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Forum: General Blah Blah 22nd April 2010, 02:07 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 29,573
Posted By Bonkers
Is there a sub-grade of forking to be had here? I...

Is there a sub-grade of forking to be had here? I got some plastic ones that I would be happy to use for minor infractions, shouldn't hurt too much I'm thinking, just enough to get the message...
Forum: Just the Facts 22nd April 2010, 01:54 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,238
Posted By Bonkers
AND IF MINE DIDN'T EARLIER IT SURE AS FUCK DOES...

AND IF MINE DIDN'T EARLIER IT SURE AS FUCK DOES NOW.

and yet..

::Cue Applause Here::

Jaglavak that's the most comprehensive and well done fixit answer on a MB I have ever had the pleasure to...
Forum: General Blah Blah 14th April 2010, 05:47 PM
Replies: 95
Views: 10,295
Posted By Bonkers
My dish towel is sexier.

My dish towel is sexier.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 13th April 2010, 01:10 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 352
Posted By Bonkers
What happened to THAT band?

I was originally just going to start a thread asking 'What happened to Mary's Danish?' but thought that there's prolly a bunch of bands that people either want answers for, or can supply detail on...
Forum: General Blah Blah 12th April 2010, 07:20 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,078
Posted By Bonkers
I can fend off a sneeze by dragging my top lip...

I can fend off a sneeze by dragging my top lip down. When I feel that sneeze tingle coming I use my index finger to kinda stretch my whole top lip down, imagine you got a 'stache and your trying to...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 9th April 2010, 10:42 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 549
Posted By Bonkers
Chowderfinger? Powderminger? ...

Chowderfinger?

Powderminger?

...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 9th April 2010, 10:40 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 549
Posted By Bonkers
I heard Bernard on the radio saying he's...

I heard Bernard on the radio saying he's contracted to do another album, but he seems to be in no hurry, he wants a bit of time off, must be hard with all the coke and groupies I guess :)

I'm...
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th April 2010, 08:46 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 840
Posted By Bonkers
::shudders:: The first year of sparky...

::shudders::

The first year of sparky school, and there you are measuring the density of magnetic flux between two iron cores.

It still makes me cringe.
Forum: The Game Room 9th April 2010, 08:20 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,239
Posted By Bonkers
With an appropriate title.. Well done. :)

With an appropriate title..

Well done. :)
Forum: The Game Room 9th April 2010, 08:03 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,239
Posted By Bonkers
48.5.. :smack:

48.5.. :smack:
Forum: The Game Room 9th April 2010, 06:12 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,419
Posted By Bonkers
This meant there was only one thing appropriate...

This meant there was only one thing appropriate that I could do now.
Forum: Just the Facts 9th April 2010, 05:11 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 5,643
Posted By Bonkers
link to another article on the same topic...

link to another article on the same topic (http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/42019)

It seems to me what they're saying here is that the quantum drum in its natural state resonates at about...
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th April 2010, 01:15 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 710
Posted By Bonkers
For you was there an obvious suspect? not...

For you was there an obvious suspect? not necessarily beady eyes etc. but one you though to yourself, 'I'm betting it's HIM.'
Forum: General Blah Blah 9th April 2010, 01:12 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,875
Posted By Bonkers
I was simply trying to gain an insight into why...

I was simply trying to gain an insight into why people find it fascinating, not to condemn them, and the response to the OP has been enlightening enough. Equally I could have asked about why people...
Forum: The Game Room 9th April 2010, 12:55 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 543
Posted By Bonkers
Cocksucker!

Cocksucker!
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th April 2010, 11:05 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,875
Posted By Bonkers
The birds here are pretty safe... although the...

The birds here are pretty safe... although the magpies can be aggressive, the fuckers.

They have 'tourist' radar too.

Just so you know.
Forum: General Blah Blah 8th April 2010, 10:08 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,875
Posted By Bonkers
Can Somebody Explain Birdwatching To Me.

Please, serious.

I get that, like most animals, they can be good lookin' beasts.

I also get that people become a bit infatuated with beasts (dog shows fer instance)

But is it that simple?...
Forum: The Game Room 8th April 2010, 08:16 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,419
Posted By Bonkers
He told me he knew where my dog was.

He told me he knew where my dog was.
Forum: The Game Room 8th April 2010, 08:12 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 543
Posted By Bonkers
Thread Tennis..

I'm thinking similar to Bufftabby's Thread Titles Which Become Humorous When Read in Sequence (http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?t=11072) but adding timbicile's idea of One random word....
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 8th April 2010, 06:24 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 10,226
Posted By Bonkers
http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/ae29/frootle/fl...

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/ae29/frootle/fluffymackpudding.jpg

The words Mackerel and Pudding should never, ever be used in the same sentence.
...
Forum: Just the Facts 8th April 2010, 05:50 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 21,329
Posted By Bonkers
I won't believe that FUCKING NONSENSE until you...

I won't believe that FUCKING NONSENSE until you post up a vid to prove it... :mad:
Forum: Just the Facts 8th April 2010, 05:23 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 21,329
Posted By Bonkers
Perhaps if you could regulate the amperage to a...

Perhaps if you could regulate the amperage to a low enough level to just keep it ticking over?

.. and you'd need lots of probes (but that goes without saying doesn't it??)

So, now we are down...
Forum: Just the Facts 8th April 2010, 05:06 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 21,329
Posted By Bonkers
Considering 430V cooked an unsuspecting plumber...

Considering 430V cooked an unsuspecting plumber who for some reason? stuck his hand into a 3 phase bus bar cabinet, I'd guess that a swan at 750V doesn't stand much of a chance.

But hey, dinner...
Forum: Photo Safari 7th April 2010, 07:01 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 3,508
Posted By Bonkers
AAARGH. at least I'll get some sleep now..

AAARGH.

at least I'll get some sleep now..
Forum: Just the Facts 7th April 2010, 06:57 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 21,329
Posted By Bonkers
Mass and Frozen Chickens

Last week Mrs. Bonkers asked me "Will a chicken get heavier if it's frozen?"

Of course I snorted and guffawed loudly at this gross misguidance, and while shaking my head with some disdain and more...
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