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Forum: Getting Started 12th September 2014, 10:03 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,847
Posted By Salambo
Haul? Dragon's horde. The proa are fun to...

Haul? Dragon's horde.

The proa are fun to take over, 'cos they're faster than they have any right to be, but they're also like mosquitoes. I take 'em out when they get too cocky. Catamarans are...
Forum: Getting Started 12th September 2014, 08:16 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 4,847
Posted By Salambo
She IS awesome and makes the best mustard in the...

She IS awesome and makes the best mustard in the world. I hope she pulls through whatever rough patch has got her down. I'm thinking of her.
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 26th March 2014, 09:22 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 14,719
Posted By Salambo
Bo Pai, you have another ally. I hear you. I feel...

Bo Pai, you have another ally. I hear you. I feel similarly.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 26th March 2014, 12:29 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,362
Posted By Salambo
I love stuff like this solely because of the...

I love stuff like this solely because of the personal amusement I get when I wonder what society a few generations out or further will think when they find it. Hee!
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 26th March 2014, 12:16 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,564
Posted By Salambo
Not offensive. Society gets pretty caught up in...

Not offensive. Society gets pretty caught up in the surface value of something instead of paying attention to intent. Nick is amusing. Not as funny as Dave Chappelle, who has also done whiteface....
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 18th February 2014, 12:03 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 1,067
Posted By Salambo
Awesome-O, Mormons, WoW, and that anime one with...

Awesome-O, Mormons, WoW, and that anime one with the "Let's Fighting Love" song.

Too many to choose. I liked the Heavy Metal one, too. Oh god, and the entire Coon series.
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th February 2014, 09:06 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 1,487
Posted By Salambo
Is Amazon an option? As long as it's shipping...

Is Amazon an option? As long as it's shipping from their warehouse (anything Prime eligible), I've never had any problems with returns (I've returned a carseat, some kinda antenna my father ordered,...
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th February 2014, 08:53 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 8,472
Posted By Salambo
Urg. I was really hoping this would be like tv...

Urg. I was really hoping this would be like tv and you'd get the pup. Sorry, Solfy.
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th February 2014, 08:37 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 5,005
Posted By Salambo
That's cute. I don't think I'd describe Giraffe...

That's cute. I don't think I'd describe Giraffe as "fearless."
Forum: The Pit 17th February 2014, 08:35 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 16,670
Posted By Salambo
Annoying people come in all stripes. Broad...

Annoying people come in all stripes. Broad brushes make them seem larger than they are.
Forum: The Pit 8th February 2014, 11:33 PM
Replies: 70
Views: 6,113
Posted By Salambo
I was watching TV last week during live...

I was watching TV last week during live broadcasts (Super Bowl stuff as opposed to our usual DVR/Netflix fare), and a local news broadcast advertised their upcoming CAN'T MISS THUS INSANE IMPORTANT...
Forum: The Pit 5th February 2014, 10:56 AM
Replies: 43
Views: 2,523
Posted By Salambo
Internet + media = troll magnifying glass. Drink...

Internet + media = troll magnifying glass. Drink what you like and ignore the fools.
Forum: The Pit 5th February 2014, 02:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,210
Posted By Salambo
Ain't against the rules, ain't your problem. Fuck...

Ain't against the rules, ain't your problem. Fuck 'em and strut.
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th February 2014, 10:03 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 2,925
Posted By Salambo
Legion of Boom, baby. Nobody believed, nobody...

Legion of Boom, baby. Nobody believed, nobody paid attention, people calling my secret boyfriend Richard Sherman a thug, thought they were all talk. I watched them all season. I watched every Real...
Forum: Sports! 3rd February 2014, 01:07 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,313
Posted By Salambo
That was deeply satisfying for so many reasons....

That was deeply satisfying for so many reasons. Not gonna have a voice in the morning. Blue and green Skittles every-fucking-where.
Forum: Sports! 31st January 2014, 12:32 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,313
Posted By Salambo
Thanks for your post, Dosipede; I was going to...

Thanks for your post, Dosipede; I was going to address that in my post and got distracted. It's just making news because hey, our team made news.
Forum: Sports! 31st January 2014, 11:52 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,313
Posted By Salambo
Borb: The whole 12th man deal isn't...

Borb:

The whole 12th man deal isn't something the fans gave themselves to honour themselves. It's more like a gift given to the fans from the team (the team is always thanking and shouting out to...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 29th January 2014, 11:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 4,219
Posted By Salambo
Not true. "No one" always means "someone(s)...

Not true.

"No one" always means "someone(s) who pissed me off." Cut that person off (if it's family, maybe just a temporary hiatus), shake it off and look elsewhere/do something else for a while....
Forum: The Game Room 29th January 2014, 10:14 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,819
Posted By Salambo
Damn, just you and me, Zeens? Hit the light....

Damn, just you and me, Zeens? Hit the light. (Good submissions, btw)

Tonight's is Sexy Restaurants.

Boobie Tuesday
REALLY Happy Chef
Too Friendly's
Long, Dick Shaped Bread
Bertushies...
Forum: Sports! 29th January 2014, 10:07 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 3,313
Posted By Salambo
I'm a little nervous. Peyton is an amazing QB....

I'm a little nervous. Peyton is an amazing QB. But I have faith in our Legion of Boom.

Sherm is my favourite man in the world, with serious talent to backup that mouth, we gots Beast Mode with...
Forum: The Game Room 28th January 2014, 02:20 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,819
Posted By Salambo
@midnight

I had WAY too much fun with last night's @midnight hash tag war, #‎SadTVShows‬, so here are my submissions, and I gotta hear yours.

#SadTVShows:

The Cosby, Stills, Nash & Young Show
Dead...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 6th January 2014, 10:31 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 3,527
Posted By Salambo
Depends on your kid. Salambit is three and, while...

Depends on your kid. Salambit is three and, while she watches mostly NickJr fare, she's a huge fan of Adventure Time, which can be kind of intense. The stuff I thought she'd find too scary, she just...
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2013, 06:04 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,364
Posted By Salambo
I just learned that, all my life, that instrument...

I just learned that, all my life, that instrument I thought was a tuba? Actually a sousaphone.
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th December 2013, 04:42 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,810
Posted By Salambo
Yeah, it's some kinda weird bias on my part that...

Yeah, it's some kinda weird bias on my part that I find the sport teams logo on duct tape perfectly acceptable, but boy band duct tape seems bizarre. And I'd even understand Hello Kitty duct tape,...
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2013, 09:26 PM
Replies: 116
Views: 11,810
Posted By Salambo
My BIL was visiting recently, and some ad for a...

My BIL was visiting recently, and some ad for a Justin Beiber movie came on tv and my husband started in with his "what is this? A movie about Justin Beiber?" So BIL starts smart-assing: "Don't hate....
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