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Forum: Longneck Public Library 6th January 2011, 11:01 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,452
Posted By LordVor
First, you turn on every light in your house and...

First, you turn on every light in your house and make sure the doors and windows are locked.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 12th December 2010, 10:29 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 7,721
Posted By LordVor
Forget that, thinly peel the citrus with a veg...

Forget that, thinly peel the citrus with a veg peeler and throw the big slices of zest into a small food processor for 30 seconds. Might not be worth it for one, but there's no better way to...
Forum: General Blah Blah 2nd December 2010, 10:55 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 4,586
Posted By LordVor
I was about to write about everything that Falcon...

I was about to write about everything that Falcon said. I don't buy self-published books because I rarely buy actual books anymore, and the ones that I do buy are from stores that don't generally...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 14th November 2010, 03:24 PM
Replies: 80
Views: 9,116
Posted By LordVor
Are we human? Is Tony Danza? My sign is...

Are we human?
Is Tony Danza?
My sign is vital....
my hands are cold.
And I'm on my knees, looking for the answer
are we human?
Is Tony Danza?
Forum: Just the Facts 10th November 2010, 08:52 PM
Replies: 96
Views: 17,805
Posted By LordVor
So my wife used to work at a paint store...the...

So my wife used to work at a paint store...the only thing I have to add is that the teenagers working at Home Depot tend to be a lot worse at making the paint cans match in color than the people at...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 13th August 2010, 04:02 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 1,668
Posted By LordVor
<shudder> The best margarita you'll ever drink is...

<shudder> The best margarita you'll ever drink is 1 part Citronage, 1 part fresh lime juice, and 2 parts good tequila over ice. There's no need to "mix".

:poke:
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 1st August 2010, 07:33 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,197
Posted By LordVor
To be fair, the Kindle supports a heck of a lot...

To be fair, the Kindle supports a heck of a lot more than "just Amazon's format"...they do .txt, pdf, and non-protected MOBI natively, .html and .doc through Amazon's converter, and just about...
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th July 2010, 10:15 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 560
Posted By LordVor
So I divide Scotches that I can afford into two...

So I divide Scotches that I can afford into two main "classes". "Neat" and "Rocks". As in, some scotches are ok if you drink them on the rocks to kill some of the taste, while others are smooth...
Forum: Just the Facts 12th July 2010, 10:35 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 615
Posted By LordVor
So 802.11G can handle hi def, but only if you've...

So 802.11G can handle hi def, but only if you've got strong reception and you only do one hop wireless. (So blue ray player hopping to the router to something on the internet, works fine. But if you...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 7th July 2010, 07:28 AM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,277
Posted By LordVor
I still think that the only way they could have...

I still think that the only way they could have improved "Embrace of the Vampire" would have been to take the scene where Alyssa was naked on the table being attended to by the vampire and his harem,...
Forum: Just the Facts 6th July 2010, 07:21 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,161
Posted By LordVor
I'm holding out for Team Alice {NSFW}...

I'm holding out for Team Alice {NSFW} (http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/ashley-greene/ashley-greene-nude-bodypaint-pictures-more-and-bigger-005244), myself.
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 6th July 2010, 07:14 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 7,277
Posted By LordVor
Oh gods, how could I have forgotten Tony Danza...

Oh gods, how could I have forgotten Tony Danza trying to buy a bra for Alyssa Milano?
Forum: Just the Facts 6th July 2010, 07:11 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,190
Posted By LordVor
Hardest part is figuring out which bit of RAM to...

Hardest part is figuring out which bit of RAM to buy.
Forum: Photo Safari 12th June 2010, 08:46 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 6,947
Posted By LordVor
I'm with you. While it's a notable disaster area...

I'm with you. While it's a notable disaster area worthy of documenting, there's also a significant amount of prototype hardware sitting on it.
Forum: General Blah Blah 5th June 2010, 12:34 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 1,700
Posted By LordVor
Conversation with my 4 year old last week: ...

Conversation with my 4 year old last week:
"Daddy, how do you get pennies out of bellies?"
"Why?"
"I have a penny in my belly."
"How did it get there?"
"I ated it."
"Why did you do that?"...
Forum: General Blah Blah 28th May 2010, 11:23 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,728
Posted By LordVor
but...my sentence was in english...

but...my sentence was in english...
Forum: Point-Counterpoint 28th May 2010, 11:44 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 11,521
Posted By LordVor
My absolute LEAST favorite traffic light is the...

My absolute LEAST favorite traffic light is the red left turn arrow. It's societies little reminder that we must protect people from Darwinating themselves and innocent others by not being able to...
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th May 2010, 10:56 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,728
Posted By LordVor
If you want to be pedantic about it.

If you want to be pedantic about it.
Forum: Just the Facts 23rd May 2010, 11:03 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,448
Posted By LordVor
So Hulu's one of the players that has several...

So Hulu's one of the players that has several different quality streams that they switch you to based on your ability to pull in the stream...It probably worked better because it was a lower quality...
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 19th May 2010, 07:24 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,914
Posted By LordVor
Eczema symptoms can be relieved by bathing the...

Eczema symptoms can be relieved by bathing the sufferer in dilute chlorine bleach (like 1/2 cup per bathtubfull) for 15 minutes/day. Within a couple days, all the "oozing" patches on son #1 had dried...
Forum: General Blah Blah 15th May 2010, 08:59 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 843
Posted By LordVor
It's obvious, isn't it? The scooter store knew...

It's obvious, isn't it? The scooter store knew their brochure was going to be delivered today, so they sent somebody around to your work to whack you in the ankle while you weren't looking. It's...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 11th May 2010, 08:04 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 875
Posted By LordVor
I've made it through that season of Angel I never...

I've made it through that season of Angel I never got around to watching, and am starting to work my way through Farscpae. The one thing that I wish it had _more_ of is live concert footage.
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th May 2010, 07:52 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 3,562
Posted By LordVor
"You'll wonder where the yellow went... When...

"You'll wonder where the yellow went...
When you're fucked up on Pepsodent"
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 7th May 2010, 05:47 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,914
Posted By LordVor
I dunno, my kid's teething was easier to get...

I dunno, my kid's teething was easier to get through when I was dipped in whiskey.

I'm also afraid to ask what you're supposed to do with the yogurt.
Forum: Better Living Through Posting 6th May 2010, 10:38 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 8,914
Posted By LordVor
"Home Remedies" that work

So about 6 months ago, my wife decided to try some organic flour. Ever since, we've had a pantry moth infestation. We started fighting after they had dug in, throwing out all the eggy stuff, hitting...
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