after...
Forum: The Box 31st July 2021, 06:18 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,544
Posted By Xen Master
But the point of the Normandy invasion was to...

But the point of the Normandy invasion was to liberate Europe from Nazi rule, not to expand the size of the US even further!
Forum: The Box 31st July 2021, 06:16 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 1,426
Posted By Xen Master
Where exactly can I find an insurance company who would be willing to pay all of my child support in the event of a bilateral epididymectomy failure?

Where exactly can I find an insurance company who would be willing to pay all of my child support for me for 18+ years in the event of a bilateral epididymectomy failure? I have literally contacted...
Forum: The Box 27th February 2021, 08:37 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Based on science or personal experience? Either...

Based on science or personal experience? Either way, thanks for deciding that matter for us.

Dishonestly, the things a person is curious about and the things that a person asserts as fact have...
Forum: The Box 26th February 2021, 12:07 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
1) Because its the biological parents genes that...

1) Because its the biological parents genes that are being passed on.
2) Because the resulting wave of orphans would eventually grow up to be sociopaths.[/QUOTE]
1) Yes, and? What's your point?...
Forum: The Box 25th February 2021, 10:29 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
If you want to make overdue child support money...

If you want to make overdue child support money go directly to adult children, we can discuss that.
Forum: The Box 25th February 2021, 10:29 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Because somebody has to pay and they're the ones...

Because somebody has to pay and they're the ones who had the fun.[/QUOTE]
So, why not force the custodial parent to pay for this by themselves, if they can actually afford this?
Forum: The Box 25th February 2021, 08:45 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Yes?

Yes?
Forum: The Box 25th February 2021, 08:44 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Don't get it.

Don't get it.
Forum: The Box 25th February 2021, 08:43 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Just saying. Why exactly force unwilling parents...

Just saying. Why exactly force unwilling parents to pay child support "in the name of the best interests of the children" when we already screw over children in various other ways, whether by not...
Forum: The Box 19th February 2021, 08:06 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 8,487
Posted By Xen Master
May he RIP. :(

May he RIP. :(
Forum: The Box 19th February 2021, 08:05 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Better yet would be NEVER hunting people down for...

Better yet would be NEVER hunting people down for child support for children who were conceived when these people themselves were still minors, but since that's not possible, having parents sterilize...
Forum: The Box 19th February 2021, 08:04 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
The general rule in our society is that parents...

The general rule in our society is that parents get to make medical decisions for their children. Do you think a parent should be permitted to force a child to get sterilized against their own...
Forum: The Box 19th February 2021, 08:02 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
Then just say that. No need to put on heirs. Your...

Then just say that. No need to put on heirs. Your obtuseness is downright zytogezotic.[/QUOTE]
I got the term from Gwern.
Forum: The Box 19th February 2021, 08:01 PM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,095
Posted By Xen Master
I just looked up that case and read it. You...

I just looked up that case and read it. You apparently missed this particular sentence of the dissent (it's the last fucking sentence. how did you fucking miss it? oh, yeah, it's because you're...
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