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Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2019, 04:39 AM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,312
Posted By Saint Nick
Sorry about the delays last night, folks. I've...

Sorry about the delays last night, folks. I've been in rehab.
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2018, 05:12 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,919
Posted By Saint Nick
Can't. If it torches my reigns I'll probably...

Can't. If it torches my reigns I'll probably crash in god-forsaken Chicago. Again.




What am I, Dr. Phil? Work out yer own roommate problems.
Forum: The Box 24th December 2018, 07:34 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 736
Posted By Saint Nick
You've no idea what a bitch it is to pretend to...

You've no idea what a bitch it is to pretend to be somebody you aren't.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2018, 07:32 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 1,577
Posted By Saint Nick
Humbug.

Humbug.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2018, 07:28 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,919
Posted By Saint Nick
As has been pointed out, that doesn't exist yet. ...

As has been pointed out, that doesn't exist yet.

And if I could time travel, dontcha folks think I would've just skipped the last few years?




You can forget the doors cuz of weight limits....
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2018, 08:35 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,919
Posted By Saint Nick
Again? This is, what? the fifth time? Seeing...

Again? This is, what? the fifth time?

Seeing that ya didn't lose 'em in a barfight this time, I'll see what I can do. But the kid that does teeth has taken up housekeeping with that prospector...
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2018, 05:32 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 2,919
Posted By Saint Nick
The Sometimes Annual Christmas Wish List Thread

Okay you mukluks. You know the drill. Tell me what you want, why you want it, and what it's worth to you. This vendor makes no guarantee as to availability, utility or palatability. You spin the...
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2017, 05:01 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 495
Posted By Saint Nick
If somebody finds a pair of red pants somewhere...

If somebody finds a pair of red pants somewhere between Waukegan and Biloxi, let me know.
Forum: General Blah Blah 29th November 2017, 03:34 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 5,740
Posted By Saint Nick
You are wrong, mistletoe breath. I have never...

You are wrong, mistletoe breath. I have never hidden my fondness for snowbunnies. Also, I know better than to expose myself up here.
Forum: The Box 11th February 2017, 06:23 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 800
Posted By Saint Nick
Say whut? I'll sue. Sue

Say whut?


I'll sue. Sue
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 5th December 2016, 08:28 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,857
Posted By Saint Nick
I need all the help I can get. :rolleyes:

I need all the help I can get. :rolleyes:
Forum: Getting Started 5th December 2016, 08:26 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 8,911
Posted By Saint Nick
Say what? Expect a stocking full of kittens...

Say what?

Expect a stocking full of kittens this year.


As for this mooning business, I dare any of you to expose your butt up here at the Pole.
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th January 2016, 01:29 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 9,980
Posted By Saint Nick
Damn. Musta been that chick in Winslow.

Damn. Musta been that chick in Winslow.
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2015, 05:07 AM
Replies: 6,881
Views: 398,320
Posted By Saint Nick
What the lapsed Elf said. Blitzer hardly needs to...

What the lapsed Elf said. Blitzer hardly needs to be told to let loose.

Next year's hit song will be "Grandma Just Got Pissed On By A Reindeer."
Forum: The Drunk Tank 25th December 2015, 05:02 AM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,562
Posted By Saint Nick
Has anybody seen my pants? Musta left...

Has anybody seen my pants?



Musta left them in Waukegan.
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2015, 05:00 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,692
Posted By Saint Nick
That was the year I swore, No more babbie...

That was the year I swore, No more babbie deliveries.
Forum: Getting Started 24th December 2015, 05:53 PM
Replies: 81
Views: 14,518
Posted By Saint Nick
Naughty or nice? Gaagh. Gag me with...

Naughty or nice?




Gaagh. Gag me with a spoon.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2015, 05:52 PM
Replies: 6,881
Views: 398,320
Posted By Saint Nick
Be patient. Blitzer's got a bladder control...

Be patient. Blitzer's got a bladder control problem.
Forum: The Drunk Tank 24th December 2015, 05:51 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 3,562
Posted By Saint Nick
God, how I wish I could join you all.

God, how I wish I could join you all.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2015, 05:49 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 6,101
Posted By Saint Nick
Looks like I'll be there in a couple hours. Pour...

Looks like I'll be there in a couple hours. Pour one for me.





I've mastered the plasma state. If you're gonna watch better wear one of them welders helmets.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2015, 12:45 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,725
Posted By Saint Nick
Bitch, bitch, bitch. :moves Arizona to...

Bitch, bitch, bitch.


:moves Arizona to end of flight plan:
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2015, 08:46 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,725
Posted By Saint Nick
Say what? Guy's lawyer's gonna hear about...

Say what?

Guy's lawyer's gonna hear about this!



Only tumblers up here are drunk elves.
Forum: General Blah Blah 26th October 2015, 02:43 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 684
Posted By Saint Nick
I may no longer give a shit if any of you are...

I may no longer give a shit if any of you are naughty or nice, but I still have some standards. You should never kill anybody who doesn't need it.
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th February 2015, 07:34 PM
Replies: 6,881
Views: 398,320
Posted By Saint Nick
Smartass.

Smartass.
Forum: General Blah Blah 13th December 2014, 04:01 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 2,122
Posted By Saint Nick
NO CHIMNEY PUKING!! Never fuck with the Magic of...

NO CHIMNEY PUKING!! Never fuck with the Magic of Christmas!
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