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Forum: Raffoween! 1st November 2009, 11:59 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 23,277
Posted By Sockanova
A gentleman does not kiss and tell.

A gentleman does not kiss and tell.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 03:15 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 13,717
Posted By Sockanova
Come closer, my darling. I must tell you...

Come closer, my darling. I must tell you something.

It's twue.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:57 PM
Replies: 69
Views: 4,985
Posted By Sockanova
But I like my sock, what with the ruffles and the...

But I like my sock, what with the ruffles and the perfume and the suave Ladykilla Skillz (tm). Can I keep him?
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:50 PM
Replies: 42
Views: 9,308
Posted By Sockanova
I can take care of that. First I seduce the...

I can take care of that. First I seduce the rabbit with my patented Ladykilla Skillz (tm), then we beat down her self-esteem, and before you know it, BAM, there's your prom date.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:45 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,136
Posted By Sockanova
Sorry about that.

Sorry about that.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:44 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 13,717
Posted By Sockanova
Come, we can talk politics later. For now, my...

Come, we can talk politics later. For now, my only desire is for the left and the right to be as far apart as possible. By which I mean your knees.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 31st October 2009, 02:39 PM
Replies: 138
Views: 11,747
Posted By Sockanova
Allow me, mon cherie. Perhaps you would care for...

Allow me, mon cherie. Perhaps you would care for a glass of fine wine? It is surprisingly roofie-free, though that may be subject to change.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:35 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 21,779
Posted By Sockanova
Dear Advice Zombie, I think I got herpes...

Dear Advice Zombie,

I think I got herpes from your mom. Do you have her number?
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:32 PM
Replies: 684
Views: 122,637
Posted By Sockanova
I know mine is. Care to join me?

I know mine is. Care to join me?
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 02:27 PM
Replies: 72
Views: 6,127
Posted By Sockanova
I'll take the bullet on this one, mein Liebling.

I'll take the bullet on this one, mein Liebling.
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 09:16 AM
Replies: 66
Views: 13,717
Posted By Sockanova
How you doin'? *wink*

How you doin'? *wink*
Forum: Raffoween! 31st October 2009, 09:14 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,136
Posted By Sockanova
Ooh, I like 'em sassy.

Ooh, I like 'em sassy.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,242
Posted By Sockanova
I must inform you, good sir, that while I spent...

I must inform you, good sir, that while I spent many a year satisfying your fair French maidens, my home is Venezia, the pleasure capital of Europe.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:33 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,575
Posted By Sockanova
That was me. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

That was me. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:32 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,874
Posted By Sockanova
Permit me to dispatch this unpleasant fellow, and...

Permit me to dispatch this unpleasant fellow, and I shall rectify that nipple situation.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:30 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,874
Posted By Sockanova
I hope your rapier is as sharp as your wit, good...

I hope your rapier is as sharp as your wit, good sir. Or your stench.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:25 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,874
Posted By Sockanova
You have besmirched my honor. I challenge...

You have besmirched my honor.

I challenge you *slap* to a duel.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:19 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,874
Posted By Sockanova
Huh. Listen, I don't think it's gonna work out....

Huh. Listen, I don't think it's gonna work out. Buh-bye.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:17 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,242
Posted By Sockanova
Go on...

Go on...
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:17 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,575
Posted By Sockanova
I deflowered many a young Chinese maiden on the...

I deflowered many a young Chinese maiden on the banks of the Yangtze. I had to flee the country when the emporor found me with his daughter. Those were heady days of lust and romance.
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 03:14 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,242
Posted By Sockanova
Come, Hal Briston's Lover, I have a wonderful...

Come, Hal Briston's Lover, I have a wonderful afternoon planned... a relaxing picnic in the lovely French countryside, a bottle of the finest red wine, an engaging discussion of the state of Italian...
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 02:59 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 905
Posted By Sockanova
Hi there. *wink*

Hi there. *wink*
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 02:57 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,242
Posted By Sockanova
How you doin'?

How you doin'?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 02:50 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 905
Posted By Sockanova
How you doin'?

How you doin'?
Forum: Raffoween! 30th October 2009, 09:35 AM
Replies: 82
Views: 6,038
Posted By Sockanova
I'll take care of this. There may be a detour on...

I'll take care of this. There may be a detour on the way to the railroad tracks though.
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