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Forum: Photo Safari 1st November 2009, 07:07 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,686
Posted By Obvious Defects
<RS> Thank you very much, and may God Bless....

<RS> Thank you very much, and may God Bless. <RS>
Forum: Raffoween! 1st November 2009, 02:35 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,342
Posted By Obvious Defects
You've cut me to the quick! Actually, I think...

You've cut me to the quick! Actually, I think you've cut quite a chunk out of my quick, too.
Forum: Raffoween! 1st November 2009, 02:21 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 5,342
Posted By Obvious Defects
In this post, I've crafted a Random clue*, that...

In this post, I've crafted a Random clue*, that if studied with care and Precision will reveal my true identity.







*hint: It's not in my location field.
Forum: Raffoween! 1st November 2009, 02:17 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 23,277
Posted By Obvious Defects
Since the weekend's pretty much over, I'll be...

Since the weekend's pretty much over, I'll be exposing myself in the spoiled socks thread. ;)

Plus, I'm not really prolific enough to raise a notice, so no one's been trying to guess me. Still,...
Forum: Raffoween! 1st November 2009, 12:10 PM
Replies: 65
Views: 23,277
Posted By Obvious Defects
Anyone with half a brain could figure out who I...

Anyone with half a brain could figure out who I am. Those with whole brains may take a little longer. People with holes for brains, well, we all think you're really special.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 09:00 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,392
Posted By Obvious Defects
Nope. I've upgraded to the 55 gallon model. And...

Nope. I've upgraded to the 55 gallon model. And what's burning is your pants.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 08:43 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,392
Posted By Obvious Defects
Thanks, that might just work. Next...

Thanks, that might just work.


Next question: What's the best way to prepare koala soup over a trashcan fire?

eta: Or Prime Minister soup.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 08:31 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,392
Posted By Obvious Defects
That's really more of an admission disguised as a...

That's really more of an admission disguised as a statement.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 08:29 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,392
Posted By Obvious Defects
No. Their breath smells like zombie brains.

No. Their breath smells like zombie brains.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 08:09 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 6,392
Posted By Obvious Defects
Because his pants are on fire. ...

Because his pants are on fire.




What's the best way to clean a tuxedo without taking it off?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 08:06 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 47,263
Posted By Obvious Defects
I hope it tastes better than zombie brains. ...

I hope it tastes better than zombie brains. Those taste like dirty feet.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 07:39 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 47,263
Posted By Obvious Defects
(tips hat) Pleased to meet you, my dear. Do you...

(tips hat) Pleased to meet you, my dear. Do you have any quarters?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 07:11 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 47,263
Posted By Obvious Defects
I'm a hobo in a tuxedo, ya stupid dead horse! ...

I'm a hobo in a tuxedo, ya stupid dead horse!

And to Furry in a Hobo's Ass, if any part of your diseased carcass gets within 5 feet of me I'll cut the fucker off and make you choke on it. And...
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 05:14 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 47,263
Posted By Obvious Defects
So are you saying you don't have a quarter?

So are you saying you don't have a quarter?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 05:08 PM
Replies: 54
Views: 5,316
Posted By Obvious Defects
Hey, can I have that sausage if you're done with...

Hey, can I have that sausage if you're done with it?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 05:04 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 951
Posted By Obvious Defects
Don't you need broken glass for the cookies and...

Don't you need broken glass for the cookies and LSD for the candy corn?
You're not even half ready! I'll bet you haven't even smeared any shit on the doorbell yet.

Damned amateurs.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 04:39 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,575
Posted By Obvious Defects
I would enjoy a sauage, my good man!

I would enjoy a sauage, my good man!
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 04:34 PM
Replies: 207
Views: 47,263
Posted By Obvious Defects
Hey, I'm here now. Can any of you fine...

Hey, I'm here now.

Can any of you fine ladies and gentlemen spare a quarter. For busfare, you know.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 04:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,355
Posted By Obvious Defects
R U on facebook?

R U on facebook?
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