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Forum: Arts and Entertainment 30th May 2012, 12:00 PM
Replies: 55
Views: 11,572
Posted By puttering
That right there. It was a long time ago, but I...

That right there. It was a long time ago, but I don't think I've laughed quite that hard at anything since.
Forum: General Blah Blah 30th May 2012, 11:36 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,366
Posted By puttering
Similar to Portia, a do-over of a screwed-up...

Similar to Portia, a do-over of a screwed-up birthday.

I really don't expect people to buy me presents. On my birthday all I really appreciate is the knowledge that my wife has heard me when I...
Forum: General Blah Blah 30th May 2012, 11:19 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 2,944
Posted By puttering
As the page was loading, the thread just above...

As the page was loading, the thread just above this one was "Best present you ever got", and I read the two together as "Best rim job you ever got".

Well, it all started one night in college when...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 21st May 2012, 11:06 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 12,754
Posted By puttering
In the upper half of the armoire my dad used as a...

In the upper half of the armoire my dad used as a dresser, there were a few naughty greeting cards; a typewritten and photocopied manuscript of a story that I assume was "Behind The Green Door", even...
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th May 2012, 05:35 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 12,994
Posted By puttering
We played Smear the Queer, back in the mid 70's. ...

We played Smear the Queer, back in the mid 70's. Before 'queer' took on its current connotation.
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th May 2012, 11:02 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,229
Posted By puttering
Italy'tl bit too spicy? I'll show myself...

Italy'tl bit too spicy?

I'll show myself out...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 4th May 2012, 12:26 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,543
Posted By puttering
While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters Sons of...

While Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers,
Turn around and say
Good morning to the night,
For unless they see the sky,
But they can't, and that is why,
They know not...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 1st May 2012, 12:36 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 5,395
Posted By puttering
I'll suggest it to my wife tonight. We're always...

I'll suggest it to my wife tonight. We're always looking for a solution to this problem.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 19th April 2012, 10:47 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 9,194
Posted By puttering
This. (http://www.crestonwood.com/router.php) I...

This. (http://www.crestonwood.com/router.php) I might have to build it this weekend now that I've drooled over it.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 3rd April 2012, 10:40 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,149
Posted By puttering
Yep.

Yep.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 30th March 2012, 11:08 AM
Replies: 60
Views: 5,149
Posted By puttering
Mr. Holland's Opus. Every damn time I catch...

Mr. Holland's Opus.

Every damn time I catch it on TV, I end up watching it to the end. The scene in the auditorium just tears me apart. It's no secret to me that I have a soft spot for films...
Forum: General Blah Blah 19th March 2012, 12:48 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,558
Posted By puttering
I met her in a dorm room party the first day of...

I met her in a dorm room party the first day of college. I was drunk and she didn't drink at all, so obviously I made a stellar impression. I saw her again the next night at another dorm party, and...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 29th February 2012, 10:57 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,080
Posted By puttering
Is that wrong? Sorry, but I gotta plead...

Is that wrong? Sorry, but I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If someone had mentioned to me that that sort of thing was frowned upon here, I can assure you, it would not have happened.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 29th February 2012, 10:56 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,080
Posted By puttering
In my office building, I use an end stall because...

In my office building, I use an end stall because I don't want to be caught between two coworkers as they are noisily dropping logs. Of the 2 end stalls, I usually choose the larger handicapped one,...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 29th February 2012, 10:51 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,019
Posted By puttering
I received a job offer from a company that found...

I received a job offer from a company that found me on LinkedIn, but it was (i) just after I started at my current job and am very happy here, and (ii) a 90 minute commute. So I didn't take it. But...
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th February 2012, 10:32 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 2,982
Posted By puttering
I'm giving up alcohol as well. I did it a few...

I'm giving up alcohol as well. I did it a few years ago, but am going for it again. In fact, I'm giving it up until April 29. That's the day that I'm competing in a Tough Mudder in Pennsylvania,...
Forum: General Blah Blah 21st February 2012, 11:55 AM
Replies: 71
Views: 8,443
Posted By puttering
Yay for Natala and Matt.

Yay for Natala and Matt.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th January 2012, 12:34 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 16,818
Posted By puttering
It won't be nearly as bad as you think. I...

It won't be nearly as bad as you think.

I had mine done on a Friday afternoon, local anasthetic, he shaved what he needed to; I drove myself home. The whole procedure took about 25 minutes,...
Forum: Just the Facts 23rd January 2012, 06:11 AM
Replies: 40
Views: 4,477
Posted By puttering
It's regional, but I prefer "in". I had only...

It's regional, but I prefer "in". I had only ever heard "in line" for the first 18 years of my life, including trips to Europe and all over the continental U.S. Then I went to college and met folks...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 4th January 2012, 12:38 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,366
Posted By puttering
My daughter's favorite Christmas present was the...

My daughter's favorite Christmas present was the full-size replica of Hogwart's, which she proceeded to build in the hours before Christmas dinner. I think it even beat out the iPod Touch.
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th January 2012, 11:58 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,475
Posted By puttering
I think the minority of jobs are like Dudley's;...

I think the minority of jobs are like Dudley's; most companies expect their employees to be present and working during working hours, particularly when there are clients and third parties that have...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 21st December 2011, 11:31 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,695
Posted By puttering
You should have suggested "Latrina".

You should have suggested "Latrina".
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 21st December 2011, 04:47 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 3,695
Posted By puttering
I was also going to recommend a little powder. I...

I was also going to recommend a little powder. I often go commando, which has the occasionally unpleasant side effect known as StickySack. A little baby powder helps immensely.
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th December 2011, 06:27 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 2,536
Posted By puttering
I can't be the only one curious about what,...

I can't be the only one curious about what, exactly, is in that bag.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 5th December 2011, 11:15 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,571
Posted By puttering
I liked Coach better than Woody, but Rebecca...

I liked Coach better than Woody, but Rebecca better than Diane. Shelley Long had a thankless job- develop a character that the other characters, and by extension, the viewers, hated. She did it...
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