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Forum: Discourse About You! 28th January 2019, 05:13 AM
Replies: 904
Views: 82,212
Posted By Morgenstern
Probably using a sock. Sputnik maybe?[/QUOTE] ...

Probably using a sock. Sputnik maybe?[/QUOTE]

Actually, dudez probably sockin' dat shit the fuck up ova there. I wouldn't know though. Maybe dudez even huey and intentionally trollin' 'em like a...
Forum: The Den of Iniquity 1st October 2018, 10:14 AM
Replies: 1,012
Views: 65,071
Posted By Morgenstern
I haven't been to the dispensary for 5 weeks. ...

I haven't been to the dispensary for 5 weeks. Last time I went, they announced they were closing up shop. Nothing else was said, other than suggesting an alternative.

Now, they have reopened, in...
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th September 2018, 05:00 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 83,004
Posted By Morgenstern
I have no problem with us being much better...

I have no problem with us being much better strangers. In fact, I'd prefer we were perfect strangers. I'll bet I'm not the only one here who cherishes the idea of being perfect strangers with...
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th September 2018, 03:36 PM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 83,004
Posted By Morgenstern
You're an expert on me now? Or are you just...

You're an expert on me now? Or are you just begging for a shoutout from me? Let's take it to your pit thread asshole, and let the snark continue.
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th September 2018, 06:51 AM
Replies: 1,002
Views: 83,004
Posted By Morgenstern
Even absent the overhead of the baldheaded liar,...

Even absent the overhead of the baldheaded liar, the dope was too expensive for a organization that needs a return for every dollar spent. So, Tuba was appointed minister of fund raising. She had...
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th September 2018, 08:01 AM
Replies: 920
Views: 96,640
Posted By Morgenstern
I see you haven't been here long so I'll try to...

I see you haven't been here long so I'll try to explain. Sometimes when a number of Raffers all conglomerate on a Dope thread, someone over there will complain about it saying that Raffers only go to...
Forum: Discourse About You! 11th September 2018, 04:42 AM
Replies: 920
Views: 96,640
Posted By Morgenstern
What crawled up your ass and died? She obviously...

What crawled up your ass and died? She obviously hadn't looked at the thread for a while and I'm sure she'd share my wry amusement at that bit of her history. Chillax, no need to explode on me and...
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th August 2018, 05:23 PM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
I don't think she's has time for a SO given she's...

I don't think she's has time for a SO given she's a multi-orgasmic petrosexual. (Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Forum: Discourse About You! 28th August 2018, 04:34 PM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
And she a Bimmerian!

And she a Bimmerian!
Forum: Discourse About You! 27th August 2018, 03:58 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 85,369
Posted By Morgenstern
https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.ph...

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=617846

Is this close enough?
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd August 2018, 09:32 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
How could a DNA test come back "30% Jewish." ...

How could a DNA test come back "30% Jewish."

I'm thinking dumb as a pothole.
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd August 2018, 08:15 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
I stand corrected. Apparently, a Happy Period...

I stand corrected. Apparently, a Happy Period Card (https://www.greetingcarduniverse.com/collections/health-awareness/menstrual-period-pms) is all the thing.
Forum: Discourse About You! 23rd August 2018, 07:44 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Celebrating the onset of puberty by immortalizing...

Celebrating the onset of puberty by immortalizing the date your uterus went active? Whatever. Yeah, TMI.
Forum: Discourse About You! 22nd August 2018, 11:16 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
:eek: ༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Give rankings[/QUOTE] ...

:eek:

༼ つ ◕_ ◕ ༽つ Give rankings[/QUOTE]

10th on a 9 member board isn't all that good.
Forum: Discourse About You! 22nd August 2018, 11:05 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Holy shit, how could you tell? I'm sitting...

Holy shit, how could you tell? I'm sitting here vaping a little premium sativa herb, not saying a fucking word, and you guessed it. Holy crap you're good.
Forum: Discourse About You! 22nd August 2018, 04:37 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Not until Tuba fleeces all the sheep for their...

Not until Tuba fleeces all the sheep for their spare change. Once that happens, the curtain closes. Pay up folks.
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th August 2018, 12:05 PM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Well, I hope Uptown funk is the direction of rap...

Well, I hope Uptown funk is the direction of rap now. I like Bruno though.
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th August 2018, 06:10 AM
Replies: 869
Views: 85,369
Posted By Morgenstern
Remember kids, leave your Legos on the floor...

Remember kids, leave your Legos on the floor where mommy and daddy walk barefoot at night. :)
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th August 2018, 06:08 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Bad nonny.

Bad nonny.
Forum: Discourse About You! 19th August 2018, 12:40 PM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
I suspect Giraffe will clean up that mess as soon...

I suspect Giraffe will clean up that mess as soon as he sees it. And he can see pretty far from way up there.
Forum: Discourse About You! 19th August 2018, 05:48 AM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Your naked, blinding jealousy for an obese...

Your naked, blinding jealousy for an obese lesbian "Professor's" vintage luxury imported German motor coach is unbecoming you.[/QUOTE]

She's had more orgasms from petrosexual BMW threesome...
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th August 2018, 02:44 PM
Replies: 869
Views: 85,369
Posted By Morgenstern
Seriously. If you "thank god" for the positive...

Seriously. If you "thank god" for the positive things in your life, .[/QUOTE]

Like really cheap beer.
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th August 2018, 02:40 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,407
Posted By Morgenstern
Wasn't me Boozie, it was Sam Clem. He thinks...

Wasn't me Boozie, it was Sam Clem. He thinks you're an ingrown taint hair. Me, on the other hand, I really like you. :hug:

(Psssst, you're really SamuelA right? I won't tell anyone)
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th August 2018, 12:48 PM
Replies: 927
Views: 133,292
Posted By Morgenstern
Our registration emails are lost in the mail.

Our registration emails are lost in the mail.
Forum: Discourse About You! 17th August 2018, 12:12 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,407
Posted By Morgenstern
That's provable prejudice. They apparently hate...

That's provable prejudice. They apparently hate you. Sock up and threaten to sue them if they don't send future registration emails like before.
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