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Forum: The Penultimate Megapoll Forum 6th May 2025, 07:46 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 239
Posted By Detroit Hoser
I'm just not a fast food burger fan. Popeye's...

I'm just not a fast food burger fan. Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich, on the other hand, is not a burger. It's also not a Reuben, but then nothing but a Reuben is a Reuben. Reuben Kincaid wasn't even...
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th May 2025, 07:42 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Me, too. Sending you love, my friend.

Me, too. Sending you love, my friend.
Forum: The Box 6th May 2025, 06:54 PM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,540
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Maybe switch to Purina Indoor Cat Chow and see if...

Maybe switch to Purina Indoor Cat Chow and see if it reduces the amount of hairballs your mom barfs on the floor.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 6th May 2025, 05:16 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 475
Posted By Detroit Hoser
I have the same problem with light reflecting off...

I have the same problem with light reflecting off the wood under the crack of the door. I rolled up a towel and put it at the bottom of the door. It's all good now.
Forum: Discourse About You! 6th May 2025, 05:10 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Detroit Hoser
One of the last board bigots.[/QUOTE] ...

One of the last board bigots.[/QUOTE]


Speaking of board bigots, I came across Bricker on Reddit recently in one of the law subs (I don't have a great interest in law but I enjoy the dumfux ...
Forum: Discourse About You! 5th May 2025, 04:53 AM
Replies: 540
Views: 24,121
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Wait, is that the guy whose wife is Peppergal (or...

Wait, is that the guy whose wife is Peppergal (or whatever) and we're supposed to know it?
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 5th May 2025, 04:52 AM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Detroit Hoser
It's likely Trump will be there to cut the...

It's likely Trump will be there to cut the opening ribbon which means there's a chance he will violently drown.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 5th May 2025, 04:48 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 475
Posted By Detroit Hoser
I have only one nightlight, a blue canary that's...

I have only one nightlight, a blue canary that's in the outlet by the light switch who watches over me. QueenTonya gave it to me about fifteen years ago and it makes me feel warm and loved every...
Forum: The Box 5th May 2025, 04:41 AM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,540
Posted By Detroit Hoser
You should get a cat.

You should get a cat.
Forum: The Box 4th May 2025, 02:43 PM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,540
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Yup, I found it: A "monthly...

Yup, I found it:




A "monthly gathering" where they shared tapes of themselves doin' the nasty, probably with women who had no idea they were being recorded. Oh wait, it wasn't him, it was a...
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th May 2025, 02:22 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Detroit Hoser
When delivery persons do crap like that (making...

When delivery persons do crap like that (making up a specific time to say nobody was home when they never actually tried to deliver the item) it reminds me of when I worked for the Census...


The...
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th May 2025, 10:08 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Michigan has only one toll, that I know of. To...

Michigan has only one toll, that I know of. To cross the Mackinac. I don’t remember where I read that, Reddit? Probably not ez pass.

I have never been up there, but I can’t fucking wait. It will...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 3rd May 2025, 12:14 PM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Detroit Hoser
You used "gay" as a pejorative. If you can't see...

You used "gay" as a pejorative. If you can't see why that's offensive to people who've done nothing to deserve it then I really don't know what more I can say to you, aside from politely requesting...
Forum: The Box 3rd May 2025, 12:10 PM
Replies: 895
Views: 146,540
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Wasn't he doing porn at the end of his life?

Wasn't he doing porn at the end of his life?
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd May 2025, 07:20 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 461
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Someone reported you for something that's against...

Someone reported you for something that's against the TOS, probably somebody that didn't care for an opinion you shared. It doesn't have to be true to grab a suspension -- there aren't enough humans...
Forum: The Game Room 2nd May 2025, 07:17 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,109
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Ruth Buzzi has died at age 88. I was just...

Ruth Buzzi has died at age 88. I was just thinking about her the other day, too. :(
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 2nd May 2025, 07:15 PM
Replies: 607
Views: 27,075
Posted By Detroit Hoser
"I didn't mean disrespect toward gay people, I...

"I didn't mean disrespect toward gay people, I was disrespecting J.D. Vance by calling him a gay person. See the difference?"
Forum: The Box 2nd May 2025, 07:11 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 6,593
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Oh, and Clothy? Shove the sixth up your ass, you...

Oh, and Clothy? Shove the sixth up your ass, you racist fuck.
Forum: The Game Room 24th April 2025, 04:38 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 5,109
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Former Bears HoFer Steve McDaniel...

Former Bears HoFer Steve McDaniel (https://www.tmz.com/2025/04/23/chicago-bears-steve-mcmichael-dead/) has died of ALS at age 67. That would have been 33 points for me if my list hadn't been...
Forum: General Blah Blah 19th March 2025, 07:43 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,048
Posted By Detroit Hoser
I'm so sorry, Wring. We live in a shitty world...

I'm so sorry, Wring. We live in a shitty world full of shitty people who eclipse the ones we need more of, like you.
Forum: Getting Started 17th March 2025, 06:19 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,706
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Probably safer that way.

Probably safer that way.
Forum: Getting Started 17th March 2025, 04:29 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 2,706
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Damn, I was hoping this would be part of the mega...

Damn, I was hoping this would be part of the mega poll. :sciencefail:
Forum: Just the Facts 17th March 2025, 04:25 PM
Replies: 1,931
Views: 215,783
Posted By Detroit Hoser
Hi you guys. I haven't read the thread; ain't...

Hi you guys. I haven't read the thread; ain't nobody got time for that right now. But I'm taking a CPL course on April 1st, both Edna and I. Shit's getting weird here in rural Michigan. I've been...
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th March 2025, 04:19 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,415
Posted By Detroit Hoser
I believe my marriage will be made null by the...

I believe my marriage will be made null by the Federal government by the end of the year. Our tenth anniversary will happen on July 10th, if it remains legal that long. I cannot explain in words, not...
Forum: General Blah Blah 3rd March 2025, 06:54 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 1,415
Posted By Detroit Hoser
It would be a lot more convenient for you if you...

It would be a lot more convenient for you if you could camp there overnight -- for the staff as well, I'd assume. If this hospital is like every other hospital in the country they're severely...
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