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Forum: General Blah Blah 30th January 2016, 11:59 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 1,732
Posted By Despotic Harridan
THIS. When my husband died it was a tho' he never...

THIS. When my husband died it was a tho' he never existed. No one wanted to talk about the fun times. Like they were afraid to remind me of him. Fuck, it's all I thought about, the ONLY thing I...
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2015, 06:54 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,725
Posted By Despotic Harridan
At my brother's. Where, after being told to bring...

At my brother's. Where, after being told to bring apps, when I asked how many he expected, was told 20. Peel & eat shrimp it is. Maybe in the crowd we can slip out early.
Forum: General Blah Blah 24th December 2015, 04:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,296
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Jeez, it was just kind of random notes from my...

Jeez, it was just kind of random notes from my being in an actual mall-gasp, for the first time in years. And listening to my GF tell me her dating woes.
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2015, 12:15 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,296
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Guys, this is why you'll never get laid

You have designs on the back pockets of your jeans. Big fancy designs in rhinestones and bedazzles and shit. 2 words-Levi Strauss

You lie about your height. Don't. We know

You drink your...
Forum: Politics, Philosophy and Religion 23rd December 2015, 12:11 PM
Replies: 1,166
Views: 103,649
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Why would Trump spend $$ on ads, the lamestream...

Why would Trump spend $$ on ads, the lamestream media gives him everything for free? Besides, I can only imagine a Trump ad since he has no positions other than asshole
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2015, 06:35 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 12,940
Posted By Despotic Harridan
AuntiePam, I was getting that message too last...

AuntiePam, I was getting that message too last nite. Yahoo bastids
Forum: General Blah Blah 23rd December 2015, 06:34 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,414
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Female. I keep getting these ads for "male...

Female. I keep getting these ads for "male enhancement"

POUND HER WITH YOUR ROCK HARD MEMBER. RAM IT INTO HER ALL NITE

Is that what guys think we want?
Forum: General Blah Blah 22nd December 2015, 11:24 AM
Replies: 36
Views: 3,206
Posted By Despotic Harridan
It's a good year. I bought a late cancellation of...

It's a good year. I bought a late cancellation of a cabin on the Blues Cruise for January 2016 and he's buying me a roof for one of the rentals. We need big stuff.
I got him some pens with his...
Forum: General Blah Blah 16th December 2015, 09:22 AM
Replies: 222
Views: 12,940
Posted By Despotic Harridan
If my first husband weren't lying in a nursing...

If my first husband weren't lying in a nursing home, I'd think he'd latched on to you, teela. Same Bullshit.

To wit:

He had a classic MGA and as classic cars tend to do, it stalled at a light....
Forum: Photo Safari 9th December 2015, 10:32 AM
Replies: 5,297
Views: 783,669
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Which is worse, the appalling nature of the...

Which is worse, the appalling nature of the photograph, the subjects or the rampant use of really bad Photoshop
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th December 2015, 07:11 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 1,998
Posted By Despotic Harridan
I would think they hated me. Or it's my...

I would think they hated me.

Or it's my dentist needing cash
Forum: General Blah Blah 7th December 2015, 04:42 AM
Replies: 18
Views: 3,086
Posted By Despotic Harridan
I have Zedge downloaded and make myself crazy...

I have Zedge downloaded and make myself crazy changing people's ringtones depending on how I feel about them at the time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rZX1JCPAXQ

My sister's current...
Forum: Arts and Entertainment 7th December 2015, 04:28 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 1,766
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Love me some Robert Earl Keen!! Adeste...

Love me some Robert Earl Keen!!

Adeste Fideles in full on Latin with orchestra and chorus takes me back to Catholic school. Without psycho nuns.
Forum: Discourse About You! 1st December 2015, 12:15 PM
Replies: 977
Views: 97,630
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Shave the shamers!!

Shave the shamers!!
Forum: Discourse About You! 30th November 2015, 12:56 PM
Replies: 977
Views: 97,630
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Ha. "There is no need to be condescending, but...

Ha. "There is no need to be condescending, but I'm going to be anyway."
So he has his Masters, possibly a Ph.D. (started at an Ivy League school, no less) in 'cutting edge behavioral neuroscience'....
Forum: General Blah Blah 27th November 2015, 08:30 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 14,295
Posted By Despotic Harridan
On the table???? Roasted with an apple in its...

On the table???? Roasted with an apple in its mouth?

Pretty sure there are laws about that
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th November 2015, 10:28 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 3,587
Posted By Despotic Harridan
I am what you'd expect given my name...

I am what you'd expect given my name here---THRILLED to be getting out of the family gathering. My brother decided to have it on Friday for his convenience, but I work Friday. Oh frabjous day!! I...
Forum: General Blah Blah 25th November 2015, 05:21 AM
Replies: 69
Views: 14,295
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Mom used to make a Jello mold that was simply...

Mom used to make a Jello mold that was simply horrendous!! It had carrots and shit in it--in Jello!! However it was fun to watch her try to get it out of the mold pan without the damn Jello breaking....
Forum: General Blah Blah 20th November 2015, 11:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 781
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Ah yes, as we say in advertising it's acceptable...

Ah yes, as we say in advertising it's acceptable hyperbole is all
Forum: Discourse About You! 20th November 2015, 10:58 AM
Replies: 977
Views: 97,630
Posted By Despotic Harridan
How long until AB weighs in on this? ...

How long until AB weighs in on this?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=775734

Because he specializes in the not-known personages of the illuminati
Forum: General Blah Blah 17th November 2015, 11:44 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 1,519
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Could be VOIP where the #'s don't cost any more. ...

Could be VOIP where the #'s don't cost any more.

I NEED my voice mail. My phone is pretty much defaulted to VM, because I get so many helpful calls from helpful salesmen who want to save me money...
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th November 2015, 08:58 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 2,850
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Look, it's like an ugly baby. In which case one...

Look, it's like an ugly baby. In which case one says (all cooing and smiling) "Aww, a baby" thereby making no (spoken) judgments, pleasing the parent and being able to think all the "man that kid...
Forum: Photo Safari 14th September 2015, 02:51 PM
Replies: 100
Views: 14,932
Posted By Despotic Harridan
RIP little love love, my baby fuzz, my best...

RIP little love love, my baby fuzz, my best friend. 9/11/15

I am broken.
Forum: General Blah Blah 6th September 2015, 11:07 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 594
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Yup. He's spending the nite at the vet's, after...

Yup. He's spending the nite at the vet's, after shitting some more pellets on the living room floor. She gave him a rectal, which I'm sure he enjoyed. So enema X2 for him tonite, and fluids, and a...
Forum: General Blah Blah 4th September 2015, 07:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 594
Posted By Despotic Harridan
Why did my cat do this (cat poop thread)

He was crying bloody murder in the laundry room, where his litter box is, but not in it, not near it. I went to check, suspecting a hard hairball emission. Instead, he pooped right there right in...
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